I thought fog was just all the sneezes that everyone held in put together floating around in the air

Your friends and family and of course your doctor

Think of a trash bag filled with mango pulp

Ear hair actually

Two birds one stone

🤣

Think I'll Sweep first

Another man's penis

Damn looks like I'll have to hire a murderer

*he lol

Come on let's be honest you totally does

Do elementary schools have to get on the wait list to use your nose as a door stopper?

Thats Right...

Getting a job is like becoming a mod for some shitty ass compa y, right?

We’re watching 👀

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Black Frid day? Isn't that what February is for?

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When you sweat your b lls off, what method to you use to re-attach them?

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Oops I dropped your new born son, can I barrow your car?

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Can you smmmmmell what the pebble is baking!?

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What if heart attacks were induced by clap on lights?

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If I lived in your basement, would you let me smell your hair?

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