My bad Holmes. I clicked the wrong thing. Check again. You have to click the first login button on the home page, register is on the login page.

🤣😂

Somewhere on Nostr, someone is going to go home for the holidays and tell their family that they’ve become “corn enthusiasts” and that they spend their time online talking about corn with strangers online.

Whole family gonna think they’re an utter degenerate. 🤣😂

I like this one.

You had better send my wife back at least as straight as you got her.

nostr:npub14xmcau039tfh4rsl9yj7vltqk3e4fsc66cf76kx2avpaff8k846qe4enmm is gonna fly down there to get it.

Damnit. I guess I’ll take a Baconator then.

I just re-enabled registration for you. Go register and tell me when you’re done.

Is the frosty machine working?

Hahaha. You’re not supposed to run with a pointy object. Oh wait, you’re saying mine never gets pointy, so that’s why you’re running with it. But that still means you have it.

Give it back.

Last time I had tequila I woke up naked, with a concussion, and was informed that I had committed a few felonies.

It is. I can’t get off the catnip.

Awe. Come on. 🤦‍♂️

I shouda known better.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

None, but I’ve had a gummy and my THC vape is handy.

I would die.

I have oral sex. We talk about it before going to sleep.

I think she’s testi-tickling that horse right now tbh. But don’t mind me. I’m just making words up at this point.

Jesus. I haven’t had that much in the last 15 years.

🤣😂

You’ve got playful vibes in your pictures nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx 🫂

This is a whole new level of reverse cowgirl. nostr:note13x3gekdg3nm5d2vqn56yx7acqjfz842hswk7f5yvwf7pezjsutxq4e4fn9