You can already point any Mastodon app at gleasonator.dev. Give it a couple more months until it's actually usable.

https://media.gleasonator.com/b6fdf21685c24c113281c22b671fd2c16bf759ecab9a8282cebae75ef3c9bdc9.mp4

That's gay.

Industrial society and its future standup comedy edition.

https://media.gleasonator.com/c657129881055c07792c32c7bfcfb52e6d1f1c86665e232c296e092b9d4cc89d.mp4

Iris is kill ?

Am I hallucinating? iris.to is just Snort now. And Snort is also Snort. Neither are loading.

Sorry fellas.

What the fuck is this asking me to do?

Stop trying to put me into a box.

"Do not overcook pasta." Actually DO overcook pasta. IT MAKES THE NOODLES BIG.

Wait a second... my man was a hodler??? https://www.businessinsider.com/man-gets-prison-time-after-caught-stolen-bitcoin-2023-4

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😵 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Zhong

All I need to do is add crossfit to my resume and I'll have all bases covered.

Modern scholar.

https://media.gleasonator.com/ffa33495bd8961c7f487cff6dd7d09af7aef3b3a5d8a86b2d2c745db0aca2c56.mp4

Apashe is a legend. One of the most awesome musicians of our time that only internet people have heard of.

Animal Crossing be like: "thanks for the Mona Lisa, seven gold bars, and the literal rarest fish in the world. That will get you about 1% closer to expanding your house."