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Digital Content, Sales Department, The Bit Stops Here

Well yeah of course I have the 12 hour a day AR commercials head gear, what do you think I am? A descendent of Bitcoin Alpha Generation?

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Naw, your phone is still good, you've had it for less than two years, it still charges and holds a charge decent. It's stacking season not new phone season.

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It is better to wake up and find that your only canoe is filled with molten lava than to wake up without a satoshi.

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If you are sick of spending $100+/month on starbucks and energy drinks, just buy a bottle of caffeine pills. It's only like 8 cents a pill. It's more convenient and your cold wallet will appreciate the extra sats. And when you get a free starbucks on your birthday, you will actually enjoy it more.

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Imagine how much more bitcoin you can dca if you quit drinking. No really, you're smart, crunch the numbers.

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Sell so much useless materialistic crap and convert it to bitcoin, that the cat starts to think he's next.

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Bitcoin is like a roller coaster, it can hurt you but only if you jump off like an idiot.

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The same jerks that took the money out of money, food out of food, coke out of coke, sugar out of sugar, are going to call US greedy once bitcoin really starts flying. Naw dawg, you'se greedy. You are. Get the heck outta here.

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Yes, yup, up forever, now make with the treats

the 💩 coiner is the one on the right embracing materialism, the bitcoiner is on the left, who just ripped out the copper from the walls at a jobsite to sell and convert to bitcoin

Banks are hot wallets for fiat.

If you have to smell it more than once, come on man, its dirty

At some point in the future, I estimate the top 1% of bitcoin holders in the world will hold half of all bitcoin and on average hold less than 0.1307 bitcoin. So if you have fear that you are too late, let me assure you, you are mistaken.

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Sometimes the cyber hornets need to take a break and smell the flowers. Between blocks of course.

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