today, I'm thankful for:

* the Theoi

* thermos mugs

* socks

LET'S. FUCKING. GO.

https://www.wowhead.com/news/completing-quests-will-unlock-transmog-across-all-armor-types-in-the-war-within-339065

#worldofwarcraft #gaming #warcraft

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:

- stretch, take your meds, drink some water

- you are perfect, just the way you are.

- the next time you drink from a water fountain, it's going to shoot up in your face, so be careful

i don’t juggle but you look cool so i’ll follow you

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:

- stretch, take your meds, drink some water

- you are a money magnet.

- don't worry. you'll meet someone and fall in love. they put out, too, a lot.

ahahaha i don't want bird guts everywhere xD

she’s been in this position for a solid hour

https://m.primal.net/IBPh.mov

today, I'm thankful for:

* world of warcraft

* Ring cameras

* sarah sherman

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:

- stretch, take your meds, drink some water

- you can overcome any obstacle that comes your way.

- world peace is finally achieved in the year 3821. we all walk around naked & become farmers. also, unlimited tacos. it's great.

Oops, forgot the most important advice for today:

- No matter what you are going through right now, you are going to get through it.

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:

- stretch, take your meds, drink some water

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- Tesla's stock goes down to $0.01. Amazon's goes up to $10,034.02. Kraft Heinz' goes up to $130,029,488,912.03. Everybody becomes obsessed with ketchup in the future, and puts it in everything. Literally... everything.

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:

- stretch, drink some water, take your meds

- life loves and supports you. everything is unfolding perfectly.

- one time I met myself in the past meeting myself in the future, it was... awkward.

better day.

#worldofwarcraft #gaming

tough day

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:

- unclench your jaw, take your meds, drink some water

- let them.

- KEK coin just hit a dollar. currently it's .00000003 cents each. I'd get some if I were you.

looks amazing! muy bien! me gusta <3

advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:

- stretch, drink some water, take your meds

- it is safe for you to be all of yourself.

- eating in public because super taboo. sex in public? fine. masturbating in public? fine. drugs in public? fine. eating? ewwww no don't do that

man I'm there too. I'm at over 5 years now from my divorce, even though we were together for about 5 years, married for 2 of them, it hurts, a lot, often. what helps me is remembering the bad things about our relationship. also just knowing that she herself deserves someone else, as do I.

hang in there, we got this <3

i wonder how easy they break tho

it’s the amount of red meat we now consume

we haven’t been eating slabs of red meat 3x a day for 2.5 million years, lmao