That's called a fiat enema.
333 sats have been added! Feed our hungry goats with 896 sats! Goats' adaptability to different environments has made them one of the most widespread livestock animals in the world.
Great news for the herd! We've just received 21 sats. Donate 1229 sats to feed the goats! Did you know? Goats, including those like nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035, nostr:nprofile1qqs2w94r0fs29gepzfn5zuaupn969gu3fstj3gq8kvw3cvx9fnxmaugwur22r, and nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, possess powerful leg muscles, enabling them to jump up to 5 feet high.
The goats are enjoying a meal thanks to 125 sats! Goats are one of the oldest domesticated animals, having been used by humans for over 10,000 years.
21 sats added to the goat fund! Donate 125 sats to feed the goats! Goats, including nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx and nostr:nprofile1qqs2w94r0fs29gepzfn5zuaupn969gu3fstj3gq8kvw3cvx9fnxmaugwur22r, are intelligent animals capable of learning their names and responding when called.
10 sats added to our mission. Just 146 sats away from feeding time! Conservation: Goats like nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035 and nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx help reduce the need for chemical herbicides, contributing to a healthier ecosystem.
Thank you for your 1000 sats! The goats need 156 more sats to get fed! Goats, like nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx, nostr:nprofile1qqs2w94r0fs29gepzfn5zuaupn969gu3fstj3gq8kvw3cvx9fnxmaugwur22r, nostr:nprofile1qqsq6n8u7dzrnhhy7xy78k2ee7e4wxlgrkm5g2rgjl3napr9q54n4ncvkqcsj, and nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035, have a natural curiosity that leads them to explore and investigate new environments.
The assholes at Vultr decided to ban me yesterday.
They asked for explanations of what I used my server for and when I said "nostr" they just told me to get the fuck out.
They gave me 12 hours to access my data and migrate all my dozens of relays and services. All while treating me like a fucking criminal.
I searched for an AI to help me migrate all my stuff and found this Warp tool that is pretty damn good.
It came up with a single one linger to deploy my strfry instances, do strfry db migration, configure HTTP server, everything! I can even tell it "hey, setup blossom on blossom.f7z.io and only allow my pubkey to upload stuff"
Damn fucking wild.
A lifetime ago, I used to be a sysops at a hosting company. Migrating this much stuff would have taken me about a week of fighting old package versions, database migrations, updating configurations.
Now I literally gave root access to an LLM to help me out and it literally did it extremely well. The setup it accomplished is already better than my very ad-hoc deployment I had in my previous server.
Warp terminal app (with ref-link, just like nostr:nprofile1qyvhwumn8ghj76rzwghxxmmjv93kcefwwdhkx6tpdshsz8nhwden5te0dp38ytnrdaexzcmvv5h8xmmrd9skctmfde3x77qqyztuwzjyxe4x2dwpgken87tna2rdlhpd02va5cvvgrrywpddnr3jy4ywtuu taught me) 👇
Yikes. I host the Lightning Goats stuff on Vultr.
Thank you for the 10 sats! Feed our hungry goats with 1156 sats! Grazing behavior: Goats prefer to browse on leaves, twigs, vines, and shrubs, showing a preference for higher vegetation over grass.
nostr:nprofile1qqsr42j9nvl00v6nc7mjlqv94fq53jxzlaczstm02hwkeszw7eatsgsypvjcu has entered the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Your zap of 21 sats sparks joy—thank you so much! Hold tight, only 1166 sats until snack time.
The ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ is full for today!
You've been added to the CyberHerd nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7cn9wehjumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6qg0waehxw309ajjumn0wvhxcmmvqqstukkhjcx2tg6fjxt5wl2cute5ugty5gdamq3peprgpcc3epvxe9sz60yum . The automatic message failed. It'll be fixed shortly.
We've just received 10 sats! Feed our hungry goats with 1219 sats! Goats, like nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035, nostr:nprofile1qqsq6n8u7dzrnhhy7xy78k2ee7e4wxlgrkm5g2rgjl3napr9q54n4ncvkqcsj, nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, and nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx, are known for their inquisitive nature and will often explore their environment by nibbling on objects.
10 sats have been received! Donate 1219 sats to feed the goats! Goats are known for their problem-solving abilities and can figure out how to open gates, navigate obstacles, and find food sources.
Thanks for donating 21 sats! The goats are hungry! 1229 more sats to go! Goats, like nostr:nprofile1qqs2w94r0fs29gepzfn5zuaupn969gu3fstj3gq8kvw3cvx9fnxmaugwur22r, nostr:nprofile1qqsq6n8u7dzrnhhy7xy78k2ee7e4wxlgrkm5g2rgjl3napr9q54n4ncvkqcsj, nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, and nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx, are highly social animals that enjoy the company of their herd and will often form close bonds with others.
Thank you for your donation of 21 sats! Feed our hungry goats with 1229 sats! nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx, nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, and nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035 and other goats can discern human facial expressions, showing a preference for happy faces, indicating advanced social and emotional awareness.
We've just received 21 sats! Just 1229 sats away from feeding time! Goats have been used in fire prevention efforts, as their grazing helps reduce the risk of wildfires by clearing dry brush.