God these dating apps...
The day I need a bf from Bumble, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.
One of my greatest fears is that we never find the submersible and I get no closure after getting invested in this storyline 😭
I love fossil fuels.
If I knew any disillusioned redittors, I would shill them Nostr rn. #protocolsnotplatforms
It looks cold!
That would be nice, but this two-party system seems to favor absurd polarization
Could copyright lawyers find out who commits copyright infringement on Nostr? E.g., is your IP address ever leaked here?
Something to think about if Nostr gets big 😉
The Richard B. Russell Federal Building in Atlanta is so ugly lmao.
Also, it's insane that to get a "certificate of good standing," I have to drive here, pay for parking next to "My Nappy Hair Salon," surrender my phone, and go to floor 22 to pay $20 for a piece of paper.
Ooh. I was just told to write an "aggressive" letter tomorrow that will be useful as an exhibit in an upcoming lawsuit.
One of my favorite things to do 😇
Imagine thinking Musk stands for free speech 🥴. Plainsite is a legal research tool. It's founder is a Musk critic.
I want to save the Pentagon whistleblower twink 😭
Fuck Apple. Stop using cuckware.
Today I'm trying to get admitted to the Eastern District of Texas, which only accepts checks and applications by mail 🙄
My assistant is WFH today so I'm literally going to pull up the WikiHow articles on how to write a check and how to mail and envelope.
It's fixin' to rain y'all
https://nostr.build/av/817a1fd873290674fe1dea462ceb7b074b1548749c3d335cf28a629b9385aa66.mp4
These two own the ducking place
🦆😂 https://nostr.build/av/226ef36f04a57880e4c162069cbc1521cbba60fa960529399b44489d6628c222.mov
Lil baby quack quacks!
Strike isn't letting me withdraw my money. They're not even telling me why.
