Listening to Trump right now, answering questions and signing executive orders…

I can feel my brain cells individually arming themselves for combat.

The protest crowd bigger than the inauguration crowd.

Speaks volumes.

In summary:

While everyone argued over who gets credit for a ceasefire, the important part was overlooked.

It doesn’t start till Sunday.

So, they threw more bombs.

Giddy up…

😑 … bad dogs.

We live bushfire ready.

Or so the ads on Australian TV claim….

MSM Australia:

“Qantas says it’s Elon Musks fault some Sydney flights were delayed or cancelled”

🤣 🚀

…it begins.

Don’t ask a police officer about their Dirty Sanchez…

Kids these days are so sheltered.

Things that go “bump” in the night https://music.apple.com/au/album/my-chick-bad-feat-nicki-minaj/1440761541?i=1440761905&l=en-GB

Good morning, boys and girls 👩‍🏫

We’re saved!

Elons high again.

Laughter has no language barriers.

It’s…… a sign.

India has a population of 1.429BILLION and they still can’t find 11 blokes good enough to beat Australia 🇦🇺🦘

😎

An apology is a very good start…