I'll admit it
I'm sending this one in
See, that's what I love about Privacy. You can go fuck yourself,
It always intrigues me that, because I am smart, people tend to think I value intelligence, and therefore try to act intelligent to make me value them. But, silly humans, what I really value, is for you to tell me how intelligent I am.
but not today
Getting old is a bitch. There will come a day when even squinting won't make jerking off of a balcony enjoyable anymore.
Maybe I should just start prefacing opinions with, 'My religion teaches...'
In the future one of the hipvacay destinations will be the cemetery. To read ironic headstones like 'ate all da pussay' and 'I stood with Kamala'
Is 'Willing, Able, and Motivated' redundant? If so, is 'Motivated' redundant with 'Willing' or is it redundant with 'Able'? Don't answer just to virtue signal how many uncooked livers you eat
Unchallenged claims are 9/10ths of the law
Because I grew up in a world where we learned to meme DJT laughing at McChristy's micropenis from the background, son.
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Frictionless rule based value transfer based on voluntary agreements among capable contractees
Forcing obsolescence of insurance and your bank
Creating a reputation based social safety net (a real one)
Rating your chains and then eating them
^^
Lyrics for my opera
Same goes for your stupid thoughts that I wouldn't even pay a penny for
I'm not saying I disagree with Ben Franklin, exactly, but I'd say most pennies are worth close to $0 than $0.01
If you have training in the art of head movements that are good for television,
GFY
"I didn't hold the door open for YOU, I did it for the resultant Thank You, for which I REMAIN EAGER," Ayn Rand hissed frothingly
A struedel the convenience store impulse purchase in question may be. AND YET that mere fact in no way absolves the shopper of frittering, as it were, NOT A WHIT
If you're not on a government watchlist by now, you should be ashamed of yourself. What are you waiting for?
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Squints eyes, stares down the man in front of him, bites down on cigar resolutely:
"Looks like somebody owes libertarians an apology."
Alfred HitchCuck
Smoking a joint and listening to various and sundry weinsteins