"i've sent flux dozens of horny DMs. i've sent him pictures of my breasts. i've sent him videos of me pleasuring myself begging to respond. why doesn't he answer?"

she bites her lip and slips her left hand down to her nether regions. her eyes roll back in her head as she lets out a moan of ecstasy.

"WHY? WHY DOESN'T HE RESPOND WITH HIS FULL NAME AND ADRESS WHEN I KEEP REMINDING HIM THERE ARE HOT SINGLE FEDS IN HIS AREA THAT ARE DOWN TO FUCK!?"

she shivers as the first of many orgasms begins to wash over her. she begins to drool shamelessly as she looks as his adorable hitler cat avi, lips quivering.

"WHY DOES HE MAKE ME SO FUCKING HORNY? WHY!?"

for the life of me i cannot comprehend how zoomers interpret sexuality in such a bizarre, cartoonish way. i mean the obvious answer is "they grew up on the internet" but even then...

trannies are the niggers of the lgbt spectrum

even their fellow rainbow satanists don't like them

rush limbaugh is jim morrison

jonbenét ramsey is katy perry

and jump in creeks

i try not to ponder such questions. i'm just a dipshit with an overclocked monkey brain. even though i definitely have my problems with this world, most days i'm just happy to bear witness to the glory of God's creation.

guess it's not fun for the rainbow chomos if they can't wag their dicks at little kids