Wow mofo! Good to know who I am today shitmore!
Its kind of like a diary. That got burnt.
But am I glad that I make smoothies for breakfast instead of hangover cures.
Correctomundus. 🐢 on.
I had a huuuuuuugge lunch two yrs ago. All vegan! 🐌
3 dishes in 1 hour. 🤷🏻♀️
And yes wayyy back when he had the bluuuueeeesssst eyes.. totes swoony when you’re 12.
Its pretty crazy that they got married on his bday.
Theres this strange thing about being pushed to have children just bc you’re a woman.
How would you approach the conversation…. Would it be something like? hey there was this time when I got tortured for a few months.. did you have dinner yet children?
I decided to give up burgers.. they just dont make good ones anymore.
Im pretty sure the next one is going to be pizzas.
The word is exploitation, i guess the colonialisation is still strong I this one.
What a pity.
Ill split myself from this generation as I dont want be there for them anymore.
Finally figured out who the insane-o is after 4 yrs.
And it couldn’t have been more of a disappointment.
🥹🤣
PSA time.
All the 50 something midlife crisis guys that wont accept that most younger women wouldn’t touch them with a pole..
This ‘se truth and only the truth.
You stink of death and boredom.. conversation with fathers that forgot to get a personality.
🎙 spray it dont say it.
Isnt that why prostitutes were invented bc the ones that have a choice wouldn’t go anywhere near you anymore.
Dont forget your cane. 📣📣📣📣📣📣🔈🔉🔊🔈🔉🔊
Here old man …Let me kick you out the door!!!
🖕🖕🖕