thanks for fucking up my whole world,,

I'm pretty sure Bitcoin will be fine.... How do I know? I dont have a stop loss. Where is your conviction?

Christ people are following me with ZAPS!

Im not going to a Vagina Museum....see you in hell first.

My friend has bought a farm in Georgia and is leaving the city. He was the best neighbor in the world, he is from Romania. He can fix anything from plumbing to motor mounts...

He was such a good neighbor that were having a party for him tomorrow for his exit and good luck... Im using "Its a wonderful life" recipe to send blessings to his farm.

Good service great tips, fab friends bless them....

Always always, use protection..... It seems cute and fun, but then it has consequences.

Is that on your drivers license?

Now I got to go take a pinch hit.... thank you......

I'd take a hope but no never dated one. LMAO....

I have a rule because I live half the year in NM... always use latex gloves. I was in a hurry, I minimized the possibility I would see Jesus and I paid the price....

I'm immune...... LOL

I was cheated on by a girl named Faith with a girl named Chasity......

When they want a ride on your motorcycle...... next thing you now its a bipolar cutter backrub.......

Nah they would shoot me dead even for throwing a pepper in these days. I would prefer a higher dignity to test my bpv.....

Can you get my ex wife off my back she's slutting around again...?

Proof of Pain....... both are near toxic uncooked.....

Next time I get pulled over Im just going to throw a bunch of these at the cops.....LOL

I like hot stuff but damn....worst part my children are laughing on the living room floor..... me be like.....

I have effectively pepper sprayed myself.... It could only be better if someone ran in my room and tasered me..... FFS!

How is it possible for your eyebrows to burn from peppers, someone as ChatGPT, lmao....