Last night nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn called me "Nostr's dad" and I don't know if I should take offense because he was calling me old or if I should take it as a complement because I feel the love. 🤔🥹 
I think I have the answer to your question. I'll put it in terms of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country . . .
*ahem
CHANG: I have so wanted to meet you, Captain.
KIRK: I'm not sure how to take that.
KERLA: Sincere admiration, Kirk.
CHANG: From one warrior to another.
We found the culprit nostr:note1awfj9937g8el72gcnekzn7ppu2x7qarajyt03qgufjvjjeqya9usxkynyy
Plan:
1) Buy old cars (pre 2005) en masse at auction 🚙
2) Buy auto shop🧰⚙️
3) Hire 10 Cubans 🇨🇺 as mechanics/body work (IYKYK)
4) Open used car lot, name it Soverides™️ 🫡
5) Sell sovereign cars for Bitcoin 😁
6) Profit! 😎 nostr:note1kpk5aksxt6mmalk0jnzmsu0zynh3sqj80yv5z2een6jx64rcdyaswd59jj
Followed
#grownostr nostr:note16dg8tj062tpdr5exy22md72seqre7uhuwe9rdxy0r6fdss74j5vqq5g2f5
His story in “interpretative emoji”.
It’s a good one. Don’t miss this.
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Followed
#grownostr nostr:note1740wp86v4l8a2htx3uvmk9d493w82waahdfsdg0kdpf8tx04kryq88xlnj
How are you at Art Deco?
This one is my favorite. 
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I so wish I was back in my home state but no matter where I am this is pure entertainment. 
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Good morning.
Come out to Australia they said . . . We'll have a blast they said.
Australia:
nostr:note1e9r27cjc44az44qm9vqy8vdd26x2rfdumke6gs7szwyq4uuf3rcsu8khev
nostr:npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd diversify your dad joke selection
That book is terrible!
It’ll only ever be 5d chess until the end of time for them.
It does make one wonder.
