Every other post on Faceplant:

Normies: "that's amazing! 😍"

A New Offshore Life Jacket

I Bought a Black Friday Deal.

I needed to get an offshore self-inflating life jacket. West Marine has them 50% off.

Didn't even have to go wait in line.

I guess I won't beat myself up too bad, I DID buy Bitcoin this week too.

They'll try one more time.

Froyo on the line.

FWIW, I hooked up Alby from my desktop.

I zap/receive without a mobile wallet.

You're way ahead of me.

The Hobbits

I can think of a LOT more fun ways to blow 83 Bitcoin.

I mean if they HAVE to waste it. 🤷

This. Is. #Nostr.

Clown World wants clowns?

We deliver.

🙈🙉🙊 😬 🤣

Wow. I was hoping for a Binance bank run.

These shitcoin casinos running a "Black Friday 2-for-1 sale?"

💩🪙🎲🎰

FWIW, I found the receipt.

But I've told numerous shitcoiners they should sell.

"Yoga in front of palm trees."

Oh damn.

He's one of the shitcoiners I told to sell all his Bitcoin.

Not that I'm taking credit. He probably has no recollection, or clue who I am.

Slay your heroes.

This. Is. Bitcoin.

"eat soy, not steak."