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#Sometimes, #when #people #dont #buy #tickets #to #the #theater, #my #boss #lets #me #play #GTA #on #the #big #screen #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Last #week, #I'm #at #the #gift #card #shop. #I'm #buying #a #card. #This #woman #comes #up #to #me #and #she #says, #"Um, #has #anyone #ever #told #you #that #uh, #you #look #like #the #guy #from #The #Hangover? #No #offense..." #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#To #the #person #who #stole #my #son's #pumpkin: #Thank #you #for #the #life #lesson. #This #will #help #teach #him #that #sometimes #people #are #mean #for #no #reason #and #you #have #to #just #brush #it #off. #Because #my #son #is #2-years-old #and #can't #read #this #sign, #I #will #add: #You #are #an #asshole #Dad #of #the #year #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#I #was #at #the #airport #the #other #day, #and #this #person #wrote #to #me #on #Twitter #saying, #"It's #in #my #bucket-list #to #have #Aaron #Paul #call #me #a #bitch #in #person." #So #I #wrote #them #back, #saying #"Hey, #I'm #at #the #Phoenix #airport #at #gate #A18. #Come #find... #Come #get #it, #bitch." #SO #many #people #showed #up #at #gate #A18. #Wanting... #wanting #me #to #call #them #bitch. #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#i #want #kids #but #i #dont #wanna #be #pregnant #or #give #birth #but #i #dont #wanna #adopt #either #because #i #want #them #to #be #mine #do #you #see #my #problem #basically #you #want #to #be #a #father #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Shrek #the #Sheep #from #New #Zealand #Hid #in #a #cave #for #6 #years. #When #found #had #60 #pounds #of #wool #on #its #body, #enough #for #20 #suits. #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#I #hate #seeing #poor #little #snails #getting #stepped #on #in #front #of #my #apartment... #so #i #pimp #their #pads #out..... #maybe #people #will #notice #their #bright #ass #shells #and #not #wanna #squish #them #❤️ #came #home #to #this #little #fella #after #a #long #day #last #night...... #i #painted #him #over #2 #months #ago #and #hes #still #kickin #it #around #my #complex #lol #❤️ #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#zebabablah: #is #this #snake #fucking #serious #like #was #that #actually #fucking #necessary #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

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#moonager:

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#$99997 #$99998 #$99999 #$&&@&@& #Woohoo! #Free #gas! #$000000 #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Borrowed #a #pen #from #the #quiet #girl #in #class. #Fiddling #with #it #and #discovered #the #secret #compartment. #Whaaa. #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#This #was #Extra #Credit #for #my #final... #what #does #Elie #compare #his #face #to #at #the #end #of #the #book #corpse #skeleton #ghost #man #FOR #TEN #EXTRA #CREDIT #POINTS #ON #YOUR #TEST, #STAND #UP #RIGHT #NOW #AND #SING #AT #LEAST #ONE #VERSE #OR #THE #CHORUS #OF #YOUR #FAVORITE #SONG #OUT #LOUD. #I #KNOW #THAT #"ROW #ROW #ROW #YOUR #BOAT" #IS #NOT #YOUR #FAVORITE #SONG. #THIS #ONLY #COUNTS #RIGHT #NOW—BEFORE #YOU #TURN #YOUR #TEST #IN. #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#So #my #flight #was #inexplicably #delayed. #The #airport #called #my #phone #and #told #me #that #the #flight #was #going #to #depart #3 #hours #later #than #originally #planned. #Apparently #I #was #the #only #one #to #receive #that #phone #call #because #I #was #the #only #one #to #show #up #for #the #later #flight. #Everyone #else #was #put #on #to #other #flights. #The #end #result: #I'm #the #only #motherf-cker #on #the #plane #(besides #the #flight #attendant #who #is #blaring #Metallica #over #the #PA #after #doing #the #most #hilariously #minimal #safety #briefing). #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#I #made #this #out #of #post-it #notes #on #my #dorm #window, #here #is #my #neighbor's #rebuttal #tampella #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#How #to #leave #my #grandmother's #nursing #home... #TO #EXIT #ENTER #CURRENT #YEAR #shzball #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#My #grandma #promised #me #converse. #Not #what #I #expected #and #not #disappointed. #HailJesus1 #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#Sent #a #letter #to #Morgan #Freeman #asking #if #he #would #marry #me #Got #this #in #return #To #Jolene, #Keep #Dreaming #Morgan #Freeman #Not #going #to #lie, #I'm #kinda #hurt. #shzball #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#citizen-payneh: #I #love #how #danny #trejo #is #wearing #a #shirt #of #himself #Captain_Jack #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr

#There #was #a #Russian #game #show #(like #a #real #life #version #of #the #video #game #— #namely #Grand #Theft #Auto) #that #would #have #you #steal #a #car #and #if #you #didn't #get #caught #by #the #police #within #35 #minutes, #you #win #a #car. #Other #than #that #you #would #be #arrested. #the_polarbear #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr