I've zapped 43,847 sats this morning. I still have some sats in my wallet. 😉

Twitter culture:

“You just made a death threat against me!”

No I didn’t.

“Yes! You did!”

Nostr culture:

“Hey bro sweet note! Just zapped you!”

Thanks man! Just zapped you back!

Fake exhaust/engine sound on electric vehicles is very high up there in clown fiat things 🤦‍♂️

I’m experiencing symptoms after not being on bird app for a little while.

- unbothered

- moisturized

- happy

- in my lane

- focused

- flourishing

Clown world may keep on trucking and stars may be continuing to rise, but I’m blissfully unaware of it.

Nostrich life is good life. 💜

How can i add zaps?

This is TestFlight, so includes zaps :)

Is this SATire?

GM

Possibly orange pilled a guy before. Hard to do in a 5 minute time frame (taxi). He's gonna check out Michael Saylor and Swan Bitcoin, thought that was the best way

Glanced at my watch at 13:37 today

Got zapped 1337 sats today

1337 lyfe 💪