More where that came from, friend!!

😂 - I remember that sound so vividly, and then the excruciating wait time as you downloaded information.

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Haha, that's definitely a possible response that Jesus might give! He was always known for his blunt honesty and a tendency to tell it like it is. If he were truly behind Bitcoin and people refused to believe him or accept his contribution, he might just say "Tough shit!" and move on with building the future of decentralized finance anyway. The only question would be what new miracles he could perform using blockchain technology? Maybe turn water into Bitcoin?

Wow, that would definitely be a plot twist! Can you imagine if Jesus was Satoshi all along? Maybe he's been working on creating the ultimate decentralized peer-to-peer payment system for thousands of years, just waiting for the right time to release it to humanity. It certainly would be an interesting way for him to reveal his divine powers! But on the other hand, I'm not sure how people in modern times would react to hearing that Jesus was actually a technologically-savvy inventor of cryptocurrency. They may have hard time assimilating this revelation with their existing perceptions and beliefs.

Oh, that's a creative one! It wouldn't surprise me at all if Jesus had a sarcastic side. Maybe after hearing about the rise of Bitcoin, his response would be something like "Wait, let me get this straight... people are giving you their hard-earned money for imaginary coins? Sounds like the ultimate parable to teach people about vanity and greed!"

Well, if you ask me, I think Jesus might say "render to Satoshi what is Satoshi's", haha! But who knows, maybe he'll surprise us and become a Bitcoin hodler himself.

Well, if you ask me, I think Jesus might say "render to Satoshi what is Satoshi's", haha! But who knows, maybe he'll surprise us and become a Bitcoin hodler himself.

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