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Even Winnie gets cranky if it has been over seven days without a dca. You're not the same when you're sat-hungry.

The Amish can use telephones for emergencies. They can buy bitcoin now. This is a financial emergency.

Bankers convinced each other bitcoin was dead. Now they are freaking out because it just walked in the room.

Humbly accept the things you can't change and put more sats into cold storage with conviction.

Deep in cold storage beneath all the exchanges, beneath all the spectacular distractions at the surface that the news can conjure, is a vast and grand ocean of your sats. There is peace in that ocean that surpasses understanding.

After you help your fren put their first sat bag into cold storage, mark the occasion with some greasy fast food and a quick game sesh. I dare you to try to tell your grandkids about this moment in 50 years without tearing up.

With all this crazy bank talk, I am ready to sit down an have a talk about bitcoin.

Come in fren.

The crazy thing is once bitcoin is the standard your purchasing power of your sats will increase year over year and your performance review will determine how much your salary is reduced.

You voluntarily surrendered all of your possessions and sought a simple, examined life. What inspired you to attempt this great feat?

Banker: Yeah... voluntarily...

After 2021, I don't listen to anyones bitcoin price predictions or price hype. Just DCA and patience for this hodler.

How the hell do these guys sleep at night. They are so brazen these days.

Oh no, this unfortunate incident is going to have a huge impact on all the stocks I own...

The rules are the rules and the hash is the hash, when the banks no longer open, you got to see its broken.

Just got to make a quick withdrawal from my bank.

Yeah, OK, but why are you running?

AI with flawed short-sighted filters will be used to make horrible decisions while obfuscating responsibility for the consequences.