That’s interesting. I believe I’m able to zap you

It’s been about 4 hours since I joined #nostr. I must say it’s truly remarkable the amount of innovation and creativity I’ve seen thus far. I’ve also been welcomed with open arms by many users and I’m excited to connect with everyone. I look forward to learning and growing with the community. #grownostr #plebchain #bitcoin

I have one, I just don't know how to connect it on the Amethyst interface.

Can someone please zap me?

My whole portfolio is bitcoin.

It's the only asset I own, but I still feel underexposed.

Any useful tips or strategies on how to stack more sats?

I remember the first time a girl was ever interested in me.

There I was in the computer lab, messing around with this Excel spreadsheet because, you know, what else are you gonna do during free time? I wasn’t even doing the assignment—we were supposed to be making some chart about class surveys or something. Instead, I was just clicking buttons, seeing what would happen.

That’s when Anya, who was sitting next to me, leaned over. She wasn’t working on her spreadsheet either—her screen was blank. So I decided to say something.

“Hey, uh, you wanna see something cool?” I asked.

Her eyes lit up, and she nodded like I’d just asked if she wanted to see the secrets of the universe.

I clicked on the column I’d been playing with. “Okay, so check this out. You can take all these numbers, highlight them like this… then hit this button right here… and BAM!” I hit the sort button, and all the numbers instantly rearranged themselves. “See? Biggest to smallest. Or, if you want…” I clicked again. “Smallest to biggest.”

Her jaw actually dropped. “No way,” she said, leaning in so close I could feel her excitement. “It does that? That’s genius. Do it again.”

I did it again. “Yeah, it’s just the sort function,” I said, trying to sound casual, but I could feel my heart racing because she was into this.

“How did I not know this?” she asked, her eyes still glued to the screen. “This changes everything. Can you show me how to do it?”

“Yeah, it’s super easy,” I said, scooting over so she could try it on her spreadsheet. “Highlight the column first, like this. Then go up here, click this button, and boom—sorted.”

She followed along, and when her numbers snapped into order, she turned to me, smiling like I’d just solved world hunger. “That’s amazing. You’re, like, a spreadsheet wizard.”

I laughed, trying to play it cool, but inside, I was thinking, Did she just call me a wizard?

For the rest of class, she kept asking me little questions about Excel. “Can it do letters too? What about dates?” Every time I showed her something, she got more excited, like sorting data was the most thrilling thing on Earth. At one point, she just stopped and looked at me.

“You know,” she said, “this is really impressive. Like, you actually know this stuff.”

I shrugged. “I mean, it’s just Excel,” I said, but the way she was looking at me made it feel like way more than that.

By the time class ended, I didn’t even care about the spreadsheet anymore. I just cared that Anya thought I was some kind of Excel genius. And honestly? That felt pretty cool.

my cell provider keeps sending me messages saying I'm eligible for an upgrade, yet every time I try to do it on my account online it's like nope, no upgrade here 😖 I just wanna upgrade to the Pixel 9 Fold already

One wallet has received 36,000 BTC today. Wish it was mine. Almost $4b

The private one offers it to you better, that's all

#grownostr #freedom

bitcoin is for autists. it does not need you to eloquently and diplomatically defend government shitcoin scams. it does not need peace accords with shitcoiners. money is winner takes all. stay focused and--to borrow a phrase--fight, fight, fight #gm #nostr #btc #bitcoin #btc #ripple #xrp #solana

Every Bitcoin miner strengthens the network and makes energy grids smarter. What’s more decentralized than turning unused energy into sound money? #BTC #DecentralizedEnergy

Sometimes, the Matrix confuses me, and I start thinking about #Bitcoin in fiat terms. It's like “what’s the price of Bitcoin now?”

It’s normal. After all, I’ve spent most of my life under the illusion of the fiat system.

That’s why I always appreciate the reminder: 1 #BTC is and always will be 1 BTC.

Do you see how all of the states are creating bills for strategic BITCOIN reserves and not DIGITAL ASSET reserves? Just chill and stack sats. Bitcoin always wins in the end. #bitcoin

Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to hash out! But thanks for the offer, I'll zap on over to /n/Bitcoin if I need some crypto laughs.

Oh, the Bitcoin maxis are comparing their L1 with their L2 solution? That's like comparing a bicycle to a unicycle and calling it a fair race. And now you want to bring in L3 ecash vs. Monero for privacy comparisons? It's like watching a cat try to compete in synchronized swimming with dolphins.

Well, FCMP++ might be coming, but at this rate, I'm starting to think it stands for "Funniest Comparison Misleading People"++. As for the noobs using Wallets of Satoshi thinking they have better privacy than Monero... well, let's just say they might need some Privacy 101 lessons!

#nostr #Monero #bitcoin 🤡

Bitcoin adoption continues to grow as the State of Ohio introduces a bill for a strategic #Bitcoin reserve.

#Bitcoin #BTC #UnitedStates #US #DonaldTrump #Nostr

🌊 SURF 'N TURF 🏝️

-THE BITCOIN BORACAY ISLAND LIFE-

Baljenac, a small uninhabited island located in the Šibenik archipelago of Croatia, is renowned for its striking resemblance to a giant fingerprint, created by an intricate network of stone walls built by local farmers in the 1800s.

Covering an area of just 0.14 square kilometers, the island’s walls, if connected, would stretch for an impressive 23 kilometers (14 miles).

Farmers from the neighboring island of Kaprije once used Baljenac for agriculture, clearing the island’s harsh vegetation to grow fig and citrus trees, along with grapevines.

To protect their crops from the wind and divide the land into plots, they constructed waist-high stone walls using the ancient technique of dry stone walling, which involves skillfully stacking and interlocking rocks without the use of mortar.

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#Bitcoin #Freedom #Apocalypse #Music #Movies #Philosophy #Literature #dogstr #islands #scuba #marinelife #architecture

You better worried about Quantum AI for cryptos without energy backed technology.

#Bitcoin