I just had a jerk bowl that looked and tasted like left overs.. thrown on a plate that didn’t fit.

Well done, what a joke. 😂

Im still not buying it.

Death is a constant.

Even though im physical not strong enough or tall enough. I still punch you in the guts in my imagination whenever I feel like it.

More precisely women that are regular ppl not influencers or public figures.

The price of speaking ones mind is not affordable for women anymore.

Trash day is trash day.

Free advice for alcoholics or ppl that think themselves that they drink too much.

Eat some soup when you crave a beer.

I have accepted my role as grandma to cats. 🤷🏻‍♀️

If theres a slight possibility that id actually care about a man Id tell him to keep his shirt on, no need to give the goods away to everyone… srsly im old school like that.

You dont want 10000 ghosts of not gonna happen in your bed at some point.

Who else lives in tragedonien?

X factor.

🤯 an abusive alcoholic that has affairs?

Wtf its a wedding not a divorce party.

Ursula is totally on the loose though.

Wedding party playlists are lifesafers.

Hey psycho! If you ask me for money again the second Im putting in my bank information. I will fry your ass.. doesnt matter which lifetime.

How do trolls walk out of a room?

Like lightning.

On another note!

🤣 whoever made bill gates the mona lisa.

Priceless!

You know ive been a bit worried about this for a while, if he feels comfortable having a coin named after him. Its a big responsibility for a 2ish yr old cat. At least it on a blockchain I like.. im not so worried about him on that one. Less bullies.

I like almost every blockchain though unless they’re stingy or overcharging.

Whats the reason that stinking rich ppl still concern themselves with pennys?

Cents?

sats?

All end with an S…. 😬

Ssssssss 🐍