Secret Nostr shitpost hide out uncovered under a bridge in China. Totally true no need to fact check.

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Am I doing Nostr right? #asknostr #bitcoin #nostr

Don't tip or the driver will spend it on drugs. Buy Bitcoin instead.

"I'm cut my wrist when my son doesn't mow the lawn"

Solve for bots*

Legit, if we can't figure out how to solve fkr. It in clients like satalight I'm gonna have to start adding a slur to the end of all my post.

Bots usually ignore slur comments. He thought she was a bot

I mean you can be but if someone really wants to read your post they can.

So hard

And less bots and AIs tbh.

Nothing like a three mile run the day after drinking beer in 95 degrees to clear out all that beer stink from your skin. Feel as fresh as the day I was born after showering that urea filled sweat 💦 off. Stay alert stay alive. Never grow complacent Gentleman. #run #jog

She totally missed a chord in the second movement. I play better fiddle on the John after my third cup of coffee. What a newb. #shitpost

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Have you ever met someone who pronounces room rum? Wow what ever accent that is sounds like shit stains made into sound waves.

Truly painful to hear.

#english #shitlips

I'm enjoying it. Obviously the format isn't reddit like. But there is a lot I can do here better than lemmy. Actually talking to strangers feels more private and appropriate here. Browsing hashtags works good. It's nice. I actually deleted my twitter already.

I don't know. Its complicated and to many variables to control for.

Lol, it's got bot problems. For career reasons I really have to step away from all free speech content. To many land mines. I don't have fuck you money.

It passed the slur test. Likely real. Not likely a woman but likely a human.

You might think, why raw? And the answer is, cooking breaks down the hormones into more fundamental materials and so they lose their effect.

How to eat Raw Testicals for natural steroids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx0u3F5-x4k

I have not been able to source raw goat balls in my area. But if you want to improve your strength this is the most natural way to do it. It looks gross but throughout history People absolutely ate goat balls to grow more bad ass. I base this statement on absolutely no evidence whatsoever.

"Everything happens for a reason."

Like, I appreciate the positivity but kids don't get anal raped in Thailand by human traffickers for a cosmic master plan.

Your retarded neighbor wasn't born retarded to inspire greatness in humanity.

Sometimes shit just happens. And pretending it's part of a grandplan opens you up to accepting things that ought not be accepted.