How else are you going to inspect your poops?
Why don't you buldak some bitches?
I'm sorry, I'm very tired.
Yes, exactly.
Why don't you jaden a woman?
every girl on poast to me in my DMs
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What the fuck is up with women on dating apps talking about "dancing in the kitchen?"
DISGUSTAN
"Hmm. I'd never heard of the early Bolshevik revolutionary 'V. Volodarsky' before. He sounds like a real piece of work, a real psycho. I wonder if I can find any other information on... oh."
This guy has a gf who wants to blow him.
Was it a killer roller coaster?
Me when it doesn't work.
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Me when a woman on fedi has a flagrant psychotic break.
"Why did Jesis speak in parables rather than straightforward language like a Substack article?"
(Christendom spends 2,000 years carefully thinking about and praying over the significance of Jesus' words.)
"Oh."
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