I've no interest in adding LN. Social media is bad enough in gamifying people's opinions towards the lowest common denominator in exchange for dopamine (e.g., Reddit upvotes). Adding money to that game via zaps is a terrible idea. But I will try different clients and add a nip5 address.
Total Bitcoiner Death. Kill Bitcoiners. Behead Bitcoiners. Roundhouse kick a Bitcoiner into the concrete. Slam dunk a moonboy into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Bitcoiners. Market dump on Bitcoin longs. Launch Bitcoiners into the sun. Stir fry cyber hornets in a wok. Toss Bitcoiners into El Salvadoran volcanoes. Urinate on a Bitcoin miner. Judo throw Bitcoiners into a wood chipper. Twist Bitcoiners heads off. Report Bitcoiners to the IRS. Karate chop their profits in half.