#.05? #I #Don't #know #how #but #you #used #the #wrong #formula #and #got #the #correct #answer #13 #√ #x1 #4 #= #-0.14 #= #-0.14 #= #604 #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#I #told #my #mother: #"I #think #I'm #gonna #quit #my #job #and #I'm #gonna #move #to #New #York #and #be #an #actor." #And #she #said: #"What? #No #Matthew. #What #do #you #know #about #acting?" #- #So, #what #does #she #say #now? #Uh... #"Thanks #for #the #Mercedes." #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#The #youngest #person #in #this #house #is #21... #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#So #i #work #at #tacobell, #today #i #was #having #a #rough #day. #Then #this #guy #pulls #up. #Thank #you #random #citizen #for #making #my #day #much #better #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#Name #one #thing #guys #wanna #see #more #than #anything #in #the #world? #OK, #Louie, #we're #gonna #go #with #boobs. #BOOBS #93 #THE #ROCK #4 #BEER #SANDWICHES #2 #WORLD #PEACE #1 #GUYS #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#Finally #got #a #couch #for #the #new #apartment, #my #friends #were #pretty #excited. #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#my #mom #ordered #nothing #for #dessert #so #they #gave #her #a #plate #with #"nothing" #written #in #chocolate #syrup #on #it #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#"There's #not #enough #time #to #finish #this #assignment!" #Step #1: #Create #Word #File #Assignment #that #I #waited #too #long #to #start #Step #2: #Open #it #in #Notepad, #then #delete #a #random #chunk #of #text. #Example #Step #3: #Email #the #word #file #to #your #teacher. #It #is #now #time #to #begin #the #actual #assignment. #Step #4: #By #the #time #the #teacher #actually #grades #it, #you #will #have #had #a #day #or #two #to #finish #the #assignment. #She #will #open #the #file #to #see #this: #Microsoft #Office #Word #The #file #Example #cannot #be #opened #because #there #are #problems #with #the #contents. #Step #5: #Wait #until #they #email #you #back #saying #there #was #an #issue. #Send #the #actual #assignment, #and #apologize #for #the #inconvenience. #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#china #wins #silver: #great #britain #wins #bronze: #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#A #college #class #was #told #they #had #to #write #a #short #story #in #as #few #words #as #possible. #The #instructions #were: #The #short #story #had #to #contain #the #following #three #things: #(1) #Religion #(2) #Sexuality #(3) #Mystery #Below #is #the #only #A+ #short #story #in #the #entire #class. #"Good #God, #I'm #pregnant; #I #wonder #who #did #it." #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#This #paralyzed #man #raised #£20,000 #for #treatment #to #help #himself #walk. #Then, #he #gave #it #all #away #to #help #a #disabled #child #take #HIS #first #steps. #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#A #thing #happened #on #campus #shady-brain-farm: #So #my #name #is #Joey #White #and #I'm #a #very #pasty #pale #British #white #guy #at #uni #overseas. #So #I #was #introducing #myself #and #this #guy #from #Nigeria #goes #"Hi, #I'm #Joseph" #so #I #said, #"I'm #a #Joseph #too! #Joseph #White." #Then #he #looked #me #in #the #eye #and #said #in #a #dead #serious #tone #"I'm #Joseph #Brown" #and #we #nearly #died. #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#Today #was #a #good #day #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#Our #Staff #Sergeant #walked #in #right #as #we #were #about #to #launch. #He #told #us #to #put #that #helmet #on #him #then #walked #into #his #office #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#One #picture, #365 #days. #Each #slice #is #a #different #day #of #the #year. #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#shingekinokyojinheaven: #opticallyaroused: #Ladies #and #gentlemen, #this #is #the #captain. #If #you #look #out #the #right #side #of #the #aircraft #you #will #notice #flight #195 #challenging #us #to #a #race. #please #put #on #your #seat #belts #because #it's #about #to #get #raw #as #hell #up #in #this #bitch #'sound #of #plane #diving' #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#rexuality: #i #was #waiting #on #the #pizza #delivery #guy #to #call #me #to #say #my #pizza #is #here #and #when #my #phone #rang #i #accidentally #answered #with #"Pizza?" #instead #of #hello #and #he #replied #"yes #this #is #pizza" #38,900 #notes #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#did #you #know? #Two #teenagers #lured #multiple #pedophiles #online #by #posing #as #a #15 #year #old #girl, #only #to #show #up #at #the #meeting #spot #dressed #as #Batman #and #the #Flash #to #record #them. #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
#Walshy #47 #minutes #ago #Fun #game #I #invented #while #here #in #Canada, #I #call #it #the #Sorry #Game. #I #purposely #bump #into #a #Canadian #and #try #to #say #Sorry!" #before #they #do. #Current #score: #Canada- #9 #Walshy- #2 #133 #likes #13 #comments #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr
