I am determined to find and marry a hot guy on here just so I can say that "we met on Nostr."

Also sounds classier than Tinder or Grindr.

GM

According to Lukedashjr, someone can take your bitcoin if they really want to.

No, he didn't make a mistake. Cold storage is broken, and hackers can telepathically access the seed phrase you etched into steel.

Another angle of that stunning explosion

https://video.nostr.build/f7157f0020d3aaa34e5848d8596a43e8c696f654ffa64d0a26108675c61b3c6a.mp4

An incredible shot from today's storms in Tennessee

https://video.nostr.build/5fd7c866780d57488e239df6069a049bbdee3884fd35c263d5b23b185f20f8d6.mp4

Strong December tornadoes are not unheard of in the southeast

https://video.nostr.build/e9c2f26981384a3c05d471dce824606356efbb0c0279611ad413d06981a88e6f.mp4

Apparently F-Droid is riddled with security vulnerabilities.

Is nothing sacred?

The disappointment stems from the pool's decision to actively censor transactions that displease Lukedashjr. The age of the pool is immaterial.

Sad how disappointing Ocean turned out to be :/

Doing a deposition training program this weekend. Can't wait to use these skills to crucify someone 😋

I'm tempted to download Orange Pill App to look for hot guys

Everyone should have access to duck ponds.

At the gym because I must outlive my enemies

I think I know people who think about Taylor Swift for about 50% of their waking hours.

Turbo Tax come thru

IMO people who unironically use the term "sheeple" are usually sheeple

LightningTipBot works for zaps! Thank you ❤

I just set up LightningTipBot on Telegram to replace Wallet of Satoshi, and it's very cool! If anyone wants to zap me 1 sat to test it, I'd be grateful 😋

If you have a hot tub can we be frens?

https://video.nostr.build/9b406749248e9021bf264b685b24f244bdf563ce68d5103774508a8d160afbd9.mp4

I'm not sure if Nostr is the right place to talk about how fucking horny I am

I've never told you this, but I have a porn Twitter account with nearly 20k followers. I'm considering starting a porn Nostr account to spread the word of decentralized social media and permissionless money, but I don't think y'all could handle it.

Going off of SSRIs because being unable to feel anxiety doesn't seem right. Sometimes anxiety is helpful.

We are so back

Some guy who blocked me in 2021 because I'm unvaccinated just accidentally killed himself from autoerotic asphyxiation.

I'm not that sad about it tbh