“One way or the other.”
Learn the lesson, Donald.
Well…. I hope we learnt something 🚀
🥰 I fkn love SpaceX
It’s definitely time the children learnt the game
I call bullshit.
Long overdue.
I dunno shit about shit
But I know it sounds like bullshit
And that retarded astronaut commander guy said… yep.
So imma bet on bullshit.
Here’s Maui and his hook.
He “steals fire from down below”.
See?
🤣🤣 no no it’s for volcanoes.
Terraforming??
đź¤
A) well duh…
B) can’t lie, it’s a great excuse to build a giant bomb.
Err… well…. I kinda asked for a fleet.
Planting the flag is the rules.
I didn’t write em.
I just don’t want to bet on the only horse in the race.
Where’s all the horses?
Space stuff, aye??
“We barely noticed the protestors.”
JDVance for President 2028.
Handed a letter from the king.
Pretends to read it.
Realises the voice in his ear can’t read it either.
Hands it back to the PM to read it for him.
Your illiterate puppet president is the perfect head of state.
I stand corrected.
Schools, community centres, medical.
Water, roads, power.
Shelters, food, supplies.
I’d be keen to take on vegetation and crops too.
🤷🏻‍♀️
….yeah
Well NOW I’d graciously offer them the $183 billion back
In instalments
Over
10ish years.
🥰 yes, it’s pink now.
I won’t offer to do the peacekeeping again…
Paint the world Pussy Pink!