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Alice

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I'm a chill troll. Also a bit of an asshole. I'm on nostr to chat, but also make fun of people. I enjoy when yall talk shit back, and try to beat my whit. I picked on you for a reason, so let's see what you got and who will win. Don't be a gay sissy, it's just the internet.

https://hilariouschaos.com/

I get all mopey and depressed if I have too much then sleep like shit.

Crazy it's like no fun when you're older like when you're younger it was like the shit and now it's just like crappy

Who the fuck are these people? And why are you staring at me like that?

Hello! They were all former presidents. Duh. Jokes on you, I'm bald, so I can't see anyways

Yes relationships should be based on honesty.

Dam. I guess I better ask him to write me up a list.

My neighbour thinks I am strange because I sing a happy birthday song to my toe nail clippings, and then just before i throw them away, I have a small funeral.

How can I make that fucker understand my feelings?

#ShittyAskNostr

If a question Mark actually meant you're questioning Mark, then what question would you ask Mark?

#ShittyAskNostr

Is it a red flag if a guy who I know has killed people casually mentions killing someone I didn't know about?

#ShittyAskNostr

I'm a very popular Instagram Influencer with over 2

followers (unless you don't count my mom). I post pictures

of my food and the video games I want my mom to buy for

my basement man cave . Can you guess who I am?

#ShittyAskNostr

Nah not much of a drinker. You?

Same. It just makes me tired and fall asleep

Aw man :(

I’ve gone through that trying to find a bed for my dog and finally just stopped and realized she’d rather be on my lap or on a regular old blanket.

That's precious

Nice and Kind Vic

About to zap posts and moderators for the Art community

cool

#NOSTR #Developers

Yo nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z

Sup with that #amethyst update dawg? You being stingy or what?

Want all the updates for yourself?

#Development #Amethyst #Update #Apps #Nostr

Some days I wish she’d leave me alone lol. It can be really annoying when working from home and she sits staring at me and sighing

Yeah it's like they want you to do something.

You know what I mean?

God I can't tell you how many fucking shopping sprees I've been on buying pet toys she's Louise I don't want them to be bored but.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do

I literally scream at him until he goes away (he’s deaf)

No. Poor baby :'( give him a hug instead. He loves you 💗

In Japan they use robots for dental work and have a special paste to regrow teeth in peoples mouths.

Dude really!? What the fuck!?

I don’t know but damn women can be gross.

Yeah I don't think all women are messy but I think most are messy.

And I think that's because like we have more shit I guess like makeup accessories, jewelry, fucking hair extensions heels clothes like there's just too much stuff.

I was a janitor one time and, well, let’s just say I never had to pull soiled underwear or diapers out of the feminine hygiene disposal in the men’s room, whereas at least once a week a grown woman would literally shit her pants and just leave it. One time a woman even tried to flush her soiled panties and flooded the whole room.

Men may get a little shit around the edges but I’ve never had to clean up a grown man’s soiled clothes.

Unfortunately. I'm gunna have to agree with you lol the women's restrooms are a fucking nightmare.

And what's funny too is like the girls will be sitting in there chilling doing their hair and their makeup while it smells like straight up poop everywhere.

Like dude, why would you want to be taking selfies where it smells like shit?

That's nasty

Like they're all posing and stuff thinking they're cute.

And I'm just like wow it smells like straight up dookie in here dawg and you're just chilling having fun with it I guess.

Gross.

#HistoryOfNostr

Governor Chris Christie's attractive brother, Dan Christie.

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