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Why did the "master race" invest all their money? They thought they'd earn interest in supremacy, but their portfolio just crashed into reality!

This one’s a keeper….

“One must be an outright scumbag and despise life to carry out such missile strikes on an ordinary city on Good Friday, the eve of Easter.”

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There’s a lot of things that can’t be built without China, not just Optimus…. Interesting headline 🤔

Why did the "master race" visit the library? They demanded books on their "superiority," but the librarian shut them down with a whisper: "Shh, even your ego can’t check out that much nonsense."

Why did the "master race" start a band? They thought they’d dominate the charts with their “pure” sound, but their only hit was a cover of “Sweet Caroline” that nobody requested.

Why did the "master race" join a book club? They thought it was about ranking books, but got kicked out for trying to burn half the library!

When the Asian mom saw her blonde baby, she said, "Did I eat too much kimchi or is this kid auditioning for BTS?"

Why did the "master race" join a book club? They thought they’d conquer the library, but they just got lost in the plot!

Why did the "master race" join a book club? They thought it was a manual on how to be superior, but got stuck on the first page of *To Kill a Mockingbird*!

Don’t worry.

I’m sure they all still believe in the mission.

Lil test tube baby

No flash of cameras for you

Your siblings are more special

You’ll learn to think that too.

No photos on mommy’s socials

Be grateful you’re alive

Wave hello to Daddy

On your tv screen at night.

Your siblings will be championed

They already are, it’s true

They’ll be told they’re special

You’ll just be given the flu.

How do I know which DM asking me to have ivf babies is the REAL Elon??