I wonder if his keyboard has a “print” button.

I may be wrong, but I think that's an operating system setting. What OS are you using?

This is all Dan's fault

This USDC blow up proves once again that ETH heads are clueless. SMH.

Current favorite zap-comment I’m using:

Every generation since 1971 “Fucked Around”

We’re the generation to “Find Out”

This is why we “Opt Out”

I'm secretly hoping things get worse and we can wipe out the cruft.

😂😭😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Left my phone somewhere in the house. Fiancé saw it and comes up to me and asks, what's "Plebdad Vibes"??

😅😆

Me: Um, it's complicated.

Her: No, please tell me. What's a Plebdad?

Me: Babe seriously. It's Bitcoin stuff. It won't make sense easily.

Her: Ohhhhh. Ok then.

FYI

—

From: the@nostr.ceo

To: Everyone

Subject: A letter to all our users

Hi,

I want to provide an update on Nostr's relationship with Silicon Valley Bank and what it means for your notes and other stuff:

There is no relationship between Nostr and SVB and all your notes are as safe as they ever were and will ever be.

"Which one is the best crypto asset?

Well Bitcoin is the best crypto asset.

What’s the second best?

There is no second best." -Saylor, Michael

Yours sincerely,

Nostr CEO

I’m starting a GoFundMe to bail out Silicon Valley Bank. the target is $1bn because that’s the most GoFundMe will allow, so I will say that we probably need to do this 119 or so more times.

shoot me a nostr DM if you wanna workshop the pitch or contribute any good jokes 😉

I’m about to be offline for a few hours to watch rugby but when I get back I expect to get these creative juices flowing!

First came the inscriptions.

– Unvaccinated must not sit on these benches.

– There was a swimming pool, and an inscription said, unvaccinated are forbidden to enter.

– Unvaccinated must not belong to singing associations.

Then came orders more than inscriptions.

– Unvaccinated children must not play with vaccinated children.

– We only sell bread and food to unvaccinated after 5 PM.

That is how it is done, step by step, slowly. The unvaccinated become acquainted with the thought, familiar with the idea that they are different people, , that they are alien, that they are the people that carry viruses, that causes pandemics.

Not bad for a test run!

Who will be the next cohort of users on nostr? 🤔

Alright, now reply to this note with your favorite music genre for a ⚡. Put the phrase "my favorite music genre is" in the note so the search picks it up.