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#Women #Being #Awful #@WomenBeingAwful #One #of #the #most #important #things #you #can #teach #anyone #What #Men #Should #Know #@menlearnthis #Teach #your #sons #that #just #because #a #girl #is #crying, #that #doesn't #mean #she #isn't #lying. #Jan #21, #2025 #91K #Views #MonkeyRange #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

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#Sharon #Godwin #@AlumBaeOfficial #After #2 #months #of #talking, #I #told #this #guy #yesterday #that #I #wasn't #ready #for #a #relationship #and #he #responded #"it's #been #great, #hope #you #have #a #good #one." #And #then #he #blocked #me. #No #effort, #no #pressure #applied. #I'm #devastated #😭 #2:48 #AM #7/5/21 #Twitter #for #iPhone #4,706 #Retweets #10.9K #Quote #Tweets #25.3K #Likes #CUZ #@lordkunia #Replying #to #@AlumBaeOfficial #You're #devastated #because #he #respected #your #decision #bblub #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#I've #never #actually #heard #guys #introduce #themselves, #how #do #y'all #find #out #each #other's #names? #Young #Sesame #Chicken #@loccdawgg #We #usually #just #wait #until #we #hear #somebody #else #say #it #seychelpsop #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

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#The #reason #you #won't #find #a #lot #of #good #men's #clothing #at #thrift #stores #is #because #most #men #will #wear #their #clothes #until #they #literally #fall #apart. #and #when #it #starts #to #fall #apart, #it #simply #moves #into #the #rank #of #home #clothes, #then #into #the #rank #of #clothes #for #"doing #repairs, #doing #something", #then #into #rags #for #cleaning, #then #to #a #rag #at #the #entrance, #then #it #goes #into #space. #STARblost #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Daddy #Go #Fish #@daddy_gofish #My #wife #had #a #dream #that #I #have #a #secret #second #wife #named #Linda. #Now #when #she's #mad #at #me #I #just #say #"Linda #wouldn't #get #mad #about #that." #9:50 #AM #21 #Jan #25 #105K #Views #3448 #Reposts #23 #Quotes #6,713 #Likes #AndySohall #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Diego #@diegxrubixe #Used #to #sneak #out #my #house #to #go #to #parties, #now #I #sneak #out #of #parties #to #go #to #my #house #ZeroNumBCold #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

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