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— Five times praying to Mekka and banging his forehead on the carpet ?
— Had his hands full while putting out a cigar?
— Third eye transplant went wrong?
nostr:npub1uh7ajxn0hsw7c5jxe4yg6v7ep24d06dlzl2cmyycgz08fj5hxfhsxxce87 what do you think it is?
nostr:npub1r89lejecvj7q25pqsf9ed63exe3rp3cezdkudk0fr7dwklde6gsqvqs5dt nostr:npub16pwzxe4d9e22vdks08v3lvslauh65fs9h02xen87qpqt2mfp8yhq2de6ac A stiletto heel to the forehead the night before he announced his separation.
nostr:npub1a0qxpztc73n47hp37wxfqt6thaakt97seu7satuv7uz65mnlq37sxu3tmr I have a small spade, with a fibreglass shaft in the recovery kit in my truck. It's maybe two and a half feet long total. Very handy to have when you fuck up. Or need to build a fore pit or shitter in the middle of nowhere.
nostr:npub1uh7ajxn0hsw7c5jxe4yg6v7ep24d06dlzl2cmyycgz08fj5hxfhsxxce87 fresh peas are the shit. I should plant some this year.
nostr:npub1a0qxpztc73n47hp37wxfqt6thaakt97seu7satuv7uz65mnlq37sxu3tmr Yeah, we just shell them and eat them raw when they're fresh.
nostr:npub1uh7ajxn0hsw7c5jxe4yg6v7ep24d06dlzl2cmyycgz08fj5hxfhsxxce87 shelling peas? Like normal green peas or something else?
nostr:npub1a0qxpztc73n47hp37wxfqt6thaakt97seu7satuv7uz65mnlq37sxu3tmr Aye. But they have to be shelled from their husks, hence the name.
A lovely little vegetarian casserole with zucchini, potatoes, onions, and tomatoes, and basil, topped with feta cheese. And everything save the feta was fresh from our garden. A smashing success.
Not the yugest of hauls, but there is nothing lime fresh blueberries. And the missus collected a whack of shelling peas too.
nostr:npub10h994g5ftuq5sn8ze3u8h2rrdysqgj4627r8qc3h4k6twpn5q88q0vcmfp We like the same Brand. mine includes Diced Potatoes onions and peppers
nostr:npub1fr2mfuc8ftwtdqap9wlwvdhhv88mchgl4xddnezz3gep5f5k208snqy23s nostr:npub10h994g5ftuq5sn8ze3u8h2rrdysqgj4627r8qc3h4k6twpn5q88q0vcmfp Other than Jerry Seinfeld, do people still actually consume cereal?
I Love You All The Time. Even the angry retards. https://youtu.be/_y4Rf77WSYw
I wish I knew how to make a meme, nostr:npub1j9w0yn3j3q7nyv358q5ms2pe4ag3q8tp87jp5z6ht54xmuwsyuuqllcvhl. Retards Everywhere.
nostr:npub1yka637z553xch90w8fvskqp3xyxwy8a3j322ntvqkmug7g4rplcsvswljf nostr:npub1aw2wjq3pw536ql6635aq0a5sqxwlvzeguge6tkhk5mdzq4yez97sdp70dd nostr:npub1gs90vr5h8scvfuf47apdc8szdcn92yhmv559ezwl0nd9tln3g3vsv4evp8 I'm in the mood for discourse, and debate, not so much letting a couple of angry little boys try and piss up my leg because they're incapable of expressing themselves.Sorry. Now go back to beating off to animé and let me listen to my tunes.
nostr:npub1aw2wjq3pw536ql6635aq0a5sqxwlvzeguge6tkhk5mdzq4yez97sdp70dd nostr:npub1gs90vr5h8scvfuf47apdc8szdcn92yhmv559ezwl0nd9tln3g3vsv4evp8 nostr:npub1yka637z553xch90w8fvskqp3xyxwy8a3j322ntvqkmug7g4rplcsvswljf Oh, I get it, you're not so much not into his voice as the religion he was born into. Got it.
nostr:npub1yka637z553xch90w8fvskqp3xyxwy8a3j322ntvqkmug7g4rplcsvswljf nostr:npub1aw2wjq3pw536ql6635aq0a5sqxwlvzeguge6tkhk5mdzq4yez97sdp70dd nostr:npub1gs90vr5h8scvfuf47apdc8szdcn92yhmv559ezwl0nd9tln3g3vsv4evp8 Holy cow! Two motherless queers who aren't fluent in the art of discourse. What is this world coming to?
nostr:npub1aw2wjq3pw536ql6635aq0a5sqxwlvzeguge6tkhk5mdzq4yez97sdp70dd nostr:npub1gs90vr5h8scvfuf47apdc8szdcn92yhmv559ezwl0nd9tln3g3vsv4evp8 Go to bed, child. You don't seem to understand what projection means.
nostr:npub1aw2wjq3pw536ql6635aq0a5sqxwlvzeguge6tkhk5mdzq4yez97sdp70dd nostr:npub1gs90vr5h8scvfuf47apdc8szdcn92yhmv559ezwl0nd9tln3g3vsv4evp8 Are you mental? Off your meds? Jesus fucking Christ, dude. I'm crying laughing reading your screams of pain, and yet...seriously, sea kelp. This got so weird so fast. Do we need one of those red flag calls on you? Are you a harm to yourself or others right now?
nostr:npub1uh7ajxn0hsw7c5jxe4yg6v7ep24d06dlzl2cmyycgz08fj5hxfhsxxce87 wait you meant Slick Rick. That’s rap royalty son, he can do as damn well pleases and you’ll smile and ask for seconds.
nostr:npub1a0qxpztc73n47hp37wxfqt6thaakt97seu7satuv7uz65mnlq37sxu3tmr Please, Sir, may I have some more?
nostr:npub1aw2wjq3pw536ql6635aq0a5sqxwlvzeguge6tkhk5mdzq4yez97sdp70dd nostr:npub1gs90vr5h8scvfuf47apdc8szdcn92yhmv559ezwl0nd9tln3g3vsv4evp8 Wow. That's a lot of drama for talking about music.In order to lower your blood pressure, I recommend you add sea kelp to your diet. Seriously, dude, sea kelp.
nostr:npub1a0qxpztc73n47hp37wxfqt6thaakt97seu7satuv7uz65mnlq37sxu3tmr So much vulgarity! Is there no other way to get one's point across today?