You can all go fuck yourselves further than @hell if you think my @starratingsdata for @songdata in @iTunes didn’t forever change the game for the way @stardata would start being introduced in other apps & services.
Quality of Life engineers understand that those who complain about a lack of @quality, @transportation or @accessibility in their life would have a lot less to @complain about if they took their @directresponsibilities to those of us who work in @qualitysecurity more @seriously.
Governments that interfere rather than create incentives for the international development security of a citizen's God-given right to improve upon their own surroundings deserve to be overthrown.
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Global Security, Language Compliance, Product Safety, Accessibility, Quality & Support Engineering
@Apple is pronounced ‘At Apple’
is pronounced Apple
Apple is pronounced as "ˈa-pəl," where the first syllable sounds like "ap" (rhyming with "cap"), and the second syllable is a schwa sound, resembling "uhl."
Language Compliance matters.
Apps are the new @countries.
We come complete with:
• People who understand @policydesign and @development.
• People who design @governments.
• People who understand their @population well enough to design and improve upon @legislation.
• Population control experts who @police what we are willing to put up with when it comes what we consider @abuse of our @terms or @service.
• People who design new @laws when a new set of @features are going into effect.
https://skeuomorphic.design/p/your-right-to-design-a-newcountry
“I’m not asking you to talk to me, I’m TELLING you to talk to me.”
Your right to design a @newcountry
Application Designers as @countrydesigners
https://skeuomorphic.design/p/your-right-to-design-a-newcountry
Our ability to understand immutable laws will always be our greatest 🎁 to humanity.
A what point are we allowed to conduct a formal investigation on who thinks they’re qualified to manage our messaging for us?
Subscriber cloud vs. Member cloud
Thanks to our @member support.
https://skeuomorphic.design/p/subscriber-cloud-vs-member-cloud
I watched a WWDC session this year that wouldn't stop talking about how much value a person can bring to their 'customers'. Real value only really gets created when we place @humanneeds first. The customer focus over human focus is a virus.
Notifications in 2024 are the banner ads of 1999, only now you miss meetings if you don't have them enabled.
Every vendor and app developer today fights to use @notifications without restraint or @qualitycontrol and the customer/subscriber focus over human needs identification is infecting ecosystem and sustainable development in horribly negative ways.
This isn't something that would have ever made it past Eddy @cue.
Notifications in 2024 are the banner ads of 1999, only now you miss meetings if you don't have them enabled.
If you’re just getting started in Application Design, here’s a crash course/podcast on the importance of understanding ways that @AppSec plays a role in protecting the security history of your design decisions.
https://www.scmagazine.com/podcast-show/application-security-weekly
New client onboarding email address: goodbye@darius.design
hello@ came with too much toxic positivity. There is a higher than average probability I won’t be interested in working with you but you can always say hello.
I'm a @compliancedesigner and I design for @realgovernment1.
Yes @compliancedesign is a very @real type of @designengineering.
Our field of work includes (but is not limited to):
Performance Design
Performance Engineering
Safety Design
Safety Compliance
Security Design
Security Compliance
Product Engineering
Compliance Design
Compliance Engineering
Systems Design
Systems Engineering
Quality & Reliability Engineering
Signal Design
Channel & Field Support Engineering
Support Engineering
Constraint Design
Constraint Engineering
At the end of the day, the Tim Cook family owes the real Steve Jobs family a public apology for being so disconnected from how hard the company works at being the first at everything.
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Both the ‘site reliability engineer’ job description from apple.com and this Apple Support email is missing the correct Copyright and Trademark. @EONS of code doesn’t get protected without the right @Trademark information.
Lots of wrong @data in this job description also, I guess that qualifies me for knowing. I’d apply using my Apple ID but I can’t login to apply for the job without my Apple ID and my Apple ID is out of commission.
Copyright © 2024 Apple Inc. All rights reserved.
No we don’t build using AWS.
https://jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/200545405/site-reliability-engineer
Dieter Rams 10 principles of good design are more like immutable laws on the Apple design team.
We’re hated for enforcing them in the same way Louisiana is hated for wanting the 10 commandments in public school but we enforce them anyway.
I just had a ‘genius store experience’ at the genius bar where I was told I should disconnect from VPN to get rid of dialog windows that come up everyday telling me I’m ‘not valid’.
If you’re caught in the pride of never having made anything out of your life, there’s still time to take pride in contributing to your species and getting caught up in the pride of your own accomplishments.