This. This. And this again!
https://bylinetimes.com/2024/12/26/2024-in-review-the-year-the-tory-story-ended/
RIP Jimmy Carter
BBC News - Jimmy Carter, former US president, dies aged 100
You can never be 100% sure there isn't a wolf hiding somewhere in your home
Who decided that leopard print clothes were sexy?
I've never looked at a leopard and thought, "you know, I quite fancy having sex with that"
Hmmm, I've been shadow-banned on Threads.
The bunch of hairy Israelites don't like criticism...
There is perhaps no greater leap of faith than having to trust that you are actually receiving all four cheeses when any product claims to be four cheese.
Everyone is always complimenting me on how good I am at screaming, I assume (can't hear them)
True story: I have a friend who was in her twenties before she knew that all cows are female.
Using my mouse cursor to pet a jpeg of a cat
Look, I realise that it's actually a surprisingly physical job, but maybe supermarkets could provide their staff with deodorant?
It's almost every one of them that stinks of BO.
It really puts you off the food...
#supermarkets #morrisons #lidl #coop #co-op #tesco #waitrose
How's the festive perineum going for you so far?
Know which day bin day is yet?
Remember making up fake rules when there was a substitute teacher?
Not entirely sure how one of my cats has produced a fur ring... https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/713393ff10ce918dfce19712d6861b88b847db516e23eacd8499ad21d41d31c3.webp
Things that make you go hmmm
#thingsthatmakeyougohmmm https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/7ff851eab190abbe3b5e99f8f36720bb5a4210e7bd8e18fbe9e35c15a5307055.webp
This. Is. Perfect.
From the wonderful @robinince.bsky.social https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/40caf58f42f9c466dd7d726873c50bb115d856b8f7a90a52d793efcf8cc3c1f2.webp
It's 2024. If you're still buying and reading a daily newspaper, I think you are a moron. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/0250d7e40bfa958b802479953edde5ff1962d6ef0ab51016e84962a88b50ea91.webp
Our #NHS is our national treasure. This morning an 🚑 for F-i-L arrived within 5 minutes (I get that's luck, timing and positioning).
Let us not worship false idols (gods, jeebus, kings, dictators, billionaires), but cherish and nurture (fund) those who help us the most. 🥰 NHS staff 🥰.
Pouring my coffee, cereal and toothpaste into the same mug every morning isn't saving as much time as I'd hoped
Today, as a woke leftie, I have donated to #Wikipedia in the hope that it doesn't get sold to an evil fascist
(and because it's helped me numerous times but mainly the evil fascist thing...)