earnings call time

Same. At least we had good intentions.

So, strippers and blow. Got it.

Assume Hyperbitcoinization is in the past. How do you spend your time?

Are you watching me? Of course you are. The lord knows everything.

Yes, Herman Miller Aeron Stool for my standing desk.

I love the chair I’m stuck in. Got to at least make it comfortable, right?

Who wants to watch a live stream of me working in the fiat mines? ⛏️

The exciting experience will include filtering through 500 emails, most of which are just ongoing, unstructured conversations that could have been a phone call. And just like with Sisyphus, the moment I reach inbox zero the eternal cycle will start anew.

As a special bonus, you will also witness my facial expressions when I receive an annoying TEAMs chat, which also could have been a phone call, text message or email, but instead are maliciously sent by people at HQ that are chained to their desks and think you should be too.

But that’s not all folks, for a limited time, I’ll also include a front row seat to the daily unplanned quests that take me further away from getting anything of value done, where I have to dig through an entire online archive of sent emails, just for the pleasure of correcting someone when they act like I never sent the communication… an act I’m confident is as satisfying as winning a duel.

😂

Hey, are the doomboys still calling for $10K this year? I’m off the angry 🐦 app so I don’t see that noise.

Is that your dinner?

I concede that my attempt to spread ‘twoin’ has failed. Twitcoin lives.

Do you have a link to instructions?

Morning #[1]

Good morning, have a great Wednesday ☀️🤙🏼