nostr:npub1xza6snv9yt4fr773uwcfsexm3huunmmwdel8z3tdkkfjdmvlgshqa9veu8 one of your many girlfriends discovered a new drink combination today.

tiktok.com/@linniengoctran/video/7195338580632390955

nostr:npub1srhg4hk63ew68kepu0znazgf9tdl089dkur5artp440htxqrc8zsqz8g90 Between her "hello kitty titties", "crotch goblins" (four children), and whatever was going on with her ex on her (asked me to intervene but I stayed out), she was kind of all over the place.

https://i.poastcdn.org/f42868a0ae7f93151e88cb7027597932677ac40b98a2496e991f4b503b9159ec.webm

https://i.poastcdn.org/0e4b9c738961441c6a1c9b6d2020b197a5b3a9d46c47aa8e9b57ececd2b010bc.webm

nostr:npub1w8p9la2m762ujtl4yf6cl5x6d5rxjeh94hwyhgfcr8w2fsgq8mns5c0wl2 nostr:npub1ku8y90c3zzc0naz76z7fhakw46r9kvxsufzzf8mlzwdqx43x6s9sla8cga damn good thing I always buy organic rice instead of indian chinese nigger plastic rice :blobfoxthinksmart:

If you guys are now going to do the same, just know that organic rice has little weavil eggs in them and if you leave it in your pantry for too long they'll hatch and start eating through your rice. There's nothing better than pouring a bit of rice while your hungry and these little black fuckers come crawling out to the top to surprise you.

And yes, you can eat them (eat ze bugs lol) and nothing bad will happen, they dont carry any diseases AFAIK so if you missed one or two while skimming them off your rice its not gonna hurt you. But DO try to prevent them though, since the little fuckers can eat through plastic bags and cardboard to infest your other rice and pasta in your pantry.

Nowadays I transfer my rice from the bag to mason jars then put it in the freezer for 3-4 days. Apparently the low temperature will kill the eggs. I've yet to confirm though but if they do start hatching at least they're isolated in a glass jar!