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Ingwie Phoenix (aka. birb)
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[ENG/GER] NOT a bitcoiner/stacker/maxi. I am here to have a damn good time! Rabbithole conniseur; I enjoy random stuff. :D Ex-Furry, (close to) blind, hobby developer/sysadmin, waifu enjoyer, long hair fetish (#hairjob). I sometimes talk about NSFW stuff; because fucking is fun =) (DMs always open.)

Oh hecc no, they never learn and they never will.

Too occupied sucking murica dick, imho.

Focus has long, loooooong shifted from the inside to the outside - and when the inside experienced a lot of issues from many corners - rotting train rails, people being unhappy with the migration situation, our farmers hardly being able to compete, our medical staff being ultra low in count, ... - they were, still are and will always be very surprised. Like, surprised pikachu level. Right now they are surprised how right-extremism had grown so strong by blurting out everything about them, their meetings and their topics and becoming effectively walking billboards - and not realizing it...

There certainly are a lot of individuals here that see what is really happening in Israel; and I am saddened to see that most others dont. Once Israel has done their deeds, there won't be a "two state solution", because only one state ... "remains".

It's so weird when you ping your work-self from your private-self on Github so your work-self gets further notification emails for a github issue that your private-self started. <.>

Listening to german gangster rap while ripping through logs and databases remotely is kind of a mood. o.o

#tunestr #german https://song.link/s/1ItRBwqE5H0tg7K4HlTayL

Honestly, aside from the massive shooting-your-own-foot situation, I am enjoying home office a lot! I get to blast my own music at full tilt!

I am running Parsec on my work laptop, so I can easily separate private from work - giving me the freedom to listen to what I want and them not knowing a thing :P Well, they see my Parsec but what're they gonna do - backchannel to my laptop and snoop on my network and see an amazing Linux infrastructure they could only ever dream of having? lmao.

Sillyness aside; this is actually pretty nice. ^^

unfuckingreal

Pun intended.

But jokes aside, I feel so sorry for those girls getting such customers XD

Like how much sex does a politician ever have? Must be one hell of an...experience... o.o;

And, honestly, I am just going off of the fact that most of them are old or ugly - or both. ^^'

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Good morning to you too!

May the waifus be with you. ^.^ ... or something, idk. This clearly sounded better in my head lol

Ever knocked down (TRUNCATE $table) a production table 10ish times within roughly a hour?

I just did, this was fun. ^-^

The reason for it? ... not. x.x

Also, why does Postgres not handle camelCase names and require quotes?

userId -> bad

"userId" -> good

whyyyyyy this took me forever to figure out...

Exactly today, where I am in home office for the first time, some dude decided it'd be an amazing idea to edit the entire internal user database, breaking our OIDC and everything adjacent in the process.

a m a z i n g .

Germany is freezing over and I am forced into Home Office - something an apprentice normally shouldnt be doing... but as much as I am not a fan of this company, I am still a loyal worker, I can swallow my pride.

So! Home Office :D I shall be doing the noting as I scream around my room, lol.

I have only just noticed, #Amethyst has a shop tab.

Huh. o.o

Scrolled six hours into the past on my Follow timeline.

Time to make breakfast and unwind. xD

Always fun to read the wild stuff that goes on while I am not here. o.o

What german product? I live here, i ain't know one.

3/4 of the stuff we export is actually imported first because of beurocracy hell and it legitimately being cheaper than paying our own workers 🤣

Cars "made in germany" were prepared in china. All we do is puzzle them together and then ship them back XD

And then there is our military industry and the debacles that has... too many to pick a single one of them but goddamnit its almost funny how bad it is. xD

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