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Sean Hoyt
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Hello, I'm Sean. I’m a professional Chris Pratt impersonator #crunchwraps #seanclopedia #3DS

Die Hard 5 but instead of Bruce Willis it’s just me in a white tank top and sweat pants eating a crunchwrap

Shrek 5 but it’s just me painted green playing Nintendogs on a city bus

You know it’s funny…

When I put in my request to take down my music from Spotify, my pp grew permanently 2 inches longer

Maybe that was the secret all along

I’m sorry it had to come to this, but I don’t want to have to worry about all my hard work being vaporized an if this is the wrong choice, well it’s my wrong choice to make

If you’d like to continue to support me, my music will remain on other streaming platforms

If you’d like the music files to play on your DS, those too will remain on my website

I regret to inform some of you that I decided to remove my music from Spotify

Being that this is the 5th or 6th time being botted, I’ve been asking myself if being on Spotify is worth the extra stress, and the answer for me was “no”