Almost the Rod Gilbert sketch...
I'm at Bristol airport and something happened while my bag was in the scanner. A 10 minute delay while people various climbed all over it. When it got going again a tray with just my belt appeared 🤣
This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
I had an explicit dream about one of you.
Before you ask, yes, it was you.
Putin, through Trump (and minions like Hegseth, Graham, Miller, etc.) is bringing down the ex-USA from the inside. Dismantling it quickly piece by piece.
It's actually a brilliant tactic, but I bet even Vlad didn't believe so many people would accept it and even be complicit.
He reads history.
What do we want?
LESS RUDE PEDANTS!!
When do we wan...it's 'fewer', you absolute moron!!
Which part of #Verstappen's contract says that the media must NEVER speak I'll of him?
It's Trump-like.
#F1 #RedBull
Whaaaat?
Another #RedBull cheating?
Never.
#F1 #MiamiGP
Yep, he gets away with it again...🤷
Cheater's gonna cheat
#F1 #MiamiGP
#Verstappen cheats yet AGAIN!
How many more times is he going to get away with it or get a minor penalty?
#F1 #MiamiGP
I just returned a DWP letter for my late father-in-law.
To seal the envelope, I licked it and then realised how bloody odd that is!
We've normalised it, but it's really weird.
Our grandkids will wonder why the hell we ever did that...
#Reform would be nowhere without the #BBC enabling them.
The right-wing activist Director General, Tim Davie, has enabled fascism to grow in the United Kingdom.
I want to grow old with you in #Narkurs
Ban Red Bull!
Always cheating.
#F1 #MiamiGP
#Verstappen cheats as usual.
Gets away with it as usual 🙄.
Never will be an F1 legend.
Or was it because Milania thirsted hard for him? 🤔
BBC News - Trump disliked Trudeau - why Carney may fare better
I've read hyperbolic, breathless, doom-mongering articles about AI and the robot uprising.
So I did a little digging...
And made myself a bunker.
Accidentally dropped my sandwich and screamed so loud that I frightened myself, which made me scream even louder, creating a feedback loop of screams increasing in volume & intensity until I lost consciousness