Who ever sliced that pizza must’ve been raving or high on meth lol 😂🤣😂🤣

Which slice do you eat first?

I know what you mean. My treadmill died last month and I haven’t been able to workout since. Really is a major downer.

It’s like is breathing new life into your body. I know that feeling.

Which side do you eat first ?

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God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year lifespan."

The monkey said: "Tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry, and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.

For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

Cheese flat bread :)) imagine

Just had a flatbread after seeing all the yummy posts :)

Something we call in Trinidad Tomato Choka that's roasted tomatoes with garlic crushed into a liquid with pimento and onion with a dash of hot oil, tastes great

Anything at this point. U guys made me feel so hungry

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