It’s been 24 hours and I bumped up my network fee to 15 fucking dollars. I’m over here crying in ETH GAS TEARS. Someone please tell grandpa Bitcoin to move a little faster. My trans has been waiting now for 5 days unconfirmed.
I’m going to dabble in the arts of the zap and wanted to ask all those crazy and sexy node runners if I should wait for the upgrade. Watcha say? 
She said “Pour Mountain Dew on me and bend me over” that’s when I knew I had to walk away.
Buying 25 bks of Bitcorn over at SWAN and then thinking if I want a Lambo or VIPER first, as I push the purchase button.
Oooo I bet your miner is singing all along right now just being a happy little guy.
The brewer is on I’m just waking up. Spent 5 dollars on Strike and bought more Bitcorn then loaded up Swan to check my balance and bought another 20.
Because why the fuck not. Also Buenos Dias! ☀️☕️
🤘🏼⚡️🤘🏼 #plebchain #coffeechain #stacksats
What was the going? Also GM!
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That can get hella toxic real quick but I guess that’s the beauty of remaining anonymous.
I already live in the city of Sin lol so I’m real close to it. 🤣
ONE WEEK LEFT to grab a limited-edition 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗗𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗘 hoodie (a collab with nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5)
Let’s do a lil’ SATSTRAVANGANZA
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⚡️ 3000 sats will go towards the prism for the first 10 who $boost this note
⚡️ 4000 sats will go towards the prism that’ll include everyone who boosts the quoted note. Prism will be created in about 7 hours via https://www.makeprisms.com/create
⚡️ I’d like to see some fresh memes/art that include a mockup of the hoodie. Mockups can be found in the quoted note. Post your submission under there as well. Winners will be based on number of reactions.
1st place: 3000 sats
2nd place: 2000 sats
3rd place: 1000 sats
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The signal is up. Will you respond to the call? 
nostr:note1f0r79lwgys0kjkzm6f7gekklz726kz7my6jlqjrkr0kau36ws4usx936zw
Let’s go!