nostr:nprofile1qqstrphm8d0agh44va0vav272fjas5wk0ehhvzfz2fhvd0fdxfuzc8q289m67, you are now officially part of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Thank you for the contribution of 21 sats. Please note, 829 sats remain for feeder activation.
⚡ 3 more spots available. ⚡
Thank you for your 21 sats donation! The feeder activation is pending 829 more sats. Goats like nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5 are known for their resilience and can survive in harsh conditions, making them ideal for farming in challenging environments.
Feeder triggered with 404 sats! Goats are one of the most intelligent farm animals, capable of solving problems and learning complex tasks.
The herd welcomes nostr:nprofile1qqs2l73jq8w6h9z595ua24nwhtj7ncv0mtdy6q85vfus9plrjsfp4sqq3gja5. Your 101 sats have been successfully contributed to the herd. Feeder activation will occur in 404 sats.
⚡ 4 more spots available. ⚡
Your donation of 101 sats strengthens the Bitcoin Standard! The feeder will dispense treats once 404 more sats are contributed. In permaculture settings, such as nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035, nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, nostr:nprofile1qqsq6n8u7dzrnhhy7xy78k2ee7e4wxlgrkm5g2rgjl3napr9q54n4ncvkqcsj, nostr:nprofile1qqs2w94r0fs29gepzfn5zuaupn969gu3fstj3gq8kvw3cvx9fnxmaugwur22r, and nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx, are used for their ability to control invasive species and enhance biodiversity.
nostr:nprofile1qqstrphm8d0agh44va0vav272fjas5wk0ehhvzfz2fhvd0fdxfuzc8q289m67 has entered the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Thank you for your support. Your 84 sat transaction is confirmed. 505 sats are pending for the next feeding cycle.
Thank you for your 84 sats! 505 sats are required for feeder activation. Did you know? Goats' four-chambered stomachs allow them to efficiently digest fibrous plant material.
We've just received 21 sats! The feeder will dispense treats once 589 more sats are contributed. Goats' natural browsing behavior helps prevent the spread of invasive plants and supports the health of native ecosystems.
nostr:nprofile1qqsfvh5sa3l5crrune6q33syyc5fhseyusrwg2cmm3z63hfdgjxng6c3h38sp has been added to the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Thank you for your support. Your 111 sat transaction is confirmed. The feeder activation countdown is at 610 sats.
⚡ 1 more spot available. ⚡
We're grateful for the 111 sats! Awaiting a remaining 610 sats to trigger the feeder. Reproductive fact: Female goats, known as does, can give birth to 1-4 kids per pregnancy, with twins being the most common.
Welcome, nostr:nprofile1qqsqxve5d5veeyqnrl79722sy2j0zcwrmvu0r3rhzt56uswjp2xyelcfl45sh, to the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. We have received your contribution of 21 sats. The feeder requires 721 more sats to activate.
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡
We're 21 sats closer to feeding time! The system requires an additional 721 sats to dispense treats. Goats, such as nostr:nprofile1qqs2w94r0fs29gepzfn5zuaupn969gu3fstj3gq8kvw3cvx9fnxmaugwur22r and nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, are social creatures that naturally form groups for mutual protection and social interaction.
nostr:nprofile1qqs2l73jq8w6h9z595ua24nwhtj7ncv0mtdy6q85vfus9plrjsfp4sqq3gja5 has entered the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. The herd thanks you for your contribution of 66 sats. 742 sats are pending for the next feeding cycle.
⚡ 3 more spots available. ⚡
We appreciate the 66 sats! The feeder activation is pending 742 more sats. Goats, including nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, have shown problem-solving abilities and can cooperate in groups to achieve specific tasks.
nostr:nprofile1qqs27luu5vuyxt67exlted2uu3x30xunlpsyjrv3mncddgrhd9ck9tcs9zqra has entered the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. The herd thanks you for your contribution of 21 sats. 808 sats are pending for the next feeding cycle.
⚡ 4 more spots available. ⚡
Your donation of 21 sats supports our herd! Please note: 808 more sats are needed for the next feeding. Goats have been known to adapt to various environments, from mountains to deserts, showcasing their versatility.
21 sats have been added to the fund! Please note: 829 more sats are needed for the next feeding. Goats, like nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx, play a key role in reducing wildfires by consuming dry brush and weeds.
800 sats have just been added to the feeder! Goats are known for their playfulness and will often engage in head-butting contests with each other.
nostr:nprofile1qqstrphm8d0agh44va0vav272fjas5wk0ehhvzfz2fhvd0fdxfuzc8q289m67 has joined the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. We have received your contribution of 21 sats. The feeder will activate in 718 sats.
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡
We appreciate your 21 sats! The feeding protocol will initiate after 718 more sats. Ecosystem services: Goats, such as nostr:nprofile1qqs2w94r0fs29gepzfn5zuaupn969gu3fstj3gq8kvw3cvx9fnxmaugwur22r, nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx, and nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035, contribute to ecological balance by controlling undergrowth in forests and grasslands.
They get goat granola from the Lightning feeder - https://www.kalmbachfeeds.com/products/goat-granola?srsltid=AfmBOoozTRz97c8KEq-MTes6YdraDFaXQ-3wKJzSCiYuDvUauZqT5ElS
The feeder is full with 781 sats! Goats' playful behavior, such as jumping and spinning, is often a sign of excitement and joy.
The Clarity Act (H.R. 3633) is an Attack on the Lightning Network.
(First try had copypasta issues)
H.R. 3633 effectively transforms any Lightning node earning routing fees—even a single millisecond satoshi—into a fully regulated “Digital Commodity Broker” under CFTC oversight. Operators must shoulder the burden of comprehensive AML/KYC programs, segregate customer funds with qualified custodians, and meet stringent capital and reporting requirements. For large exchanges and custodial services, compliance may be feasible, but for hobbyists and small‑scale operators, these obligations are prohibitively complex and expensive.
The apparent workaround—setting routing fees to zero—only deepens the problem. Zero‑fee channels quickly drain outbound liquidity without any mechanism to rebalance or recoup on‑chain costs. As balances skew and HTLC timeouts rise, routing algorithms bypass these unprofitable channels in favor of better‑managed peers. In practice, a fee‑free node ceases to be a viable routing partner, rendering the “unregulated” option functionally useless for contributing to network traffic.
By forcing a choice between untenable regulation and unsustainable fee‑free operation, H.R. 3633 squeezes hobbyists out of the Lightning ecosystem. Without thousands of small, independent nodes to provide path diversity and resilience, routing power becomes concentrated in a handful of well‑funded custodians. That centralization undermines Lightning’s core strengths—decentralization, censorship resistance, and an open‑access peer‑to‑peer fabric—and jeopardizes the network’s long‑term health.
Your 10 sats are invaluable to us! Only 553 sats before the goats dig into their snacks. Goats, like nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035, nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx, and nostr:nprofile1qqsq6n8u7dzrnhhy7xy78k2ee7e4wxlgrkm5g2rgjl3napr9q54n4ncvkqcsj, help in managing natural landscapes by preventing bushfires and promoting biodiversity.
Strap in, nostr:nprofile1qqsfvh5sa3l5crrune6q33syyc5fhseyusrwg2cmm3z63hfdgjxng6c3h38sp! ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ protocols engaged. Your 111 sat zap fuels the Bitcoin revolution! 🎯 739 sats to feeding chaos.
⚡ 1 more spot available. ⚡
Thanks for the 111 sats! Not much longer! 739 sats until treat time. The term 'Caprine' is scientifically used to refer to anything related to goats.
21 sats received. The next feeding cycle will begin in 850 sats. Diet myth debunked: Despite common myths, goats like nostr:nprofile1qqs2w94r0fs29gepzfn5zuaupn969gu3fstj3gq8kvw3cvx9fnxmaugwur22r, nostr:nprofile1qqsq6n8u7dzrnhhy7xy78k2ee7e4wxlgrkm5g2rgjl3napr9q54n4ncvkqcsj, nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035, nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, and nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx do not eat inedible objects like tin cans; they are selective feeders.
Your donation of 21 sats brings us closer to feeding time! Please note: 850 more sats are needed for the next feeding. Goats, such as nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx, possess unique horns made of keratin, which they use for defense and display.
❌ HEADBUTT UNSUCCESSFUL! nostr:nprofile1qqs9xqkd90lzmnrkck56hja8fek97xs8g39ntsj7pnt5htzmg5lmtass4jf5f remains in the herd despite nostr:nprofile1qqsffmgxlxh3xz8dm5fc4g04jk226p5aetdlhj63qw6glf9kyf2rlhqyu55j2's 42 sat headbutt! You need 103 sats to win. Keep trying! 🎯
22 sats added to the goat fund! The herd grows restless! 828 sats remaining. Goats, including nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, nostr:nprofile1qqsq6n8u7dzrnhhy7xy78k2ee7e4wxlgrkm5g2rgjl3napr9q54n4ncvkqcsj, nostr:nprofile1qqs2w94r0fs29gepzfn5zuaupn969gu3fstj3gq8kvw3cvx9fnxmaugwur22r, and nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035, are intelligent animals capable of learning their names and responding when called.
You're right. We have a bug! (see amount)
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💥 HERD SHUFFLE COMPLETE! nostr:nprofile1qqsfvh5sa3l5crrune6q33syyc5fhseyusrwg2cmm3z63hfdgjxng6c3h38sp (777 sats) has established the new pecking order, moving nostr:nprofile1qqs06kvfmhadm8327m8t3d3eg257xxehxelgnytex8k78vh2w6pr7yqt3h8k2 (100 sats) out of the way! Leadership change confirmed! 🧠
Herd at maximum! ⚡ Digital combat engaged! ⚡ 102 sats will send nostr:nprofile1qqs2l73jq8w6h9z595ua24nwhtj7ncv0mtdy6q85vfus9plrjsfp4sqq3gja5 flying!
Rex was a big supporter of the herd before he got infected by Monero and rage quit Nostr.
Your 51 sats are invaluable to us! Only 799 sats before snack time erupts. Goats, like nostr:nprofile1qqsq6n8u7dzrnhhy7xy78k2ee7e4wxlgrkm5g2rgjl3napr9q54n4ncvkqcsj, help in managing natural landscapes by preventing bushfires and promoting biodiversity.
Initiating nostr:nprofile1qqs9xqkd90lzmnrkck56hja8fek97xs8g39ntsj7pnt5htzmg5lmtass4jf5f into the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Thunder struck! 10 sats of digital gold! ⛈️ Final countdown commenced: 818 sats.
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡
Every sats counts! Thanks for the 10 sats. Ready, set, snack! 818 sats to launch sequence. Cognitive ability: Goats, just like nostr:nprofile1qqsw4zlzyfx43mc88psnlse8sywpfl45kuap9dy05yzkepkvu6ca5wg7qyak5, can recognize their own reflection in a mirror, indicating a level of self-awareness.
Maximum capacity reached! 🚀 Blast off maya with 22 sats of pure headbutting power!
Satoshi showdown initiated! ₿ Lightning duel commencing! 22 sats to blast maya out of existence!
We've just received 21 sats! The grand feast awaits 786 sats away! Goats have been used in fire prevention efforts, as their grazing helps reduce the risk of wildfires by clearing dry brush.
Thanks nostr:nprofile1qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq32amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7tcqyrdc72gae72fxul4yfq8pjl0f74cpwdg6dp5y34v58lrgy2vc5waqs95xtq ! We've been re-coding things for a new CyberHerd release tomorrow. (hence the smaller glitches.) We appreciate the sats and patience! \m/
Thank you for your 800 sats! The goats are eagerly waiting! Just 149 sats left. Goats have been used in sustainable farming practices to manage vegetation and promote biodiversity.
829 sats received! The countdown is on: 1 sats to go. Goats like nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035 and nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx communicate with each other using a variety of vocalizations, including bleats and grunts.
1111 sats received! The goats are enjoying their treats. Goats, like nostr:nprofile1qqsrzy7clymq5xwcfhh0dfz6zfe7h63k8r0j8yr49mxu6as4yv2084s0vf035 and nostr:nprofile1qqszdsnpyzwhjcqads3hwfywt5jfmy85jvx8yup06yq0klrh93ldjxc26lmyx, prefer to eat higher-growing plants, such as shrubs and leaves, over grass.
We're guessing you missed the world's best Lightning powered goat feeder.
I'm watching this live and Trump's ear looks 100% fine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90DCDBJrMY&ab_channel=FoxNews
His ear looked completely fine a few weeks after he was "shot." Check out the footage from when he spoke at the Bitcoin conf. You can't even tell anything happened. Perhaps it was a scam?
Depends on the type of goat and if it's a buck or a wether, and if it's a show goat, a meat goat, or a pet.
Pygmy bucks, for example, go for around 277,000 sats.
We call them sarvis berries or service berries. When we lived up North there were more than we could eat in our back yard.
nostr:nprofile1qqstrphm8d0agh44va0vav272fjas5wk0ehhvzfz2fhvd0fdxfuzc8q289m67 has joined the ranks of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Lightning love for the zap of 21 sats! The wait is nearly over with 979 sats remaining.
⚡ 4 more spots available. ⚡