#MarchOffTwitter 🍊💊

Once upon a time, there was a young woman named Caroline who was addicted to Twitter. She spent hours scrolling through her feed, retweeting, and arguing with strangers. But one day, she realized that Twitter was a toxic place where negativity and hate speech ruled the day.

Desperate to escape, Caroline stumbled upon a strange website that promised a new world of open protocols and free expression. Intrigued, she clicked on the link and found herself transported to a magical land called Nostr.

Nostr was a land of green forests, rolling hills, and sparkling lakes. The people there were kind and welcoming, and they greeted Caroline with open arms. They showed her how to use Nostr, the open protocol for social media, to communicate freely and without censorship.

At first, Caroline was hesitant. She had grown used to the fast-paced world of Twitter and didn't know if she could adapt to the slower, more thoughtful pace of Nostr. But as she spent more time there, she found that she loved the sense of community and connection that came with using the Nostr protocol.

One day, Caroline posted a piece of content that received a lot of positive feedback. To her surprise, someone zapped her for it. She was confused at first, but her new Nostr friends explained that a zap was a Bitcoin lightning payment broadcasted over a Nostr event. This was a big innovation because she was instantly paid p2p for her content, without having to go through any intermediaries.

With the zaps, Caroline realized that she could actually earn a living from her content on Nostr. She continued to create and share her work with the Nostr community, and more and more people started zapping her for her content. It was a new kind of economy, one based on open protocols and decentralized payments.

Caroline was thrilled to be a part of this new world, where she could express herself freely and be rewarded for her creativity. She knew that she had found a place where she could truly thrive, and she felt grateful to the Nostr community for showing her the way.

My pension plan is stealing memes and posting them on nostr for sats

Working on it today

Working on it today

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Maybe Canadian Twitter is different , I had 2 options deactivate and delete. Should be 1 page back from your first screenshot

Hi, my name is Evan and I have a nostr addiction. 👋

pura vida, stay humble and stack sats 🤙

soon

When the zap waves are too heavy ☠️

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I actually may frame this 🤣

Haha I love this so much 🤣

#[0] appreciate you going out of your way to acknowledge and address the privacy issue with Zaps and adding a private option. Looking forward to it being integrated on all clients cc #[1] #[2]

Already they are

Try to zap others then you feel great square

Having kids is the greatest thing ❤️

Watergapping your stack soon?

Hope he doesn’t have an accident and lose his private keys!!! 😁

Wallet of Satoshi, zap him some Stats. Have him bounce around on here getting electrocuted. He’ll catch on quick