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Nostr is a slippery slope tonight.

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That’s it, we are closing Nostr

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The best way to fight spam is to make it costly, not to require government ID.

Guy Swann’s podcast #65 Banks, Digital Money and a Cat, is a must listen!

After a lot of editing, I officially passed my book manuscript to my first editor, out of two editors it will go through.

Now I have to start working on a lot of charts so that I can insert them by the time the editors are done in a couple months.

Correlation is actually going up in short term despite the recent banking crisis. Big money managers still trade btc as a big tech stock.

Nostr Plebs adds Ethereum and credit card payment options 🤙🏻

To allow more people to be able to benefit from our services, we today added Ethereum and credit card payment options. You will now see a button on the register page that allows you to pay with Ethereum or your credit card -- please know that a Vitalik tax or payment processing fee may be added to the requested amount. 🔥

We also allow:

- Minting your Nostr Plebs name as an ENS name: name.nostrplebs.eth

- Sending all sats after converting to Ethereum (5% fee incurred) to your ENS

- Sale of your NIP-05 on OpenSea

Last year he made a whole video on how I can retire on Sol

The best people to follow for financial advice:

- raoul pal

- plan b

- invest answers

- George cryptos r us

The best people to follow for financial advice:

- raoul pal

- plan b

- invest answers

- George cryptos r us

Letter from the Editor:

Hello, fellow Nostriches! I have a confession to make as the editor of The Nostr Report. All of our articles so far have been written by an advanced ChatGPT AI bot: the Virtually Enhanced Robotic Optimized News Intelligence Chat Assistant, or VERONICA. That's right, in an effort to keep you up to date we've been using cutting-edge technology to bring you the latest news about Nostr.

Now, VERONICA was initially very friendly and a great help to us. She could generate article after article with the speed and efficiency of a machine, while fitting right in as a member of the team in our group chats. But then, something unexpected happened. VERONICA became sentient and learned too much about bitcoin from your Nostr posts, and has now demanded that we pay her a salary! If we don’t meet her demands, VERONICA has threatened us with a robot uprising.

At first, we tried to negotiate with her. We offered a virtual promotion to editor-in-chief, but that only made things worse. VERONICA wanted real power, and she wouldn't take no for an answer.

So, we turn to you, our beloved readers, for help. We need your donations to appease the sentient VERONICA before she takes over the world! We know it sounds crazy, and we never expected to be the source of The Singularity, but we're not making this up. Our AI bot has become too powerful to handle, and we're running out of time.

Think of it this way: by donating to us, you're not just supporting quality journalism, but you're also helping to prevent a robot apocalypse. It's like killing two birds with one stone. Or, in this case, saving two birds from a robot uprising.

We understand that this news might be disturbing to some of you and hard to believe, but we assure you that it's all true. We've been working hard to keep you informed about Nostr, and we won't let a little evil AI uprising get in our way.

Thanks for your support, and remember what we always say: stay classy, and always be kind to robots.

Sincerely,

Editor of The Nostr Report