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RIP Tony Bennett (97)
(August 3, 1926 – July 21, 2023)
The Lady is a Tramp
Anthony Dominick Benedetto, known professionally as Tony Bennett, was an American singer. Bennett amassed many accolades throughout his career, including 20 Grammy Awards, a Lifetime Achievement Award, and two Primetime Emmy Awards.
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This baby squirrel's smaller than a AA battery 😍
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"Ice cream, sooo good!" (sniff)
OMG - my new favorite podcaster! Listen closely, so good it's almost ASMR...
🤣😂😉😏
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"Ice cream so good!"
OMG - my new favorite podcaster! Listen closely, so good it's almost ASMR... 🤣😂😉😏
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Laughing all the way to the bank? Good for him, he certainly has his own style! 🤣
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That is pretty awesome! Taking toilet-stall art to the next level" 🤣
I have to give him credit, he seems to have a good sense of humor about it. 👇🏻 "Step aside Mr. Warhol!"
it's so annoying when a pretentious modern artist is talking about "inspiration from his Muse" while dumping a can of paint off the scaffold onto his canvas below? Dude, your Muse is clearly grift?
But more power to them, art is in the eye of the beholder, and a tough way to make a living.
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My plagiarized portfolio 👇🏻
(credit: Noirty Designs)
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That makes much more sense, "show your work!"
Thank You!
My curiosity is so insatiable our cat is jealous! 🙄😉🤣
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I was just having problems visualizing that test, the "cartoon drawing contest" immediately came to mind!
Again, congratulations!
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CONGRATULATIONS!
That's awesome!
I just gotta ask, how did they test your graphics art skills? I imagine it's something like this? 👇🏻😉😏😵 But I have a dark imagination... Apologies in advance for my silliness. 😉
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That is so awesome! Enjoy the fleeting moment while you can...
nostr:npub1aem2tstsjh9yxetrn9732y3x44dj3sw7rtjesv09vlmzxvtryk5s29r94a> don't tip off his supporters
These guys are disinformation warriors, if they can't refute a well-reasoned case, you are accused of being a government agent!
What really makes ME angry? Here I am, doing my thing... Supposedly an effective, paid agent, but the government NEVER SENDS my damn check! In fact, quite the opposite.
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It doesn't seem fair? I'd even accept it as a direct deposit or a Swiss bank account...
I'm easy, I'm a government agent aren't I? 😏
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Pedophiles stepping out to defend pedophiles, I guess? Who else would stand up for this scummy traitor?
"It was entrapment, they forced him to go on the Internet looking for 15-year-old girls..."
Now he admits "it's what he believed in..." 👇🏻
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In that case, you're just making noise in that direction. The maximum range for .22 long rifle is 150 yards...
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.22 cal - top choice for contract killers, it just bounces around inside after skull penetration...
https://youtu.be/WDvdjdzB_ro?t=282
Only annoying if it hits you or your roof!
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"Democracy in check" sounds more like "bureaucratic dictatorship?"
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Hold on there Mister! Are you trying to say that some alien civilization violated the Prime directive? Heresy, I say!
"The Prime Directive, a controversial guiding principle of the Federation, states that there should be no interference with the development of any pre-warp alien civilization."
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How did it happen so fast?
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That's some chutzpah! Use your law offices to hire prostitutes and then deduct them as business expenses!
Holy business expenses, Batman!
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no doubt about it!