Dang $MSTR $1,110 after hours

What a Bitcoin fairy tale, no poisoned apples, just orange candy.

We got a big snowfall today. Two kids just knocked at our door, offering to shovel our front path for $5. I counter offered them, to pay 12,000 sats instead ($10-ish). They both thought about it and agreed.

They downloaded WoS on their phones, I showed them how to write an invoice, and sent them 6,000 sats each.

Their response: "Woah, cool! We've got Bitcoin!"

Can't wait for them to realise their $5 of SATs are worth $10 soon.

I remember this meme

Gm,

Remember the flippening?

Lol

primal is smooth

Create it, pay yourself 1.5. "It's worth 1.5!". Someone stupid buys it for 2.0. Same thing as the ETH NFTs. All over again.

Honestly I really wish shitcoiners were here on nostr

I love their cope and delusions

I love discovering hip hop bangers.

Prioritizing listening to more music.

I talked to a guy the other day who had an irresponsible number of sats.

I asked him, “what makes you so certain about all this?”

He simply smiled and said “track record”.

How many sats did the man have?

yeah, good point

but here you go, there's both good and bad sides to them 🤗

giving you a fiver in person has zero tx fees, works 100% of the time, available offline, doesn't have a battery attached to it, doesn't require prior knowledge on how to use the device + software

does this land on either of the points that i mentioned?

swipe payments in store are good ux

cash payment in person is good ux