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mosquito that bit my cheek twice when I was sitting quietly reading in the comfort of my home

All the skeeters here are dead, since we have ice and snow now. Maybe they're just sleeping, monsters is what they are.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂

Does it matter if I can cook or not? 😜

#nostr

I'm living in a house I built last year.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂

Does it matter if I can cook or not? 😜

#nostr

Yes, to both.

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✏️ 📄

A. closest time 'to' midnight

midnight

D. closest time 'from' midnight

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… yes. yes I do 🍕

It doesn't anymore?

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Good morning.

Dump your ETH.

I dumped it months ago.

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Alien:

“It’s a Sci-fi movie!”

“No, it’s a horror flick”

Aliens:

“It’s a sequel!”

“No, it’s a combat flick”

Alien 3:

“That movie sucked!”

“Yes. Yes it did”

I fell asleep during the 3rd one.

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Freddit

Aaaanndd, it's gone.

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with the busted crazy wheel https://video.nostr.build/165025d3efa6ccfa49cc9e4fa562b8ed8cb4b2987a6be9b5fd0359e70e85559a.mov

& of course I got the cart

That describes 75% of all shopping carts.

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☠️ 𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 ☠️

Baby Cthulu is cute as hell.

I thought that was Darth Yoda.

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🏆

Little Billy is now cured.

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Lulz!

U fergot ta put some blue in ther . . . oh. nostr:note17588wvvlf62tp7nnjtqjhqcd3g7ca3qszpd7vgf7wqnqx90hswms5cv3ua

I found a folded up 100 in a porta potty, I guess that counts as sewer.

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El Rojo Jesus

Google pulled of one of the greatest rug pulls of all time with YouTube by shoving ad after ad in your face. Fuck Google.

What ads? I can't remember the last time I saw an ad on youtube since I run script and ad blockers.

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Lulz

Nailed it?

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never trust a fart

Never trust gamble gas.

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💤💤

My dreams have werewolves and werebears, and a lack of cheetos.

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🥸

duck duck dog

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The Marie ⚡️🦂

Spa bath time = me time 💜🧡

Is that grass?

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💡

Funny thing is, she probably owns the black car.

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I would not trust such a small tree if

I were unloading a butt dumpling