#My #dog #can't #see #me #while #lying #down #so #he #sticks #one #paw #straight #up #so #I #can #still #interact #with #him. #lizpunkdyoul #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#A #UNIVERSITY #GAVE #AN #HONORARY #MASTER'S #DEGREE #TO #A #SERVICE #DOG #WHO #SAT #THROUGH #EVERY #ONE #OF #HIS #OWNER'S #CLASSES #bajeewa #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#sloth-grunge #asphyxion #asphyxion: #when #my #dog #had #surgery #he #cried #a #lot #the #first #night, #but #he'd #stop #when #i #laid #down #beside #him, #so #i #crawled #into #his #cage #with #him #so #he'd #stop #crying #and #pet #him #until #he #fell #asleep. #i #fell #asleep #with #him #and #when #i #woke #up, #that #BITCH #WAS #ON #MY #BED #AND #LEFT #ME #IN #THE #CAGE #bochita #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Russian #geography #teacher #couldn't #find #projector #(up #his #head) #and #drew #a #world #map #himself #MaTTiaSi1987 #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#I #worked #a #street #team #promotion #for #Livescribe #where #we #let #people #spin #a #wheel #to #win #a #smart #pen. #This #is #my #boss, #not #too #thrilled #that #a #homeless #guy #just #won #a #$200 #pen. #I #thought #it #was #hilarious. #drumoutloud89 #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Jessica #Fletcher #@heckyessica #If #you #have #a #friend #who's #a #pharmacist, #and #they #are #ignoring #you, #just #say #this: #"I #was #taking #antibiotics #for #an #infection, #but #I #feel #better #now #so #I'm #not #going #to #finish #them." #Trust #me, #they #cannot #help #themselves. #They #will #respond. #Hupesquid #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Got #distracted #for #5 #seconds #when #I #hear #my #son #saying #"look #dad, #I'm #the #lawyer #from #Jurassic #Park..." #lando228 #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#101-year-old #man #born #before #airplanes #were #invented. #... #right #after #his #first #flight. #natez #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#This #guy #threw #a #grim #reaper #costume #on #a #drone #and #proceeded #to #chase #people #around #with #it. #He's #my #new #hero. #d.pflaume #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#snugglydragon: #shufflegirloftowis: #THIS #IS #WHAT #MY #FAMILY #DOES #FOR #FUN. #THEY #PUT #FIRE #CRACKERS #INSIDE #BOUNCYBALLS #AND #THEY #THROW #THEM. #THEY #BOUNCE #IN #UNPREDICTABLE #DIRECTIONS #AND #EXPLODE #IN #AN #UNPREDICTED #PLACES. #Brilliant. #THE #WEASLEY #TWINS #FUCKING #APPROVE #shzb1 #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#There #is #a #car #driving #around #my #uncles #neighborhood #that #looks #like #teeth. #I #shit #you #not. #trollinturner #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#I #JUST #SAW #A #GUY #AT #WALMART #AND #HE #LOOKED #LIKE #MORGAN #FREEMAN #AND #HE #CAUGHT #ME #LOOKING #AT #HIM #AND #HE #POINTED #AT #ME #AND #SAID #"I'M #NOT #MORGAN #FREEMAN" #301,721 #notes #Giraffe #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Welcome #to #2024 #where #actual #piracy #sites #have #less #ads #than #youtube #now #Mr.Gimlil #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#nealstove #corneliusdavgiusmaximus: #nirvana-bleach89: #dreamdeath #underwater #graveyard #where #is #this #? #Underwater. #Thanks #MobyNick #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#one #time #in #7th #grade #i #was #having #unbearable #intestinal #pain #like #i #could #not #move #at #all #it #hurt #so #bad #so #i #went #to #the #nurse #and #she #sent #me #home #and #the #second #i #got #home #i #farted #for #legitimately #45 #seconds #and #all #of #the #pain #disappeared #A #deeply #touching #story #sandyjenny1 #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Google #employee #leaves #to #work #for #bing. #His #coworkers #presented #him #with #this. #anti1995 #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Year #you #met, #year #you #were #married, #cutest #idea #ever! #The #last #thing #abraham #lincoln #needs #is #another #hole #in #the #head #juegoprogidy #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Our #local #video #game #store #has #"Try #Before #You #Buy" #gao #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#So #today #in #class #a #wasp #flew #into #our #room #and #was #sitting #on #the #ceiling #and #instead #of #just #killing #it #with #a #ruler #or #book #or #something, #my #TEACHER #SET #IT #ON #FIRE #lando228 #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#So #this #neighbor #had #a #tree #that #was #too #large #and #had #to #cut #it #down #but #didn't #want #to #remove #the #entire #tree... #saito8899 #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr