No country for old men

No country for old meni is a film that tries, but does not succeed.

The general idea, written on paper, the two sentence producers' intro, maybe even the five hundred word outline work splendidly. "What if", the story goes, "a very stubborn, salt of the Earth blue collar type interracted with an eschatological event, and a tendril of Cthulhu emanating from it dances with him and eventually kills him, on the backdrop of the same Midwest from Fargo ? He has a girl, and things, you realise."

Splendid! Let's make it! And yes, put those bizarre faggots on it, definitely.

However, don't cast Javier "Segunda Ensenanza" Bardem as the tendril of Cthulhu. It's okay to call it "Anton Chigurh", it's even a good idea to pretend it's like, bipedal and everything. Do not put it in the hands of the cognitively limited, it's a difficult role and "he's just retarded enough he might appear otherworldy" works (when it does work) for Kevin Spacey, not for Noname Spic-ey.

Also, the script needs some serious dialogue work, "ecclectic mundane" is not a proper style for The Harbinger. By the time some random hick seems cogent and together in the face of random "what's the most you lost on a coin toss" onslaught, and so on... Sure, the "I promised your husband" thing works, but it's a dollar short and a very long hour late.

Woody Harrelson is okay as the mook, there to convince us that the bad guy is bad, first by telling, then by retelling, then by getting killed, a sort of perpetual Lt. Cmdr Worf. The only problem is that he looks exactly like a used car salesman with a fetlife account, which... His timely demise convinces a weary audience that this Chingles fellow is about as tough as a really angry UPS guy. Which...

The chick's okay, in the sense that she's a dizzy goat, so consequently passes with ease for a dizzy goat. The part where her character's traitorous nature (woman, amirite) impels it to cut deals with the pigs is maybe a little bit thick, but then misogyny is the necessary table stakes for hiring the fag team to do the directin', what can you do.

I still can't fathom why the dood that rents multiple motel rooms didn't have the mental acuity to remove the prize from its original wrapping ; and this is only one example of fridge logic selected rather randomly from amongst an oversufficient supply.

This thing should really be re-shot, with an entirely different cast.

———2007, by the Coens, with Tommy Lee Jones. [↩]

« MiniGame (S.MG), May 2018 Statement

Qntra (S.QNTR) May 2018 Statement »

Category: Trilematograf

Monday, 04 June, Year 10 d.Tr.

My verbiage on #trilema

$ ls -l trilema.txt

-rw-r--r-- 1 mircea mircea 49712035 2018-05-09 12:11 trilema.txt

So it begins, since phf never answered. Let's see what we can extract out of the locally-maintained log of #trilema!

$ wc -l trilema.txt

512427 trilema.txt

$wc -w trilema.txt

7528126 trilema.txt

Soo, half a million lines, 7.5 mn words.

$ cat trilema.txt | awk '{print $4}' | sort | uniq -c | sort -n

1 <a112>

1 <AbsurdSerf>

1 <AbsurdSerF>

1 <Arathnim>

1 <Bansku_>

1 <billy_mays>

1 <Blockhawk>

1 <btcforchild>

1 <chetty_>

1 <Cory>

1 <__dan__>

1 <david_francois>

1 <Daysylover>

1 <dharkmadder>

1 <diana_away>

1 <diana_coman_away>

1 <dm0n_>

1 <Dog3>

1 <DonaldTrumpOfBTC>

1 <DontCryRebuy>

1 <DrA>

1 <drunk_foxx_>

1 <dub>

1 <ecm>

1 <electraluka>

1 <euloraplayer>

1 <fd_ghetto>

1 <Ferrol88>

1 <finlol>

1 <forgotmypw>

1 <garmin>

1 <Guest21472>

1 <Guest33801>

1 <Ignatius-otc>

1 <iKant>

1 <ion_>

1 <jpx__>

1 <kaustin>

1 <Krossfire>

1 <Loren>

1 <LukaLuka>

1 <m0n0lake>

1 <malcomxxx>

1 <mark_00123>

1 <miia>

1 <mircea_popescu1>

1 <MKULTRA2>

1 <m_p>

1 <Mr_Vain>

1 <pabs3>

1 <phf_mobile>

1 <Porcu>

1 <Pork>

1 <pula_MARE>

1 <realdaoattacker>

1 <RemoteFox>

1 <rg_>

1 <scoopbot>

1 <Sigismund_Freude>

1 <SolitaryMasculin>

1 <StarmanDeluxe>

1 <toki>

1 <topor>

1 <trbbot>

1 <valica>

1 <vexafk>

1 <VINSIN>

1 <vivas82>

1 <wallflower216>

1 <xhiggy>

1 <xx_>

2 <____>

2 <alex___>

2 <andrei4257>

2 <ascii_in_orcland>

2 <bombonel>

2 <brlbg>

2 <ButtNewsButt>

2 <bvulpes_about>

2 <crayon>

2 <_Cristian1>

2 <cunnigonde>

2 <cutco>

2 <DarkMatters>

2 <derpshart>

2 <drews>

2 <DuaneBarry>

2 <Dumnezeu>

2 <Etherael>

2 <f>

2 <fake_space_whale>

2 <fyr>

2 <go1111111>

2 <God>

2 <Guest10730>

2 <Guest41016>

2 <haankoammu>

2 <jhvh1`>

2 <jpxe>

2 <jsgrant>

2 <juscamarena>

2 <lollig400>

2 <Mr_Rain>

2 <needsmoarlaser>

2 <Nivir>

2 <NoMo>

2 <only>

2 <pankkake>

2 <pinochle>

2 <pokarBot>

2 <premysl>

2 <prescindibil>

2 <PULA_mica>

2 <roby_z>

2 <sageprobes>

2 <scatha>

2 <sedition>

2 <sellbtctraderz>

2 <Shredder121>

2 <Sinclair6>

2 <SluttyDiamond>

2 <SomeoneWeird>

2 <test_1>

2 <TheFactory7>

2 <trilema-webchat>

2 <xygen>

3 <AaronvanW>

3 <alex_c__>

3 <asdfhasdjklf>

3 <borstal>

3 <Brucio-85>

3 <Cerber248>

3 <chatter>

3 <Ciphertext>

3 <_Cristina>

3 <cyco1>

3 <da-gambl427>

3 <dpb_please_up>

3 <eo>

3 <fwr>

3 <girlbags>

3 <GratefulSerf>

3 <Guest88602>

3 <Guest98305>

3 <hair_soup>

3 <haleyyyyy>

3 <Hssgh5337k>

3 <iangeker>

3 <idioter>

3 <ImHash>

3 <jurov_moving>

3 <kyliee>

3 <lexy>

3 <lol>

3 <Mata>

3 <MDude>

3 <Medow>

3 <mepian>

3 <mexxer>

3 <nonlinear>

3 <other_mp>

3 <peterl>

3 <pigeonrat>

3 <privkeytones>

3 <Raven_Zero>

3 <SaltedAndCovered>

3 <scalpl>

3 <seefelder>

3 <suhai>

3 <tot_un_drac>

3 <trilema>

3 <Troika>

3 <veter2601>

3 <vian>

3 <zen_>

4 <abrr>

4 <b1thoven>

4 <cyco>

4 <douchebagg>

4 <fenir>

4 <framedaddy_ghett>

4 <freud2>

4 <Fritz>

4 <GiveMe5>

4 <Guest30607>

4 <IRC-Source_82051>

4 <jawbone2>

4 <juantelez>

4 <liquidassets>

4 <mietek>

4 <Mirela>

4 <moli_>

4 <muhdick>

4 <nanotube>

4 <Nordic>

4 <oroborous>

4 <pizzaman1337>

4 <rithm>

4 <seen_Xemist>

4 <TrixxC>

4 <TRS80`>

4 <Tsuloid>

4 <webbyz>

4 <wyatt06>

4 <xenmen_>

5 <ag3nt_zer0_>

5 <alex_fute_RDS_in>

5 <ascii_lander>

5 <Avarice_>

5 <bonobo>

5 <douchebag__>

5 <fitra>

5 <framedr>

5 <freezie>

5 <fromdeedbot>

5 <GustaveGold>

5 <hanbot_>

5 <hotgirlchandai>

5 <Jautenim>

5 <KGery>

5 <kori_>

5 <makotako>

5 <neur0>

5 <NoMyName>

5 <nosuchlabswww>

5 <NotEvenWrong>

5 <rain1>

5 <rdponticelli>

5 <serban>

5 <Twix>

5 <wawan99>

5 <whatisthis>

5 <yangwao>

6 <AforA>

6 <ascii_wtf>

6 <ben_about>

6 <bizarrotrinque>

6 <_dan_>

6 <drizztdourden>

6 <ErisMoon>

6 <fromphuctor___>

6 <Guest45857>

6 <john_cocktail>

6 <kakobrekla>

6 <King_Rex>

6 <KutmasteR>

6 <lru>

6 <mrottenkolber>

6 <nick_name>

6 <rAISellers>

6 <renard_abroad>

6 <renzo>

6 <roxfan>

6 <runsegshet>

6 <snap>

6 <tittybang>

6 <zezizezi>

6 <zod_>

7 <agustin>

7 <Alicia1992>

7 <anotheryou>

7 <badD00d>

7 <boolcrap1>

7 <douchebag1>

7 <egorsmkv>

7 <framedr_stillghe>

7 <Guest98415>

7 <judywatson>

7 <JusticeRage>

7 <lilly_>

7 <mafeketty>

7 <mquander>

7 <PumpBTC>

7 <sexylucy>

7 <VAodminnTer>

7 <vexare_afk>

8 <agorecki>

8 <al3xut>

8 <cacapipimizga>

8 <Covale>

8 <danna33>

8 <daoattacker>

8 <freakyfractal>

8 <freud7>

8 <Guest29647>

8 <indoor_jellyfish>

8 <Kev>

8 <melissasexy>

8 <MP_o_are_mica>

8 <RodrigoBTCF>

8 <SolitaryMachismo>

8 <steffen>

8 <ua>

8 <UkaNuSeMaiSperie>

8 <User705>

8 <vexare__>

9 <alex_nue>

9 <asdf_>

9 <Coco1997>

9 <diametric>

9 <jojoxxx>

9 <maximian>

9 <naughtygirl>

9 <rog>

9 <saot>

9 <snowbound33>

9 <vap0r>

9 <xanthyos>

10 <AndreaGuzman>

10 <Covale`>

10 <Dog1>

10 <from_ffa>

10 <mtrgt>

10 <thortron>

10 <valentinbuza>

11 <blazeme8>

11 <fromphuctor__>

11 <irene_yvonne>

11 <izabera>

11 <jessie_>

11 <lulcoinz>

11 <revnja>

11 <soneelks>

11 <summerverbose>

11 <tfoxbrewster>

11 <vodka>

11 <yr>

12 <Chicago>

12 <douchebag_>

12 <iceblox>

12 <luke-jr>

12 <pletz>

12 <saturn_>

12 <ukauka>

12 <walter__>

12 <xahlee>

13 <Amygirl>

13 <aseriousgogetta>

13 <bulldozer>

13 <ColdHardMetal>

13 <grimm>

13 <jackdaniel>

13 <jpt4>

13 <MagnusFox>

13 <MP_are_pula_mica>

13 <redfawnn>

13 <reeses>

13 <state_bits>

13 <tardigrade>

13 <th3nolo_>

13 <UkaUkaSeSperie>

13 <yalehasaquestion>

14 <alex___c>

14 <funkenstein_>

14 <PeterL_>

14 <supersechi>

15 <CluelessNoob>

15 <finitemaz>

15 <hubud>

15 <lilpbutterfly>

15 <meuh>

15 <mgoetze>

15 <sexysophia>

16 <ascii_zimbabwe>

16 <Guest34797>

16 <kjj>

16 <needhelpwithnode>

16 <nicknaem>

16 <pigeons>

16 <rainrawr>

16 <th3nolo>

16 <walter>

17 <BU_lulz>

17 <dvsdude>

17 <juhoitse>

17 <laplinker>

17 <omraphantom>

17 <RodrigoBTC>

17 <vinimore>

17 <wyrdmantis>

17 <zKawaiiKittyz>

18 <alikim>

18 <emmylark>

18 <fbar>

18 <Meepsheep>

18 <scourge>

19 <catvorg_cultist>

19 <GoldBoriska>

19 <lomb>

19 <pa1atine>

19 <pikachu>

19 <Ukauka>

20 <b41e209ccc264812>

20 <barpub>

20 <cashmoney>

20 <freud33>

20 <Guest47578>

20 <GyrosGeier>

20 <jung>

20 <ser>

20 <vexare2>

21 <daffadil>

21 <heyleeecx>

21 <p0nziph0ne>

21 <robbinhood>

21 <sonic3>

21 <valica_>

22 <burnsd03>

22 <framedr_ghetto>

22 <fromsiphnos>

22 <Guest57985>

22 <rothbart>

22 <UkaUkaRevine>

23 <EIC>

23 <fd_travel>

23 <kittycollector>

23 <nacci>

23 <ppsk>

23 <Techman>

24 <_FeltPen>

24 <goldfinger>

24 <oglafbot>

24 <sn0wmonster>

25 <Mariono>

25 <Valfor>

25 <xcfw748>

26 <freetlas>

26 <MTW>

26 <piratsimon>

26 <PPPOE>

26 <saifedean>

26 <The20YearIRCloud>

26 <toohigh>

27 <EDLionX>

27 <j-dawg>

27 <lauren22>

27 <Matthew>

27 <phillipsjk>

28 <Ioana75>

28 <reydev>

29 <alex_c_>

29 <DianaComan>

30 <g_l>

30 <joecool>

30 <oama1>

30 <shamenfreud>

30 <vexare1>

30 <zineKing>

32 <concernedscaling>

32 <Graet>

32 <rarepepeforever>

32 <vex1>

33 <Limnoriidae>

33 <occupy_trilema>

33 <vexar3>

33 <vlad56324>

34 <BHopkins>

34 <ccmtacks>

34 <gernika>

34 <palatine>

35 <cassidy3>

35 <fabio__>

35 <knoobie>

35 <thatbitchlola>

35 <vvande>

36 <ascii_modem>

36 <freudaway>

36 <Tea_>

37 <f1maze>

37 <MrTiggr>

37 <sashahsas>

37 <xisty>

38 <orgndnor>

38 <walter_>

39 <floog>

39 <JebeDaiaS>

39 <r41n>

39 <shivalry>

39 <simonpenner>

39 <UkaFaceCurat>

40 <avgjoe>

40 <gheorghe_>

40 <weevlos>

41 <britknee>

41 <emily22>

41 <vexul>

42 <solrodar>

42 <t2yax>

44 <NaLuca>

45 <jossi>

45 <organdnor>

45 <user705>

46 <InBonobo>

47 <mp_at_olivos>

49 <Ingolfr_Arnarson>

49 <NoSatoshisHear>

49 <RagnarDanneskjol>

50 <BenBE>

51 <Standdowncafe>

53 <gizmolearner>

55 <la>

55 <mcorlette>

55 <the_scourge>

55 <wer>

55 <Yipdard>

56 <spool>

57 <herbijudlestoids>

57 <knubie>

57 <LukaETrista>

58 <btcvixen>

58 <tb0t>

59 <Alex_C>

60 <Standdowncafe_>

60 <UkaUka_>

61 <lobbesbot>

61 <mthreat>

62 <ckanggirl>

62 <Staatsfeind>

62 <vexare3>

64 <Barbarossa_>

64 <Birdman>

66 <Corsets>

66 <kmalkki>

66 <vexxx>

66 <znort987>

69 <freud9>

69 <whaack>

73 <flor_>

74 <ang-st>

74 <mimisbrunnr>

74 <Rhemaxos_>

79 <copumpkin>

81 <freud_fuhrer>

83 <TomServo>

84 <cruciform>

84 <fromphuctor>

85 <veen>

86 <fcbl>

87 <CompanionCube>

87 <johndough>

91 <elaineo>

91 <l0de>

92 <wywialm>

93 <lxnch_>

94 <ascii_butugychag>

94 <caaddr>

94 <deedbot->

98 <sarah443>

99 <chetty>

99 <vexare7>

101 <sbp>

103 <Bugpowder>

104 <Apocalyptic>

106 <ag3nt_zer0>

106 <midnightmagic>

112 <pehbot>

114 <alexut>

118 <netmonk>

119 <fromloper>

122 <alice_>

123 <phf`>

127 <BigTexasBingo>

132 <candi_lustt>

133 <sofiababy>

136 <freud8>

137 <indiancandy1>

138 <doppler>

146 <spandrell>

149 <punkman>

153 <ave1>

153 <vc>

157 <andreicon>

159 <edivad>

160 <aquentson>

161 <Aram>

161 <interviewee>

161 <Mari_>

164 <spandrell_>

171 <Dr_A>

174 <cristi_>

174 <zx2c4>

177 <felipelalli>

177 <Reuel>

194 <Joshua-I>

203 <esthlos>

226 <boolcrap>

229 <covertress>

236 <LukaEFrustrata>

239 <cristi>

268 <ckang>

281 <F>

286 <fraufreudine>

291 <ukauk>

292 <indiancandy>

292 <r0nin->

295 <fraulein1848>

317 <AlfredAlfer>

326 <ascii_deadfiber>

336 <ReadErr>

336 <spyked>

345 <Naluka>

355 <cazalla>

361 <herrfreud>

377 <apeloyee>

377 <ukauka_>

380 <fraulein>

387 <mike_c>

476 <scriba>

495 <freud3_>

543 <kanzure>

574 <Nelumbo>

588 <gabriel_laddel_p>

635 <lobbes>

680 <smickles>

737 <gabriel_laddel>

758 <adlai>

763 <UkaUka>

811 <hanbot>

859 <erlehmann>

867 <oama_nueste>

877 <Rhemaxos>

902 <PeterL>

1026 <mcorlett>

1080 <vexare_>

1084 <lxnch>

1106 <douchebag>

1126 <alex__c>

1260 <jurov>

1265 <sina>

1500 <davout>

1503 <mats>

1621 <danielpbarron>

1677 <thestringpuller>

1903 <markac>

1939 <diana_coman>

1980 <jhvh1>

2492 <gribble>

3769 <pete_dushenski>

4220 <rg>

4371 <oama>

4568 <vragnaroda>

4764 <alex_c>

5834 <gheorghe>

6803 <Framedragger>

6818 <freud3>

7345 <shinohai>

8884 <phf>

9022 <deedbot>

9599 <mod6>

10598 <_Cristian>

10687 <trinque>

11902 <a111>

12859 <BingoBoingo>

13198 <ben_vulpes>

13380 <vexare>

95469 <asciilifeform>

145386 <mircea_popescu>

That's 657 unique nicks then, for a total of

awk '{sum+=$1} END {print sum}'

443798

Meaning that 68`629 lines up to the 512`427 total were actually status traffic etcetera and not actual chatter by a nick. I hold almost one third of that total. How many words is that ?

grep " <mircea_popescu>" | wc -w

2356983

Ie, about a third, but even slightlier even less so than in the case lines!i But what about the distribution by days ?

$cat trilema.txt | awk '{print $1,$2,$4}' | grep " <mircea_popescu>" | awk '{print $1,$2}' | uniq -c

100 Apr 25

175 Apr 26

52 Apr 27

50 Apr 28

375 Apr 29

1050 Apr 30

612 May 01

691 May 02

376 May 03

291 May 04

271 May 05

59 May 06

54 May 07

354 May 08

159 May 09

297 May 10

546 May 11

733 May 12

1099 May 13

781 May 14

387 May 15

843 May 16

507 May 17

283 May 18

1188 May 19

781 May 20

459 May 21

339 May 22

477 May 23

233 May 24

398 May 25

637 May 26

741 May 27

464 May 28

495 May 29

400 May 30

454 May 31

563 Jun 01

503 Jun 02

292 Jun 03

163 Jun 04

334 Jun 05

367 Jun 06

49 Jun 07

141 Jun 08

136 Jun 09

572 Jun 10

488 Jun 11

597 Jun 12

320 Jun 13

361 Jun 14

343 Jun 15

343 Jun 16

276 Jun 17

280 Jun 18

434 Jun 19

298 Jun 20

318 Jun 21

19 Jun 22

86 Jun 23

269 Jun 24

89 Jun 25

246 Jun 26

155 Jun 27

232 Jun 28

199 Jun 29

241 Jun 30

538 Jul 01

127 Jul 02

306 Jul 03

372 Jul 04

147 Jul 05

81 Jul 06

68 Jul 07

224 Jul 08

19 Jul 09

6 Jul 10

91 Jul 11

270 Jul 12

67 Jul 13

109 Jul 14

149 Jul 15

58 Jul 16

52 Jul 17

78 Jul 19

31 Jul 20

19 Jul 21

25 Jul 22

92 Jul 23

20 Jul 24

12 Jul 25

153 Jul 26

74 Jul 27

23 Jul 28

56 Jul 29

3 Jul 30

23 Jul 31

6 Aug 01

30 Aug 03

57 Aug 04

5 Aug 05

12 Aug 06

40 Aug 09

231 Aug 10

148 Aug 11

21 Aug 12

106 Aug 13

24 Aug 14

50 Aug 15

169 Aug 16

59 Aug 17

8 Aug 18

39 Aug 19

6 Aug 20

197 Aug 21

243 Aug 22

38 Aug 23

94 Aug 24

121 Aug 25

37 Aug 26

24 Aug 27

163 Aug 28

24 Aug 29

30 Aug 30

32 Aug 31

12 Sep 01

22 Sep 02

51 Sep 03

59 Sep 04

253 Sep 05

15 Sep 06

38 Sep 07

24 Sep 08

38 Sep 09

119 Sep 10

77 Sep 11

24 Sep 12

18 Sep 13

65 Sep 14

35 Sep 15

14 Sep 16

90 Sep 17

19 Sep 18

8 Sep 19

11 Sep 20

37 Sep 21

16 Sep 22

4 Sep 23

28 Sep 24

34 Sep 25

16 Sep 26

53 Sep 27

111 Sep 28

22 Sep 29

4 Sep 30

67 Oct 01

13 Oct 02

44 Oct 03

21 Oct 04

4 Oct 05

23 Oct 06

9 Oct 07

69 Oct 08

34 Oct 09

4 Oct 10

2 Oct 11

1 Oct 14

1 Oct 15

1 Oct 16

17 Oct 17

3 Oct 19

4 Oct 20

3 Oct 21

1 Oct 22

1 Oct 24

19 Oct 25

4 Oct 26

6 Oct 27

3 Oct 28

12 Oct 29

22 Oct 30

68 Oct 31

1 Nov 01

5 Nov 02

3 Nov 03

3 Nov 04

14 Nov 05

5 Nov 06

14 Nov 07

3 Nov 08

2 Nov 09

2 Nov 13

4 Nov 16

25 Nov 17

16 Nov 18

1 Nov 19

14 Nov 20

12 Nov 21

6 Nov 22

40 Nov 23

28 Nov 24

6 Nov 25

2 Nov 26

70 Nov 27

1 Nov 28

8 Nov 30

2 Dec 01

7 Dec 05

13 Dec 06

2 Dec 08

1 Dec 09

15 Dec 10

3 Dec 11

55 Dec 12

9 Dec 13

2 Dec 14

27 Dec 15

4 Dec 16

18 Dec 17

2 Dec 18

5 Dec 19

2 Dec 20

6 Dec 21

2 Dec 25

1 Dec 26

1 Dec 29

1 Jan 01

6 Jan 04

1 Jan 05

17 Jan 09

6 Jan 15

2 Jan 17

1 Jan 18

2 Jan 20

1 Jan 22

4 Jan 23

1 Jan 26

4 Jan 27

1 Jan 28

13 Feb 01

1 Feb 02

6 Feb 04

2 Feb 08

1 Feb 11

2 Feb 14

4 Feb 15

2 Feb 16

2 Feb 19

1 Feb 21

15 Feb 22

1 Feb 24

1 Mar 01

1 Mar 04

1 Mar 06

1 Mar 07

5 Mar 08

53 Mar 21

2 Mar 24

1 Mar 25

3 Mar 26

1 Mar 27

2 Mar 28

26 Mar 29

1 Apr 01

14 Apr 05

1 Apr 06

9 Apr 09

10 Apr 11

3 Apr 12

1 Apr 25

2 May 05

1 May 17

2 May 27

9 May 28

6 Jun 11

1 Jun 16

1 Jun 18

1 Jun 21

1 Aug 01

1 Aug 07

1 Aug 17

14 Aug 19

1 Aug 21

1 Aug 22

2 Aug 31

1 Sep 07

4 Sep 16

1 Sep 19

1 Oct 01

65 Nov 24

1 Dec 06

2 Dec 11

1 Dec 16

6 Dec 18

1 Jan 25

1 Feb 07

68 Feb 19

1 Feb 25

3 Mar 01

3 Apr 12

5 Apr 13

4 Apr 14

2 Apr 16

7 Apr 17

5 Apr 18

3 Apr 19

2 Apr 21

5 Apr 22

5 Apr 23

2 Apr 24

2 Apr 25

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28 Mar 24

32 Mar 25

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38 Mar 27

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354 Apr 13

18 Apr 14

Cute huh ? But wait! 1263 lines means about four years! And indeed, the first reference in the file is

$ sed -n '1,2 p' trilema.txt

**** BEGIN LOGGING AT Wed Apr 25 10:55:57 2012

Apparently #trilema has existed for a long, long time!

But what about words, you ask ? Why, I'm glad you mentioned that! Check out this bash gnarl :

$ cat trilema.txt | awk '$3="";{print $0}' |grep " <mircea_popescu>" | sed 's/|//g' | sed 's/ <mircea_popescu>/|/g' | awk -F "|" '{print $1,$2}' | awk '{print $1, $2, NF-2}' | awk 'NR==1{last=$1 $2; sum=0;}{if (last != $1 $2) {print last "," sum; last=$1 $2; sum=0;} sum+=$3;} END {print last "," sum;}'

Isn't it fucking lovely ? Especially in the way it leverages unstated assumptions making even vaguely understanding what the fuck is going on a three weeks' vacation ? Anyways, the result :

Apr25,300

Apr26,525

Apr27,156

Apr28,150

Apr29,1125

Apr30,3150

May01,1836

May02,2076

May03,1128

May04,873

May05,813

May06,180

May07,162

May08,1062

May09,477

May10,891

May11,1638

May12,2199

May13,3300

May14,2349

May15,1164

May16,2532

May17,1521

May18,849

May19,3573

May20,2346

May21,1380

May22,1017

May23,1431

May24,702

May25,1194

May26,1914

May27,2229

May28,1392

May29,1488

May30,1200

May31,1362

Jun01,1701

Jun02,1515

Jun03,876

Jun04,489

Jun05,1002

Jun06,1104

Jun07,147

Jun08,423

Jun09,408

Jun10,1716

Jun11,1464

Jun12,1791

Jun13,963

Jun14,1083

Jun15,1029

Jun16,1032

Jun17,834

Jun18,843

Jun19,1302

Jun20,894

Jun21,954

Jun22,57

Jun23,258

Jun24,807

Jun25,267

Jun26,738

Jun27,468

Jun28,696

Jun29,597

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Jul01,1614

Jul02,381

Jul03,918

Jul04,1116

Jul05,441

Jul06,243

Jul07,204

Jul08,672

Jul09,57

Jul10,18

Jul11,273

Jul12,813

Jul13,204

Jul14,327

Jul15,447

Jul16,174

Jul17,156

Jul19,234

Jul20,93

Jul21,57

Jul22,75

Jul23,279

Jul24,60

Jul25,36

Jul26,462

Jul27,222

Jul28,69

Jul29,168

Jul30,9

Jul31,69

Aug01,18

Aug03,90

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Aug05,15

Aug06,36

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Aug10,693

Aug11,444

Aug12,63

Aug13,318

Aug14,72

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Aug20,18

Aug21,591

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Aug25,363

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Aug29,72

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Aug31,96

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Sep09,114

Sep10,357

Sep11,234

Sep12,72

Sep13,54

Sep14,195

Sep15,105

Sep16,42

Sep17,270

Sep18,57

Sep19,24

Sep20,33

Sep21,111

Sep22,48

Sep23,12

Sep24,84

Sep25,102

Sep26,48

Sep27,159

Sep28,333

Sep29,66

Sep30,12

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Oct02,39

Oct03,132

Oct04,63

Oct05,12

Oct06,69

Oct07,27

Oct08,207

Oct09,102

Oct10,12

Oct11,6

Oct14,3

Oct15,3

Oct16,3

Oct17,51

Oct19,9

Oct20,12

Oct21,9

Oct22,3

Oct24,3

Oct25,57

Oct26,12

Oct27,18

Oct28,9

Oct29,36

Oct30,66

Oct31,204

Nov01,3

Nov02,15

Nov03,9

Nov04,9

Nov05,42

Nov06,15

Nov07,42

Nov08,9

Nov09,6

Nov13,6

Nov16,12

Nov17,75

Nov18,48

Nov19,3

Nov20,42

Nov21,36

Nov22,18

Nov23,120

Nov24,84

Nov25,18

Nov26,6

Nov27,210

Nov28,3

Nov30,24

Dec01,6

Dec05,21

Dec06,39

Dec08,6

Dec09,3

Dec10,45

Dec11,9

Dec12,165

Dec13,27

Dec14,6

Dec15,81

Dec16,12

Dec17,54

Dec18,6

Dec19,15

Dec20,6

Dec21,18

Dec25,6

Dec26,3

Dec29,3

Jan01,3

Jan04,18

Jan05,3

Jan09,51

Jan15,18

Jan17,6

Jan18,3

Jan20,6

Jan22,3

Jan23,12

Jan26,3

Jan27,12

Jan28,3

Feb01,39

Feb02,3

Feb04,18

Feb08,6

Feb11,3

Feb14,6

Feb15,12

Feb16,6

Feb19,6

Feb21,3

Feb22,45

Feb24,3

Mar01,3

Mar04,3

Mar06,3

Mar07,3

Mar08,15

Mar21,159

Mar24,6

Mar25,3

Mar26,9

Mar27,3

Mar28,6

Mar29,78

Apr01,3

Apr05,42

Apr06,3

Apr09,27

Apr11,30

Apr12,9

Apr25,3

May05,6

May17,3

May27,6

May28,27

Jun11,18

Jun16,3

Jun18,3

Jun21,3

Aug01,3

Aug07,3

Aug17,3

Aug19,42

Aug21,3

Aug22,3

Aug31,6

Sep07,3

Sep16,12

Sep19,3

Oct01,3

Nov24,195

Dec06,3

Dec11,6

Dec16,3

Dec18,18

Jan25,3

Feb07,3

Feb19,204

Feb25,3

Mar01,9

Apr12,9

Apr13,15

Apr14,12

Apr16,6

Apr17,21

Apr18,15

Apr19,9

Apr21,6

Apr22,15

Apr23,15

Apr24,6

Apr25,6

Apr26,9

Apr27,21

Apr28,6

Apr29,15

Apr30,6

May01,9

May02,12

May03,6

May04,6

May05,6

May06,18

May07,6

May08,6

May09,9

May10,6

May11,9

May12,9

May13,6

May14,12

May15,21

May16,6

May17,6

May18,24

May19,18

May20,15

May21,6

Jun07,24

Jun08,6

Jun09,12

Jun10,15

Jun11,18

Jun12,12

Jun13,6

Jun15,6

Jun16,12

Jun17,12

Jun18,6

Jun19,6

Jun21,12

Jun22,9

Jun23,6

Jun24,6

Jun25,12

Jun26,12

Jun27,6

Jun28,6

Jun29,21

Jun30,6

Jul02,9

Jul03,12

Jul04,12

Jul05,6

Jul06,6

Jul07,6

Jul08,12

Jul09,12

Jul10,6

Jul11,15

Jul12,6

Jul13,6

Jul14,9

Jul15,6

Jul16,12

Jul17,6

Jul18,18

Jul19,6

Jul20,15

Jul21,6

Jul22,6

Jul23,6

Jul24,6

Jul25,6

Jul26,6

Jul27,6

Jul28,6

Jul29,6

Jul30,6

Jul31,6

Aug01,9

Aug02,6

Aug03,12

Aug04,9

Aug05,6

Aug06,12

Aug07,6

Aug08,6

Aug09,15

Aug10,6

Aug12,15

Aug13,6

Aug14,6

Aug15,6

Aug16,12

Aug17,6

Aug18,6

Aug19,6

Aug22,9

Aug23,12

Aug25,12

Aug26,6

Aug27,24

Aug28,6

Aug29,9

Aug30,6

Aug31,6

Sep01,12

Sep02,15

Sep04,6

Sep05,12

Sep06,15

Sep07,6

Sep08,15

Sep09,18

Sep10,6

Sep11,24

Sep12,6

Sep13,18

Sep14,12

Sep15,15

Sep16,18

Sep17,6

Sep18,15

Sep19,15

Sep20,9

Sep21,6

Sep22,12

Sep23,6

Sep24,6

Sep25,6

Sep26,9

Sep27,18

Sep28,6

Sep29,6

Sep30,9

Oct02,6

Oct03,12

Oct04,6

Oct05,9

Oct06,9

Oct07,12

Oct08,15

Oct09,12

Oct10,12

Oct11,6

Oct12,6

Oct13,6

Oct14,6

Oct15,6

Oct16,15

Oct17,9

Oct18,6

Oct19,6

Oct20,6

Oct21,3

Oct22,3

Oct23,6

Oct24,9

Oct25,9

Oct26,3

Oct27,3

Oct28,6

Oct29,6

Oct30,9

Oct31,15

Nov01,3

Nov02,3

Nov03,3

Nov04,3

Nov05,3

Nov06,3

Nov07,9

Nov08,3

Nov10,3

Nov11,3

Nov12,6

Nov13,3

Nov14,3

Nov16,3

Nov17,6

Nov18,6

Nov19,9

Nov20,6

Nov21,3

Nov22,3

Nov23,3

Nov24,3

Nov25,3

Nov26,177

Nov27,3

Nov28,3

Nov29,9

Dec01,3

Dec02,3

Dec07,3

Dec08,6

Dec09,3

Dec11,12

Dec12,3

Dec13,3

Dec14,3

Dec15,3

Dec18,3

Dec19,3

Dec22,3

Dec23,3

Dec25,3

Jan02,3

Jan03,3

Jan04,6

Feb02,255

May15,3

Jul29,12

Nov01,3

Jan20,3

Mar24,198

Mar25,36

Mar26,9

Mar27,126

Mar28,609

Mar29,690

Mar30,537

Mar31,1071

Apr01,1047

Apr02,690

Apr03,309

Apr04,921

Apr05,645

Apr06,987

Apr07,870

Apr08,702

Apr09,432

Apr10,210

Apr11,312

Apr12,579

Apr13,516

Apr14,756

Apr15,243

Apr16,132

Apr17,147

Apr18,303

Apr19,252

Apr20,459

Apr21,780

Apr22,1506

Apr23,453

Apr24,480

Apr25,522

Apr26,738

Apr27,720

Apr28,261

Apr29,435

Apr30,243

May01,630

May02,963

May03,705

May04,1176

May05,645

May06,507

May07,162

May08,387

May09,567

May10,201

May11,624

May12,99

May13,129

May14,336

May15,264

May16,609

May17,264

May18,513

May19,1107

May20,981

May21,420

May22,348

May23,594

May24,399

May25,942

May26,273

May27,441

May28,24

May29,324

May30,408

Jun01,699

Jun02,192

Jun03,1359

Jun04,459

Jun05,324

Jun06,264

Jun07,681

Jun08,432

Jun09,642

Jun10,672

Jun11,312

Jun12,114

Jun13,513

Jun14,1047

Jun15,216

Jun16,540

Jun17,579

Jun18,390

Jun19,600

Jun20,585

Jun21,414

Jun22,1083

Jun23,1566

Jun24,525

Jun25,732

Jun26,450

Jun27,648

Jun28,942

Jun29,438

Jun30,795

Jul01,411

Jul02,1047

Jul03,1335

Jul04,672

Jul05,291

Jul06,648

Jul07,771

Jul08,1050

Jul09,267

Jul10,300

Jul11,1002

Jul12,303

Jul13,564

Jul14,273

Jul15,513

Jul16,114

Jul17,498

Jul18,744

Jul19,1188

Jul20,717

Jul21,654

Jul22,399

Jul23,423

Jul24,270

Jul25,315

Jul26,150

Jul27,336

Jul28,378

Jul29,372

Jul30,57

Jul31,87

Aug01,477

Aug02,1071

Aug03,699

Aug04,1059

Aug05,846

Aug06,561

Aug07,738

Aug08,237

Aug09,336

Aug10,336

Aug11,642

Aug12,1740

Aug13,891

Aug14,648

Aug15,492

Aug16,765

Aug17,858

Aug18,1155

Aug19,795

Aug20,303

Aug21,438

Aug22,423

Aug23,909

Aug24,822

Aug25,399

Aug26,591

Aug27,387

Aug28,375

Aug29,741

Aug30,573

Aug31,396

Sep01,636

Sep02,624

Sep03,204

Sep04,120

Sep05,540

Sep06,771

Sep07,822

Sep08,915

Sep09,960

Sep10,498

Sep11,210

Sep12,924

Sep13,624

Sep14,528

Sep15,321

Sep16,528

Sep17,843

Sep18,129

Sep19,411

Sep20,483

Sep21,468

Sep22,372

Sep23,456

Sep24,159

Sep25,102

Sep26,234

Sep27,648

Sep28,480

Sep29,513

Sep30,393

Oct01,189

Oct02,144

Oct03,654

Oct04,468

Oct05,243

Oct06,345

Oct07,165

Oct08,159

Oct09,252

Oct10,258

Oct11,369

Oct12,87

Oct13,36

Oct14,210

Oct15,315

Oct16,288

Oct17,330

Oct18,354

Oct19,306

Oct20,726

Oct21,510

Oct22,162

Oct23,192

Oct24,231

Oct25,273

Oct26,375

Oct27,216

Oct28,186

Oct29,270

Oct30,186

Oct31,498

Nov01,660

Nov02,714

Nov03,186

Nov04,198

Nov05,150

Nov06,69

Nov07,672

Nov08,573

Nov09,936

Nov10,879

Nov11,483

Nov12,189

Nov13,339

Nov14,648

Nov15,606

Nov16,456

Nov17,633

Nov18,915

Nov19,792

Nov20,516

Nov21,360

Nov22,312

Nov23,411

Nov24,189

Nov25,117

Nov26,150

Nov27,69

Nov28,924

Nov29,114

Nov30,396

Dec01,633

Dec02,711

Dec03,420

Dec04,318

Dec05,630

Dec06,789

Dec07,771

Dec08,843

Dec09,417

Dec10,144

Dec11,624

Dec12,495

Dec13,357

Dec14,510

Dec15,324

Dec16,771

Dec17,582

Dec18,111

Dec19,858

Dec20,477

Dec21,939

Dec22,780

Dec23,1263

Dec24,300

Dec25,372

Dec26,105

Dec27,651

Dec28,546

Dec29,420

Dec30,861

Dec31,306

Jan01,42

Jan02,270

Jan03,636

Jan04,519

Jan05,378

Jan06,705

Jan07,711

Jan08,474

Jan09,426

Jan10,492

Jan11,324

Jan12,258

Jan13,768

Jan14,180

Jan15,450

Jan16,615

Jan17,468

Jan18,300

Jan19,462

Jan20,255

Jan21,84

Jan22,93

Jan23,93

Jan24,162

Jan25,627

Jan26,1131

Jan27,747

Jan28,222

Jan29,420

Jan30,411

Jan31,363

Feb01,285

Feb02,114

Feb03,294

Feb05,195

Feb06,390

Feb07,465

Feb08,135

Feb09,201

Feb10,684

Feb11,204

Feb12,63

Feb13,423

Feb14,195

Feb15,459

Feb16,606

Feb17,306

Feb18,129

Feb19,393

Feb20,228

Feb21,696

Feb22,390

Feb23,381

Feb24,363

Feb25,717

Feb26,285

Feb27,714

Feb28,1011

Mar01,654

Mar02,369

Mar03,441

Mar04,186

Mar05,33

Mar06,258

Mar07,387

Mar08,567

Mar09,369

Mar10,888

Mar11,801

Mar12,231

Mar13,462

Mar14,426

Mar15,537

Mar16,690

Mar17,330

Mar18,165

Mar19,111

Mar20,1074

Mar21,378

Mar22,558

Mar23,615

Mar24,144

Mar28,621

Mar29,894

Mar30,387

Mar31,264

Apr01,315

Apr02,309

Apr03,642

Apr04,564

Apr05,972

Apr06,870

Apr07,420

Apr08,36

Apr09,888

Apr10,567

Apr11,288

Apr12,273

Apr13,561

Apr14,627

Apr15,639

Apr16,447

Apr17,270

Apr18,249

Apr19,438

Apr20,264

Apr21,702

Apr22,171

Apr23,48

Apr24,75

Apr25,129

Apr26,405

Apr27,993

Apr28,279

Apr29,270

Apr30,387

May01,507

May02,318

May03,441

May04,582

May05,114

May06,180

May07,222

May08,828

May09,276

May10,234

May11,528

May12,384

May13,63

May14,606

May15,954

May16,345

May17,486

May18,1254

May19,663

May20,288

May21,42

May22,306

May23,363

May24,729

May25,813

May26,51

May27,102

May28,3

May29,258

May30,240

May31,351

Jun01,66

Jun02,501

Jun03,231

Jun04,135

Jun05,306

Jun06,189

Jun07,273

Jun08,414

Jun09,714

Jun10,309

Jun11,351

Jun12,426

Jun13,864

Jun14,561

Jun15,336

Jun16,312

Jun17,402

Jun18,267

Jun19,258

Jun20,453

Jun21,381

Jun22,18

Jun26,204

Jun27,561

Jun28,189

Jun29,864

Jun30,1275

Jul01,375

Jul02,195

Jul03,447

Jul04,183

Jul05,399

Jul06,618

Jul07,828

Jul08,207

Jul09,342

Jul10,336

Jul11,324

Jul12,432

Jul13,1077

Jul14,564

Jul15,780

Jul16,252

Jul17,762

Jul18,600

Jul19,642

Jul20,1338

Jul21,645

Jul22,669

Jul23,198

Jul24,207

Jul25,129

Jul26,252

Jul27,378

Jul28,246

Jul29,102

Jul30,123

Jul31,972

Aug01,576

Aug02,792

Aug03,603

Aug04,372

Aug05,45

Aug06,732

Aug07,534

Aug08,195

Aug09,891

Aug10,582

Aug11,225

Aug12,168

Aug13,135

Aug14,519

Aug15,540

Aug16,927

Aug17,603

Aug18,696

Aug19,723

Aug20,126

Aug21,69

Aug22,828

Aug23,252

Aug24,759

Aug25,120

Aug26,30

Aug27,342

Aug28,1179

Aug29,1461

Aug30,897

Aug31,1035

Sep01,1056

Sep02,687

Sep03,141

Sep04,36

Sep05,96

Sep06,165

Sep07,426

Sep08,105

Sep09,114

Sep10,288

Sep11,330

Sep12,1320

Sep13,960

Sep14,435

Sep15,438

Sep16,15

Sep17,285

Sep18,102

Sep19,204

Sep20,396

Sep21,159

Sep22,39

Sep23,57

Sep24,276

Sep25,459

Sep26,309

Sep27,144

Sep28,270

Sep29,447

Sep30,747

Oct01,279

Oct02,708

Oct03,687

Oct04,567

Oct05,426

Oct06,780

Oct07,66

Oct08,840

Oct09,393

Oct10,222

Oct11,522

Oct12,504

Oct13,294

Oct14,141

Oct15,57

Oct16,672

Oct17,186

Oct18,543

Oct19,525

Oct20,162

Oct21,150

Oct22,204

Oct23,159

Oct24,525

Oct25,630

Oct26,693

Oct27,474

Oct28,120

Oct29,165

Oct30,78

Oct31,741

Nov01,63

Nov02,276

Nov03,504

Nov04,300

Nov05,96

Nov06,117

Nov07,336

Nov08,954

Nov09,828

Nov10,417

Nov11,147

Nov12,798

Nov13,231

Nov14,1587

Nov15,678

Nov16,750

Nov17,18

Nov18,432

Nov19,561

Nov20,501

Nov21,411

Nov22,345

Nov23,489

Nov24,207

Nov25,15

Nov26,210

Nov27,375

Nov28,423

Nov29,240

Nov30,390

Dec01,534

Dec02,450

Dec03,429

Dec04,375

Dec05,852

Dec06,372

Dec07,795

Dec08,483

Dec09,102

Dec10,42

Dec11,456

Dec12,657

Dec13,1467

Dec14,363

Dec15,240

Dec16,516

Dec17,867

Dec18,840

Dec19,948

Dec20,255

Dec21,339

Dec22,840

Dec23,477

Dec24,576

Dec25,216

Dec26,432

Dec27,150

Dec28,1050

Dec29,369

Dec30,516

Dec31,603

Jan01,135

Jan02,621

Jan03,477

Jan04,1227

Jan05,501

Jan06,189

Jan07,969

Jan08,483

Jan09,984

Jan10,585

Jan11,648

Jan12,534

Jan13,318

Jan14,168

Jan15,252

Jan16,459

Jan17,99

Jan18,939

Jan19,156

Jan20,150

Jan21,486

Jan22,435

Jan23,564

Jan24,885

Jan25,543

Jan26,591

Jan27,246

Jan28,228

Jan29,12

Feb02,1254

Feb03,204

Feb04,165

Feb05,912

Feb06,381

Feb07,228

Feb08,441

Feb09,51

Feb10,81

Feb11,84

Feb12,201

Feb14,210

Feb16,207

Feb17,27

Feb18,402

Feb19,264

Feb20,144

Feb21,39

Feb22,78

Feb23,204

Feb24,192

Feb25,246

Feb26,102

Feb27,48

Feb28,135

Mar01,66

Mar02,180

Mar03,30

Mar04,57

Mar05,69

Mar06,135

Mar07,66

Mar08,351

Mar09,9

Mar10,39

Mar11,78

Mar12,51

Mar13,135

Mar14,33

Mar15,186

Mar16,180

Mar17,24

Mar18,81

Mar20,6

Mar21,225

Mar22,516

Mar23,129

Mar24,84

Mar25,96

Mar26,342

Mar27,114

Mar28,540

Mar29,594

Mar30,297

Mar31,315

Apr01,156

Apr02,345

Apr03,468

Apr04,321

Apr05,276

Apr06,417

Apr07,246

Apr08,393

Apr09,1206

Apr10,504

Apr11,705

Apr12,915

Apr13,1065

Apr14,54

So then, shall we graph ?

———0.31309027 vs 0.327594987 for the precision-oriented. [↩]

« Carnes, mas o menos.

The fabulous day of many firsts »

Category: Zsilnic

Wednesday, 09 May, Year 10 d.Tr.

Must suck to be one of you "average guy with a great sense of humor" losers, seriously now.

First off, remember that schmuck ? The 24 yo "Male" "Dominant" from Hendersonville, North Carolina ? (US). No ?! Really ?

Yeah, that's right, with the cut up picture, the glasses, the faggot beard, the works.

He's you, you know that, right ? "Intellectual" and all ? Who are you kidding, forget about it. He's exactly you, the average guy with a great sense of humor. Like this other schmuck, remember him ?

What, seriously ? Not this one either ?! Here!

The other person asked me a question, which I answered, and apparently she did not approve of the answer. Her reply was a lengthy diatribe consisting entirely of insults and some very specific threats. Naturally, I reported that conversation for abusive behaviour and I took a break from the site for a few days because frankly I was not expecting that and was a bit shaken from the experience.

No ? Still nothing ? And to think justusranvier thinks himself an expert of some fame and etcetera.

But anyway -- this saga is not at all ended, dear average guy with a great sense of humor. It continues, today and likely forever.

For instance, today : you certainly remember how I said

mircea_popescu: in other lulz of the ongoing fetlife saga, they've MASSIVELY rate limited profile views. check out ~100 people in an hour or so, get timed out. so big deal, right, i have more c blocks than baku had girlfriends. except, wait for it... new accounts require SMS verification! everything must be facebook! sooo... big deal, 1 sent girl to buy a bagful of phone numbers. they cost, no joke, $2.5 here. EXCEPT, of course, they want your "cedula", you know, "por activacion". which is not a big deal at all, considering most any shop will sell you preactivated ones nqa anyway. this entire exercise in idiocy has, practically speaking, resulted in me paying various hard working ticos a grand or so, to the people fucking in the ass the "security" paradigm of pantsuit.fetlife. IN LIEU of having paid that much, and rather more, to the fetlife itself. but this paradigm where "we will cater to the peniless but opinionated female herd, instead of the rich and actually powerful white male" fucked them over.

Well... today I finally got around to pouring all that data into bash -- team girlies with boxen finished account creation days ago, which is to say the day after team girlies with cars completed the "buy a pile of SIMMs" task. But there's only one of me for so very many of them, and in Stefa's own words... perdo colpi. Or whatever, it wasn't much of a priority anyway, more of a lulz item.

But in either case, the process involves a login so as to steal cookies for later reusage. And that login yields... well... it yields the average guy with a great sense of humor. But in spades! Have you ever wondered what average guys with a great sense of humor say to chicks they imagine exist ? You're in luck, check this out :

Yeah, that's right. Random dork from Costa Ricai is going to help my AI girl navigate the perhaps confusing, at times overwhelming world of the web. Isn't he fucking endearing ?

But the prize for low effort nonsense probably goes to

He's managed to spam that crap to every.single.fucking.account, as fucking if.

Oh, and least you completely forget about them, Argentina also represent! (Though very sporadically, about 8% or so hit rate.)

Another insistently "helpful" moron, he's got about 90% of the gals. Well... "got". You know, like the average guy with a great sense of humour gets things and items. He'd better have a fucking great sense of humour about it.

Oh, and speaking of voluntary castration :

that Jimenaii dood hit about half the girls, to let them know he's a MtF tranny and ...

Then there's the "follow" dance, and oh yeah, and that dood that asked to be friends. With just about 80% of them. I had no fucking idea teh friendzone was quite that popular with the swimtrunk crowd!

But just in case you were wondering, they're not all Latam/Centroamerica. Europe figures in the dragnet as well!

Not to mention Israel. Living up to their reputation, the jews have an urgent business proposal for my script!

As you perhaps intuit I've abridged this sad porridge drastically. The only thought that comes to my overwhelmed mind -- naturally overwhelmed, mind you, by the pressure of the byproducts of vaginal fermentation (and muchly in spite of the structured, efficient and far reaching efforts of artificial intelligence working hard to protect me from the tiresome) -- is that... holy shit it sucks to be you. Seriously now.

Why do you keep on, anyway ? It's not worth it, literally, absolutely, Elliot was a smarter businessman than the whole lot of ye average guys, with or without your stolid senses of humour. His choice was the right choice, what the everloving are you waiting around here for ? What, you'll meet a girl that'll like you ? Forget about it, they like me specifically because I'm nothing like you. Go, your father in heaven has a whole world of riches awaiting and there's literally nothing for you down here.

In closing, I leave you with Arno, the world traveler.

———Wikipedia pompously lists "Grupo de Usuarios de Linux de Costa Rica", an entity very much in the vein of Bitpay and other ploughing flies. On the oh-so-relevant page we are maternally warned that, NOTE : Naturally, the language used is Spanish as in their mailing lists.

Meanwhile I ran a (complete) survey of all irc networks earlier this month (in continuation of), and guess what ? #guclr consisted of me and chanserv. Yep, right, that's it. What nao, words ? [↩]Isn't that a great name for the voluntarily castrated beta bois ? Seriously now, think about it, to miss not only the girly parts actual girls still have, but also the girly parts actual girls already shed! What fucking hymen, lawds mewcy!

Seriously, I'ma start calling trannies Jimena. It's... apt. [↩]

« Woman! Did we pay those people ?!

The Night of the Hunter »

Category: Rautati si Mizerii

Saturday, 17 March, Year 10 d.Tr.

Muma lui Stefan cel Mare

Since this is a major point of learned reference in colloquial Romanian not to mention a pretty decent poetic attempt, let's regale the esteemed leadership with something that to date doesn't exist : a bilingual version.

1.

Pe o stinca neagra, intr-un vechi castel, unde cura-n vale un riu mititel

On an ancient rampart upon darken rocks cast above a river as deep as deer's hocks

2.

Plinge si suspina tinara domnita, dulce si suava ca o garofita

Cries and sighs a beauty, sweet and elegant, temptress to behaviours most extravagant

3.

Caci in batalie sotul ei dorit a plecat cu oastea, si n-a mai venit

Cries she for her Master, her desired one, sallied to do battle and is not yet done.

4.

Ochii sai albastrii ard in lacrimele cum lucesc in roua doua viorele

Iridiscent glimmers seared in teardrops, drying out the river every time she stops.

5.

Buclele-i de aur cad pe albui-i sin, rozele si crinii pe fata-i se-ngin

Golden curlicues framing milky breast, rose and white lily cheek and forehead wrest.

6.

Insa doamna soacra linga ea vegheaza, si cu dulci cuvinte o imbarbateaza.

Yet a gaunt expression of her own old age sprinkles on her sadness rosemary and sage

7.

Un orologiu suna noaptea jumatate ; la castel in poarta oare cine bate ?

Brazen bell announces the night is half gone ; iron gates arattle. Who is knocking on ?!

8.

Eu sunt, bun a maica, fatul tau dorit, eu, si de la oaste ma intorc ranit

It is I, good mother, your beloved son. I, that from the battle now returns undone

9.

Soarta noastra fuse cruda de-asta data ; mica mea ostire fuge sfarimata.

Fate's cruel shadow broke our joyous band ; the fiend's charge and arrow no one could withstand.

10.

Dar deschideti poarta, turcii ma-ncongior, vintul sufla rece, ranile ma dor...

But open this gate, the Turks are about, and the winds blow coldly, and my wounds bleed out...

11.

Tinara domnita la fereastra sare. "Ce faci tu copila ?!" zice doamna mare

The young lady darts towards the door, but can't make it past the towering old bore

12.

Apoi ea la poarta atunci a iesit si-n tacerea noptii astfel i-a vorbit

That instead came out and in silence spoke, creaking, terminally, words cut out of oak.

13.

Ce spui tu, straine ? Stefan e departe ; bratul sau prin taberi mii de morti imparte.

What say you, nobody ? Stephen is afar, his right arm enacting a free death bazaar.

14.

Eu sunt a sa muma, el e fiul meu ; de esti tu acela, nu-ti sunt muma eu.

I am that one's mother, and that is my son ; if you seek a mother I am not the one.

15.

Insa daca cerul vrind sa-ngreuieze anii vietii mele si sa ma-ntristeze

But if ill fortune is so darken cast as to undermine with the future, past

16.

Nobilul tau suflet astfel l-a schimbat, daca tu esti Stefan cu adevarat

If your soul is changed in this knavish vein, if you're truly Stephen and not claim in vain,

17.

Apai tu aice fara biruinta nu poti ca sa intri far'a mea vointa

Then defeated, here, and against my will you will never enter 'til the Sun stands still.

18.

Du-te la ostire! Pentru tara mori, si-ti va fi mormintu-ncununat de flori!

Go back to your battle, for the country die, and your earthly grave will reach to the sky.

19.

Stefan se intoarce si din cornu-i suna, oastea lui zdrobita de prin vai s-aduna

Stephen turns back, and his horn resounds, his scattered army the enemy pounds

20.

Lupta iar incepe, dusmanii zdrobiti cad ca niste spice de securi loviti.

The erstwhile victor falls like so much wheat, when the Summer's over, and the sickles meet.

The original is not very even ; it contains excellent figures (the 7nd and especially 10th) along some more dubious portions (20th particularly, who ever heard of attacking sheaves with an axe), but in being one of the first poems studied in school it is widely known, and as a result constitutes a sort of pons asinorum of learned discourse in Romanian.

« Kika

MP's guide to getting crabs »

Category: Cuvinte Sfiinte

Wednesday, 30 May, Year 10 d.Tr.

Mr. Dilworthy falls in some bad company.

Mr. and Mrs. Dilworthy had signed up about six weeks prior to a novelty mail-order course, "How To Gangbang Your Wife". It seeemed to them an innocent caper, one of those futile moves worn-together couples may engage in safely and from a distance ; but then one thing led to another and here they found themselves today, in their everyday livingroom, but in the company of two young gentlemen : Shaun (not Shawn!) and George. They did not really know whether the names were genuine or invented for the occasion, nor did it really make so much practical difference. As Mr. Dilworthy reclined on their sofa, the Mrs straddled him, at their visitors' instructions, on her knees. They had enjoyed but a few strokes of this common domestic congress when Shaun presented his respectable endowment quite in Mrs. Dilworthy's face (and, in fairness, mere inches from the Mr's). To the latter's genuine surprise, she swallowed it up ravenously, with an unartful eagerness quite contrastant with the lukewarm disinterest she had previously professed over the intervening weeks ; mere moments later he felt her wince over what was directly confirmed to him a violation of her innards that he himself had never yet partook in. Her rectum evidently swelled to accomodate George, whom he could rather immediately if somewhat innervingly feel rubbing against his very own presence inside his very own wife.

She was limp and relaxed in his arms, swaying gently with the motion of the two men ; but presently George leaned and whispered in her ear, and she, looking down into her husband's face with infinite, tender loveliness, soon raised his head slowly and with the softest of gestures until the point of his nose was firmly anchored in Shaun's own anus. Mr. Dilworthy kissed that taint, and then, under his wife's insistent grip licked the ballsack that was connected by a thick, long shaft to the head she herself suckled on, and licked and kissed like a long lost, perfect lolipop of youth. The feeling of being thus connected to his wife was quite elating, in a very pure, spiritual way ; so pure and spiritual in fact that Mr. Dilworthy felt his own erection subside, and eventually fall out of his wife's dripping slit, slowly pushed out by George's steady piston just as Mrs. Dilworthy herself was being raised from atop the couch to a standing position.

She briefly rooted around behind the couch, out of his view, inside a large gym bag Shaun had carried in, and presently Mr. Dilworthy felt the volcanic burn upon his own crotch. In his own wife's loving, tender grip his balls and shaft caught the cold fire of vaporub, evaporating his manhood to a most boyish proportion. After working the needling agent thoroughly into every pore and crease, her fingers found the space between his skin and that most delicate tip of any man's organ, and after a short break (no doubt needed to reload her fiery cargo) slathered that secret crease in such generous globs as they could at the outmost carry.

Mr. Dilworthy gave out a yelp and looked up at the Heavens in expiation, only to see Shaun above him, holding a leathery contraption. The device turned out to be a mask, one that completely covered the scalp, the eyes and ears, the nose and cheek, leaving only one round opening around the mouth. It was of quite solid construction, Mr. Dilworthy soon found out, and it closed tightly around the neck with the click of a lock. Simultaneously with that click, a different lock closed on his body, ensconcing his chemically reduced penis into a metal cage that promised to keep it into that cute if diminutive shape forever. Just as Mr. Dilworthy opened his mouth to cry, or protest, or perhaps whisper some sweet nothing or another, his wife's end of the great thick shaft propped itself inside his mouth, while his wife's dextrous finger found his asshole, and blessed it with the same unction as had prior graced his frontal organ.

Mr. Dilworthy buckled, which was all the better, as it allowed him to be turned about and set face down on the couch. A good solid leather brace bound his arms tightly together behind his back momentarily, from elbow to wrist. Evidently it had a good solid handle on it, that George grabbed good hold on, and in short order Mr. Dilworthy was swaying gently to the rythms of the two young men, just as the Mrs had, seemingly mere moments prior ; and just as her, he was limp and relaxed in their arms, dribbling indistinct juices impotently from all his useful holes.

Evidently someone had forgotten to lock the door, because as he came down from the first elation incumbent in the intoxicating taste of quite so forbidden fruits as these, Mr. Dilworthy became dimly aware of his wife being quite thoroughly used in the same manner as himself, for one, and of significant changes in the tools probing both his uvula and prostate, not merely as to shapes and sizes but also in style, and rhythm and countenance generally. He had an overpowering sense of fullness, and then after a time he couldn't readily quantify he also had the sensation of travelling and being moved, on his own feet as well as in some kind of vehicle or other, perhaps a number of them really, and of breeze, and open air, and sun upon his skin, and dampness of cellar walls, and various textiles, and plastics, perhaps rugs, or bedsheets, or maybe park benches or who even knows.

Neither Mr nor Mrs. Dilworthy were ever heard from again, so take indeed good heed, kind reader, afore signing up with your esteemable wife to such offerings as "How to Gangbang Your Wife", be it a course by mail-order or otherwise, lest you suffer the same fate as poor Mr. Dilworthy's!

« The Ladies Man

MP at Arenal, 2003 - 2018 (Caution : Steps in de crease!) »

Category: Cuvinte Sfiinte

Saturday, 17 February, Year 10 d.Tr.

MP's guide to getting crabs

So I went to a nice place in the middle of nowhere. Because hey, what's the point of pristine nature, great beaches, jungle untouched by the axe of man, great views etcetera if you're not going to have your grappa and San Pelegrino and imported rum and cigars and on it goes, a lengthy list ?

Here, let's get on the same page :

Above, crocodile. He was quite friendly, and didn't even try to bite at all.

Below, nice place.

So we sit down, and the waitress wants to know how I learned Spanish. From girls, I tell her. She may not be particularly endowed, but sports a pretty smile if you look past the braces, and a great attitude. Attitude is pretty much the main thing, as you perhaps know, so I ask her where she learned English in exchange.

She admits that it was her novio, and she volunteers that she's got tired of it after three, almost four years. He did take her to see Florida (but not Europe), and he even showed up every 22 days to novio all over her! I propose that's kinda not enough for a young woman, and she agrees -- by the way if you're starting to get antsy let me put your itch to rest : the crabs are coming.

So I ask her if she'd like to go out with us, which she would, brings us free cake, does some research, finds the only thing happening that night anywhere there (karaoke, but of course) and so on.

Let's continue with the visuals. Underneath, the sea. Above, the girl. In between, the crabs.

Time for a short interlude, while I show you the birdy.

You have to be ready first.

Are you ready first ?

Alright, here goes...

The next thing is going to be... the birdy!

No, seriously.

Here :

Tee hee.

But let's continue our detour, down to the very beach depicted above :

Isn't it romantic ?

Not depicted, the cunnyrub bench, somewhere further up the path. It's glorious, basically a bench overlooking a three hundred meter drop through the jungle into the ocean, where you can spread your knees and rest your back while I play with your clit.

Care are clit. Cacare n-are...

But anyway, enough peristalsis, let's get to the crabs. Here you are :

Above and below : craci, the crabby habitat. Do you know how "to spread your knees" goes in Romanian ? I bet you don't. Or rather -- I bet you didn't.

Above and a coupla below : spurious beach shots. Because I can, cun't I.

Finally we are ready to get crabs in earnest.

The first thing you need to get crabs (the MP way) is an erect stick.

It doesn't have to be very big, nor does it have to be all that straight. It's even ok if it's wet.

You grab it firmly in hand, and you apply it insistently into the crack. As depicted :

Eventually you extract the crab. You can place it where hair goes, such as for instance your hat. The legs are naturally scarlet.

Above : further spurious beach shots. Ain't it pretty tho ?

Below : spot the lifeform. Tip : it's slippery and wet. Pro tip : schlllllurrrp.

Above : crab not yet got awaits its getting. Take hold of your stick and stuff it in the hole.

Below : Yes.

Above : tree impersonates reptile.

Below : I don't have have ni puta idea what the fuck this is. It appears rather like what some aliens might imagine a totally unremarkable earthling fly-bug-thingee might look like, because they read so in their bok. The damn thing ~actually flies~, too! Anyone know what this is ?

Antigoat tree waves you good-bye. So do I.

PS. I am happy to report Rae is well on her way to enslavement ; which she's both aware of, perfectly happy with, and entirely unaware of. How does she manage this ? She's female, what!

« Muma lui Stefan cel Mare

MiniGame (S.MG), May 2018 Statement »

Category: La pas prin lume

Sunday, 03 June, Year 10 d.Tr.

MP at Arenal, 2003 - 2018 (Caution : Steps in de crease!)

Many years ago I climbed up the Arenal volcano with Chet. She was alive back then ; and the volcano was active.

We got to see rivulets of lava cutting up the night seemingly right across the street from our motel room (except it wasn't exactly a motel room, nor was it on a street -- where the asphalt would have went were I you there were instead just a string of butterfly bushes to be found, crawling with colibris in the morning. They chased each other and clicked.) We also got to ride the horses uphill on lava, and see the canopy from above, and many other things.

It was a good year.

Above, as below : the topmost layer of jungle biomass, as it could be seen back then. Occasional cables and such hierramentas are also visible -- one doesn't simply go into the canopy.

Putting the leaf in diaphanous and the tree in mystery!

Below, the river, which we vaguely heard at the time has a waterfall somewhere. We never got to see it, there wasn't time, there wasn't really the inclination to push any further, there wasn't any room left, our wonderment stomachs fully distended with the already swallowed fodder...

It is strange what you remember, and what you forget. There's little in the sort of detail one always finds on Trilema about these pictures. Yet "I remember them clearly". I regret not having had Trilema back then ; but then again when I was in my twenties there didn't exist anything like an example to follow in this vein. I simply did not know, it never occured to me I would regret such a thing.

Above : a view from on high. We're in the present now, as you perhaps guessed. Yet where is it from ?

It is taken from the bridge below. On our way we went by the tower you can observe, and the innocent inquiry whether "hey, you wanna stop here ?", driven plainly enough by standing orders that we'll evaluate any amenties & amusements as may be offering themselves to the traveler on Costa Rica's roads just as long as they're sensiblei.

"No way!" came the well felt, visceral reaction. You see, many years ago I was in a group that nearly fell with a large, spacious, military helicopter. Out of sheer fortune the drop restarted the turbine and we didn't actually pancake, but for a few hundred meters the circumstance was overwhelmingly intense. At some point subsequent I discovered I had actually developed, on the quiet, a marked fear of some kinds of heights. It goes by specific movement and specific geometric relations, it's quite clearly driven by image complex recognition somewhere in the lower brainstems (the sort of process plenty of people call "thinking" and live their entire lives happily not learning the difference). So of course we went. Somewhat, at least, but what can you do ? A little bit each day.

Above : BartholoMeW left way, way in the distance (I think it may also fear heights -- or at the very least stairs).

Below : the rickety bridge in question. It... it... IT SWAYS!

Above : it's called rainforest, yes, tropical but still very wet. This'd be the reason (a view from the same high place).

Below, a plain road bridge, but with a twist : it's floored with metal grating, which (while perfectly safe) permits one to view the ground underneath. It moves while you move! And the bridge sways with traffic, and good god!

Above, as below : closer shots of the same bridge and of its driving river.

Above, a plant. What, problem ? This is exactly how plants go, what did you think ? It's totally inconspicuous and everything.

Below, for a stretch : the sights of the mysterious Palmares-Atenas derivationii which we finally managed to find. This'd be the scenic South-West "yellow" (ie, crappier road) Atenas-27 connection, rather than the "red" (ie somewhat better road) South-Eastern link.

It looks just like fucking Alba, dunnit!

Above as below, the lake at the foot of Mt Arenal.

Above as below, a toucan fellow that lived in the tree outside my very door. No kidding.

Above : derelict "butterfly reservation" (Costa Rica is chock full of these, to the degree it's a standardized item of development here, like a veranda say).

Below : the view from same. Isn't it interesting what the contribution of humanity upon Earth actually looks like, when so contrasted ?

Above : the exact sky tram that also figures in the above pictures from a different time. Everything's exactly the same, except the girlies attending it.

Below : a tree of leaves.

Above, below, and for a while yet : shots from the same place.

And yet the leaf always comes back to lyf!

Yup, we found the catarata this time around! Majestic cocksucking location, by the way, and also a fabulous spot for candid nudes I won't be publishing.

The trail includes some bridges. The one depicted above is quoted in the map shown below as 3rd : 143 meters long, 70 meters high. Yep, it also sways.

Breakfast joint. Their smoothies were quite passible, and in the environment altogether enjoyable. Just kick your feet up and suck the batido down!

Above, very shy yellow tailed bird. He had a peculiar call, but avoided the camera like the salvation of his very soul depended on it.

Below, cows. Rather typical for the region, I'd say.

Above, white nosed cuati. They're pestilentially common around the tourist traps, a sort of slower, more contemplative raccoon really.

Below, the card of a grandiose breakfast place in La Fortuna, along with a magazine. As to the place : I bought a couple of chocolate bars up on the mountain, because they had no more than that couple. The girls located the producer for me, and I bought a half dozen more -- because, etcetera. This'd be them, the chocolate factory cum epic breakfast joint, I heartily recommend.

The magazine... oh lordy, how shall we explain it. Basically, the overwhelmingly competent Orchid people produced everything on my elaborate list of demandsiii and eventually even a magazine!

The magazine in question being The Howler, printed by gringos for gringos. Above as below, the avatars of being a gringo.

Let it be stated plainly that I do not fault the locals for this in any way. It's really not upon them.

Consider that in spite of all the idiocies they spew, the old style family structure, with the grandparents and the dumber brother and the etcetera Scamwickkk is what they nevertheless desire, and whenever possible reconstruct. I deem the item above a very important archeological find, in that it stands for, speaks of, and by, and for, and ultimately symbolizes a culture. This, rather than anything else, is what post-empire white means.

Below, my breakfast. Excellent tomato soup (served at 9 in the morning, because yes, I say when), smoked salmon in pannini, banana batido with vanilla (can you put vanilla in it ? sure!) and I forget what all else. I left the place as distended as a tick (and left the hat behind, but they gleefully volunteered to keep it company for a little while until I come back for it).

Above as below, items of interest related to the almighty cocoa bean. Notice how the lot number is written by hand in pen, yes ?

100%. Accept no substitties.

And with that, our trip comes to an end. I hope you've had as much fun as me, for I sure as fuck intend to have all the funs in the world.

Why not, rite ?

———Many places advertise Western-style items at the end of unadvertised Mongol-style "roads". There are also the occasional duds, "reservations" that look more like US "Indian reservations" cca 1918 (utter shitholes of unhappy poverty, for the innocent) than tourist attractions. [↩]San Jose has a major North-Western problem : Heredia (and to a lesser but very present degree, Alajuela). These are small townships integrated in the larger metropolitan area and populated in great concentrations by idle idiotic drones trying to live "the dream" with cars and office jobs. You know, "the dream". The extras getting ready to play their alloted role of zombies in the coming soon to a mall near you zombie-killing future.

As the (pretty much only) palpable result of the continued befouling of the New World by the spurious idiocies of the aspirational class, there's some terrible traffic jams stretching for miles within a dozen or two miles around the abominable horrors.

Consequently, while you may not care whether you're draining back towards town from the North or North-West via the 1, or the 3, you absolutely, necessarily, always want to actually go into Santa Ana on the 27, and not on those two. The Coyol derivation is the usual venue for this Southern switch, but the maps also indicate an earlier cutoff, the mysterious Palmares-Atenas derivation, which we never managed to find before (because it's well fucking hidden, why else). [↩]Have I ever recounted that anecdote of 5yo MP traveling (by airplane!) for the first time to the (Romanian) seaside, and going to the restaurant there (with his parents) and upon being served soup inquiring where the hell is the cream !? This is late communist Romania, you understand, most kids starved, MP couldn't comprehend wtf is wrong with someone serving Supa Ardeleneasca without cream.

The staff scared up a dollop of fine cream (not the sweet crap for desserts, the sour item normal people aka very few folk in a very narrow mountaineous valley ecosystem eat!) for me I know not whence, which I accepted with the majestic grace of Charles Grandet eating his pheasant little nothing.

The many intervening years have sadly not sensibly improved on this already shaky basis, I have lists of demands. [↩]

« Mr. Dilworthy falls in some bad company.

Dentist with a view »

Category: La pas prin lume

Sunday, 18 February, Year 10 d.Tr.

Moron

Exceptionally, the title of this article is exactly descriptive of the content thereof, except not in this language. As you perhaps intuited, we will be discussing the vegetable list.

First and foremost, the moron, which is how the locals call a nice red bell pepper. I confess the name has caught with me, because English is silly. If you call it "pepper" simply it's impractically ambiguousi and too many times you end up delivered the pepper mill. If you go to all the trouble of saying red pepper you might miss out on the perfectly fine pale orange ones. It's just... it's a dumb name for Ardei, what do you want from me. Moron it shall be henceforth.

So, this fine country that does fruit exceedingly well -- far above and beyond any other land I've visited, and consider I'm an Old World European that comes from the lands of perfect fruit, like say if you were from the 50s and from New Jersey or something, it's not entirely clear how to translate eighty centuries of Iranian horticultural practice into the forms comprehensible to the ESL-er -- nevertheless does vegetables middling-poorly. How could such a wonder be ? I don't know, but it can, somehow, because it fucking does.

The Moron is pretty much the only really good item. Their broccoli, arugula, artichoke, asparagus and so following are supermarket-okay, and evidently imported. The tomatoes are terrible, universally and ubiquitously, and it's a sad fate indeed, proper Italian canned sauce is actually better than what you can produce out of the fruits of the local earth! Olives don't grow here, cucumbers they don't understandii. The various gourds are okay, I guess, but I never really liked them. The girls mostly do, which is nice -- for them. But what does it do for me ?

Fortunately the eggplants import well, along with cauliflower (speaking of which, do you know what is the difference between a conopida and a coropisnita ?) and things like that, but seriously now... Mushrooms don't grow here, at any rate nothing you'd eat, so I'm stuck with these gallon jars of dried French stuff imported by Roland (do you know Roland, btw ? Because if you don't you haven't travelled). Their onions are actually very good (and they're very proud of them too, poor dears, they have like yearly onion festivals and whatnot, you'd think you're in Oregon) but just how much onion can a person eat ?!

The corn is terrible, by the way, they use this original strand I guess, the kernels widely spaced apart and the fructose content deeply insufficient. I miss the Romanian hybridized stuff, believe it or not, the corn here is barely worth putting on the embers.

Everything else is canned, peas, naut, beets and so following. The beans are ok, I guess, but they don't really have enough sense to sell fresh green beans, all they have are these tiny black guys, which are ok for many things but not all -- I can't make refried beans for lack of the big white ones, for instance! Cabbage is I guess ok, but of course they don't know about pickling it, so I have to import it all the way from Saxony! They have great celery, but they only sell the stalks, which is ridiculous (then again they also don't know what soup is, not really). And of course they sell raw sugar cane, if sugar needs a caning I suppose, as I've not been able to find any other uses for it (and bamboo is better at the task anyways).

How's your day been ?

———There's nothing wrong with ambiguity in principle, but then only. [↩]Cucumbers have to be picked early, before they seed. The locals evidently imagine cucumber's just another kind of gourd, so they let them grow to sizes vaginally incomfortable and consequently orally unpalatable.

What, you didnt know that's the criteria ? Let me tell you sonny -- barbatii au doua capete, iar femeile au doua guri. [↩]

« No Such lAbs (S.NSA), March 2018 Statement

The Letter »

Category: La pas prin lume

Wednesday, 04 April, Year 10 d.Tr.

Morning coffee ocean side

One of the more directly striking priviledges of my priviledged position probably is that I can say "we're going to the beach", and then women scurry forthwith to prepare provisions and arrange arrayed accoutrements of filthy luchre ; and then the car flies at 130 kmph through the night while Leonard Cohen derps on about how "democracy is coming" through the exceptionally accomplished acoustic system before alighting me by the oceanside just as the Sun wakes up.

What fucking democracy ? There is no such thing. There can be no such thing. Reality is strictly this situation where the stars belong to me, and gladly, even if for lack of alternative.

These guys... they build entire complicared cities of little sand balls. They're shy, and careful, and we ran across a severed pincher today. It's sad, you know ?

Yet what can you do.

"He is coming like the glory of the morning on the wave"...

I broke all my legs, and the company drowned, and hurt, and variously suffered. It was a glorious day at the beach! And we gifted the little fellows living there one pea, and a small slice of fine bell pepper (red), and a little bit of orange peel (which was briefly inspected and readily discarded as uninteresting -- even hermits have standards!).

And it occurs to me, that we're by a very far margin the only people who don't need a professional excuse to be in the water. Not boats, not surfboards, can just splash happily in the wake, jumping waves and having no "good reason" to be there, no prop as an excuse, nothing at all. What fucking democracy, I ask you again ? The world is neatly split among they who need an excuse to be here and they who do not, what more is there to it ?!

You possibly remember this guy from before.

They build whole cities, on the beach. Then the sea surges and wipes them out. Then they build them again. Whole secret civilisations of crabs, leaving their own fake jesus signs in the sands, marks and markings of meanings inconsequential. What of it ?

I don't really know what to tell you, other than "life's not for everybody", which it most pointedly isn't.

Yet here we are ; and so it goes.

« Lamb aspic

Let me tell you how bad I have it »

Category: Zsilnic

Wednesday, 18 July, Year 10 d.Tr.

Moonstruck

Moonstrucki re-does the same trite old story of say Terms of Endearment : that by the 1970s actual men were nowhere to be found, disappeared to be replaced with some despicable sort of cvasi-boyish fungus.

Why the fuck would anyone take a lover that's a lesser woman than his wife at home ? Leaving aside the more pointedly plain and duly obvious "why the fuck would anyone not introduce the younger to the elder, 'here, she is your mistress, kiss her feet' ?", ambiguously, like men do, leaving aside the proper form and substance of manhood, how about an answer as to the smallest possible token of non-idiocy ? Who takes a lover that's less than his wife!

Who asks his fiance to patch things over with his younger brother he fears ?! Who the fuck flies over to be with his mommy as if it's somehow no longer women that follow camp wherever camp goes or else die alone in the woods like the animals that they necessarily are for having failed to follow camp like women must ?! Who the fuck produces the contorted reasoning of "Mr." Johnny Cammareri, whereby telling his mother of his engagement produced a miraculous healing and therefore actually going through with the implicit marriage would mean the mother will die ? Think of it, doesn't it stand to the plainest logic that if the woman came back from the dead at hearing of the engagement it'd be the breaking of it that'll undo the miracle ? But then again, an incapacity for logic is the fundament of the neotenic abominations, isn't it.

Moonstruck has no Jack Nicholson to do it with, and no Danny deVito either, but then again Cherilyn Sarkisian is actually quite the competent actress and she holds up some beautiful scenes. Cage is utterly retarded, and I mean this without remainder -- much like the case of Brad Pitt he's only fit to play golums and other accidentally-animated objects. Fortunately the director has the intelligence to cast him in quite such a role -- because Johnny's a soggy mop therefore Loretta ends up fucking a perambulating dildo, that's the whole story. Poor Loretta...

Moonstruck doesn't have the Arthur Miller / Emile Zola -ian carnality of pressed smegma and liquefied puss that Terms of Endearment unabashedly oozes. It is altogether more Proustian an affair, filthy in a dessicated, crumbly manner ; yet it argues just as convincingly for the obliteration of the entire failed Petri dish. The truth about art is that it always finds it very difficult to elude the truth, whatever be its auctorial intention.

As you perhaps intuit, I fully sympathize with the sentiment. There's altogether no reason to continue the experiment, simply burn down the entire angloworld and start over at a moment well prior to this failed "civilisation".

———1987, by Norman Jewison (seriously now), with Cher, Danny Aiello, Nicholas Cage. And Nadja Despotovich, fancy that wonder. Jewison and Despotovich made a movie about New York life. [↩]

« Pushing the soft flesh and so on against the so and so blades of the immutable machine etcetera, second installment.

Scott Pilgrim vs the World »

Category: Trilematograf

Saturday, 10 February, Year 10 d.Tr.

MiniGame (S.MG), September 2018 Statement

S.MG incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

Deposits

0.0

Loot pool provisioning

0.0

Serveri

0.05780660

Payroll

0.84710769

Total

0.0

Total

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Account

01.09.2018

Net change

30.09.2018

Cash

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0.90491429

8`485.38177623

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313.55979646

0.953560672

312.60623579

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74.89580867

0.953560672

75.84936934

Total assets

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Account

01.09.2018

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30.09.2018

Player holdings

135.00618189

0.80647628

135.81265817

Shareholder equity

8`739.73611377

1.711390577

8`738.024723193

Total liabilities

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Miscellaneous

The draft Comms Protocol has improved markedly. Botted crafting now works pretty well also!

———This was same test server for September. [↩]For clerical reasons we're no longer issuing warrants monthly ; nevertheless employee compensation package remains in force, and we intend to issue 12 months' worth of warrants for E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E on January 2019. [↩]

« Stephen Douglas, speaking at Ottawa, Ill. August 21th 1858.

How Anthony Kiedis killed Louise Ciccone »

Category: S.MG

Sunday, 07 October, Year 10 d.Tr.

MiniGame (S.MG), October 2018 Statement

S.MG incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

Deposits

0.0

Loot pool provisioning

0.0

Serveri

0.05780660

Payroll

0.80858085

Total

0.0

Total

0.86638745

S.MG assets

Account

01.10.2018

Net change

31.10.2018

Cash

8`485.38177623

0.86638745

8`484.51538878

Tangibles

312.60623579

0.427273256

312.178962534

Intangibles and goodwill

75.84936934

0.427273256

76.276642596

Total assets

8`872.97099391

S.MG liabilities

Account

01.10.2018

Net change

31.10.2018

Player holdings

135.00618189

0.39962292

136.21228109

Shareholder equity

8`738.024723193

1.266010373

8`736.75871282

Total liabilities

8`872.97099391

S.MG has a total of 88`096`605 authorised shares outstanding. The shareholder equity per share implied value is thus 0.00009930 BTC.

S.MG has Special Stock Warrants outstanding, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

88`096`605

8`809.6605

1

3

5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002

192`307

25

1.3

4

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

10`000

1

1

5

BBB0A99950037551F533850A677ABD62D0AEE7D7

10`000

1

1

6

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

170`000

17

1

7

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

8

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

9

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

10

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

11

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

12

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

13

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

14

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

15

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

16

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

17

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

18

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

19

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

20`000

2

1

20

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

21

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

22

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

23

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

24

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

3`250`000

325

1

25

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

910`000

91

1

26

FC66C0C5D98C42A1D4A98B6B42F9985AFAB953C4

150`000

15

1

27

57EE94EA6F2049A47DAFA8568F4CE8F777BC59F9

150`000

15

1

Tii

95`698`912

9`574.6605

1.00052

Provisional statement, will be considered accepted within 24 hours. Make any observations or corrections below.

Miscellaneous

Sorry for the delay. Works continues : there was a Serpent scare this month that however resolved ; otherwise we're continuing to break fundamental ground nobody else saw fit to touch before.

———Apparently this is becoming a permanent item, I guess I'm going to have to make some sort of longer arrangement with Pizarro. [↩]For clerical reasons we're no longer issuing warrants monthly ; nevertheless employee compensation package remains in force, and we intend to issue 12 months' worth of warrants for E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E on January 2019. [↩]

« Qntra (S.QNTR) October 2018 Statement

Actual anthropology, yet another minor function of the functioning harem. »

Category: S.MG

Thursday, 08 November, Year 10 d.Tr.

MiniGame (S.MG), November 2018 Statement

S.MG incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

Deposits

0.0

Loot pool provisioning

0.0

Serveri

0.05780660

Payroll

1.73146427

Total

0.0

Total

1.78927087

S.MG assets

Account

01.11.2018

Net change

30.11.2018

Cash

8`484.51538878

1.78927087

8`482.72611791

Tangibles

312.178962534

0.013666724

312.16529581

Intangibles and goodwill

76.27664259

0.01366672

76.29030931

Total assets

8`871.181723034

S.MG liabilities

Account

01.11.2018

Net change

30.11.2018

Player holdings

136.21228109

0.02301307

136.18926802

Shareholder equity

8`736.75871282

1.76625781

8`734.99245501

Total liabilities

8`871.181723034

S.MG has a total of 88`096`605 authorised shares outstanding. The shareholder equity per share implied value is thus 0.00009930 BTC.

S.MG has Special Stock Warrants outstanding, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

88`096`605

8`809.6605

1

3

5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002

192`307

25

1.3

4

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

10`000

1

1

5

BBB0A99950037551F533850A677ABD62D0AEE7D7

10`000

1

1

6

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

170`000

17

1

7

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

8

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

9

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

10

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

11

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

12

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

13

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

14

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

15

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

16

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

17

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

18

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

19

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

20`000

2

1

20

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

21

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

22

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

23

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

24

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

3`250`000

325

1

25

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

910`000

91

1

26

FC66C0C5D98C42A1D4A98B6B42F9985AFAB953C4

150`000

15

1

27

57EE94EA6F2049A47DAFA8568F4CE8F777BC59F9

150`000

15

1

Tii

95`698`912

9`574.6605

1.00052

Provisional statement, will be considered accepted within 24 hours. Make any observations or corrections below.

Miscellaneous

Work... it continues.

———Apparently this is becoming a permanent item, I guess I'm going to have to make some sort of longer arrangement with Pizarro. [↩]For clerical reasons we're no longer issuing warrants monthly ; nevertheless employee compensation package remains in force, and we intend to issue 12 months' worth of warrants for E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E on January 2019. [↩]

« No Such lAbs (S.NSA), November 2018 Statement

How to piss me the fuck off -- a guide »

Category: S.MG

Saturday, 08 December, Year 10 d.Tr.

MiniGame (S.MG), May 2018 Statement

S.MG incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

Deposits

0.0

Loot pool provisioning

0.0

Payroll

0.76062678

Total

0.0

Total

0.76062678

S.MG assets

Account

01.05.2018

Net change

31.05.2018

Cash

8`490.07515807

0.76062678

8`489.31453129

Tangibles

311.18685649

0.156165425i

311.343021915

Intangibles and goodwill

77.26874865

0.156165425

77.112583225

Total assets

8`877.77013643

S.MG liabilities

Account

01.05.2018

Net change

31.05.2018

Player holdings

138.16760564

0.29526426ii

137.87234138

Shareholder equity

8`740.36315757

0.46536252

8`739.89779505

Total liabilities

8`877.77013643

S.MG has a total of 88`096`605 authorised shares outstanding. The shareholder equity per share implied value is thus 0.00009930 BTC.

S.MG has Special Stock Warrants outstanding, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

88`096`605

8`809.6605

1

3

5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002

192`307

25

1.3

4

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

10`000

1

1

5

BBB0A99950037551F533850A677ABD62D0AEE7D7

10`000

1

1

6

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

170`000

17

1

7

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

8

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

9

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

10

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

11

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

12

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

13

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

14

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

15

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

16

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

17

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

18

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

19

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

20`000

2

1

20

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

21

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

22

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

23

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

24

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

3`250`000

325

1

25

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

910`000

91

1

Tiii

95`398`912

9`544.6605

1.00052

Provisional statement, will be considered accepted within 24 hours. Make any observations or corrections below.

Miscellaneous

Work on specifying a client-server protocol is ongoing. What can you do to help ?

———Due to recent changes in the crafting profession (really, unrolling an overearly modification), game activity went up immensely -- the past 48 hours saw more ECu value processed than the whole month of April, for instance. The variation in pool levels, while apparently significant when compared to previous months, it is in fact rather modest when compared to the outsized custom involved. [↩]The figure does not match the pool evolution above because players bought a lot of skills and some trader goods. [↩]For clerical reasons we're no longer issuing warrants monthly ; nevertheless employee compensation package remains in force, and we intend to issue 12 months' worth of warrants for E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E on January 2019. [↩]

« MP's guide to getting crabs

No country for old men »

Category: S.MG

Sunday, 03 June, Year 10 d.Tr.

MiniGame (S.MG), March 2018 Statement

S.MG incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

Deposits

0.0

Game server

0.0i

Loot pool provisioning

0.0

Payroll

0.81428571

Total

0.0

Total

0.81428571

S.MG assets

Account

01.03.2018

Net change

31.03.2018

Cash

8`492.00411847

0.81428571

8`491.189832756

Tangibles

311.285879749

0.0ii

311.285879749

Intangibles and goodwill

77.1697254

0.0

77.1697254

Total assets

8`879.645437905

S.MG liabilities

Account

01.03.2018

Net change

31.03.2018

Player holdings

138.10254812

0.0

138.10254812

Shareholder equity

8`742.357175499

0.814285714

8741.542889785

Total liabilities

8`879.645437905

S.MG has a total of 88`096`605 authorised shares outstanding. The shareholder equity per share implied value is thus 0.00009930 BTC.

S.MG has Special Stock Warrants outstanding, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

88`096`605

8`809.6605

1

3

5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002

192`307

25

1.3

4

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

10`000

1

1

5

BBB0A99950037551F533850A677ABD62D0AEE7D7

10`000

1

1

6

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

170`000

17

1

7

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

8

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

9

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

10

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

11

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

12

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

13

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

14

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

15

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

16

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

17

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

18

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

19

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

20`000

2

1

20

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

21

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

22

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

23

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

24

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

3`250`000

325

1

25

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

910`000

91

1

Tiii

95`398`912

9`544.6605

1.00052

Provisional statement, will be considered accepted within 24 hours. Make any observations or corrections below.

Miscellaneous

As you might've noticed, Minigame doesn't currently have a server -- which makes all sorts of things not work, from logging in to play the game to subdomain name delegation.

The causes of this sad state of affairs are two-fold. On one hand, Bitpay decided to finally perpetrate the switch portion of its long-running bait-and-switch scam so typical of the USG-driven "technology" "companies". It consisted of replacing Bitcoin with an unadvertised altcoin of their own concoction. Needless to say this left stranded all sorts of politically-myopic operators who thought they were accepting Bitcoin but really were simply giving themselves tied into the hands of the enemy. On the other hand, replacement management called in to reinforce Bingoboingo's Oriental Republic outfit is still cutting its teeth in the enchanted world of adult business, making all sorts of greenhorn mistakes along the way.

By their powers combined, these circumstances placed us in the unenviable position of not having an online presence for the last half of March and, expectedly, the first half of April. The current plan is that one of the Pizarro principals is flying over there mid-April to remedy in one fell swoop both the sorely longstanding No Such lAbs darkness as well as the more recent Minigame issues. Consequently I approved the CTO's vacation ; upon her return mid-April we are going to get the server back up. It will be a much better machine than the previous item in purely Imperial terms, not to mention it will have a pair of FGs installed, making it the only honest game server in the history of online gaming, period and full stop.

Otherwise, work on the specification for client-server communications is ongoing ; I hope to have something published this month, meaning third party client development can actually begin in earnest at that point! And, of course, we're still looking for talented people willing to put that talent to work.

———Meh. [↩]This value became momentarily unreportable, as we currently don't have a server and it's not worth my time to dig it out of backups. Once we're online the first report will de facto include catch-up values ; to assuage any panicard tendency in the meanwhile I can firmly state movement was under a Bitcoin (as per usual), and player holdings stood at 138.13 or thereabouts. [↩]For clerical reasons we're no longer issuing warrants monthly ; nevertheless employee compensation package remains in force, and we intend to issue 12 months' worth of warrants for E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E on January 2019. [↩]

« Obscure terms.

Trilema pages restructuring. »

Category: S.MG

Monday, 02 April, Year 10 d.Tr.

MiniGame (S.MG), June 2018 Statement

S.MG incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

Deposits

0.0

Loot pool provisioning

0.0

Payroll

0.85063824

Total

0.0

Total

0.85063824

S.MG assets

Account

01.05.2018

Net change

31.05.2018

Cash

8`489.31453129

0.85063824

8`488.46389305

Tangibles

311.343021915

1.800631075i

313.14365299

Intangibles and goodwill

77.112583225

1.800631075

75.31195215

Total assets

8`876.91949819

S.MG liabilities

Account

01.05.2018

Net change

31.05.2018

Player holdings

137.87234138

2.19237572ii

135.67996566

Shareholder equity

8`739.89779505

1.34173748iii

8`741.23953253

Total liabilities

8`876.91949819

S.MG has a total of 88`096`605 authorised shares outstanding. The shareholder equity per share implied value is thus 0.00009930 BTC.

S.MG has Special Stock Warrants outstanding, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

88`096`605

8`809.6605

1

3

5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002

192`307

25

1.3

4

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

10`000

1

1

5

BBB0A99950037551F533850A677ABD62D0AEE7D7

10`000

1

1

6

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

170`000

17

1

7

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

8

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

9

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

10

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

11

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

12

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

13

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

14

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

15

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

16

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

17

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

18

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

19

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

20`000

2

1

20

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

21

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

22

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

23

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

24

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

3`250`000

325

1

25

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

910`000

91

1

Tiv

95`398`912

9`544.6605

1.00052

Provisional statement, will be considered accepted within 24 hours. Make any observations or corrections below.

Miscellaneous

Work on specifying a client-server protocol is ongoing. What can you do to help ?

———Yeah, that's right, last month was showing nothing yet.

It's true we're somewhat far from the historical peak of 318.22 BTC worth of pool load ; but we did claw one third of the way back there or so this month. [↩]Yeah, that's right, in excess of two billion coins. Ouch.

For the record, aggregate player activity exceeded 50 bn ECu this month, the largest single month by very far in the entire history of the game (the top three being September 2016 with a little over 32 bn and December 2015 with almost 30bn -- both values float-adjusted). [↩]Check that rare and radiant wonder, green on the shareholder equity line! [↩]For clerical reasons we're no longer issuing warrants monthly ; nevertheless employee compensation package remains in force, and we intend to issue 12 months' worth of warrants for E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E on January 2019. [↩]

« No Such lAbs (S.NSA), June 2018 Statement

Brokola. 'Nuff said. »

Category: S.MG

Friday, 06 July, Year 10 d.Tr.

MiniGame (S.MG), July 2018 Statement

S.MG incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

Deposits

0.0

Loot pool provisioning

0.0

Serveri

0.03542985

Payroll

0.73334264

Total

0.0

Total

0.76877249

S.MG assets

Account

01.07.2018

Net change

31.07.2018

Cash

8`488.46389305

0.76877249

8`487.69512056

Tangibles

311.343021915

0.421560503

313.565213493

Intangibles and goodwill

75.31195215

0.421560503

74.890391647

Total assets

8`876.1507257

S.MG liabilities

Account

01.07.2018

Net change

31.07.2018

Player holdings

135.67996566

0.5824306ii

135.09753506

Shareholder equity

8`741.23953253

0.18634189

8`741.05319064

Total liabilities

8`876.1507257

S.MG has a total of 88`096`605 authorised shares outstanding. The shareholder equity per share implied value is thus 0.00009930 BTC.

S.MG has Special Stock Warrants outstanding, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

88`096`605

8`809.6605

1

3

5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002

192`307

25

1.3

4

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

10`000

1

1

5

BBB0A99950037551F533850A677ABD62D0AEE7D7

10`000

1

1

6

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

170`000

17

1

7

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

8

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

9

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

10

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

11

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

12

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

13

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

14

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

15

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

16

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

17

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

18

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

19

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

20`000

2

1

20

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

21

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

22

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

23

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

24

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

3`250`000

325

1

25

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

910`000

91

1

26

FC66C0C5D98C42A1D4A98B6B42F9985AFAB953C4

150`000

15

1

27

57EE94EA6F2049A47DAFA8568F4CE8F777BC59F9

150`000

15

1

Tiii

95`698`912

9`574.6605

1.00052

Provisional statement, will be considered accepted within 24 hours. Make any observations or corrections below.

Miscellaneous

As previously announced we're issuing this month stock warrants for two fellows whose contribution in the field of theoretical work nevertheless proved most useful to Minigame in the most practical of senses (and to the broader Republican community, at that, such as for instance through unearthing the issues hinted at by No Such lAbs' report for July as well as in myriad ways yet known or in the future to be discovered). Along with these go our most heartfeltly sincere thanks.

Otherwise, work is ongoing, also in myriad ways yet hinted but mostly in the future to be discovered.

———This was part of July for the extra test server we're using at will atm. [↩]Everything reverts eventually. [↩]For clerical reasons we're no longer issuing warrants monthly ; nevertheless employee compensation package remains in force, and we intend to issue 12 months' worth of warrants for E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E on January 2019. [↩]

« No Such lAbs (S.NSA), July 2018 Statement

Nobody knows what lovage is... »

Category: S.MG

Saturday, 04 August, Year 10 d.Tr.

MiniGame (S.MG), January 2018 Statement

S.MG incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

Deposits

0.0

Game server

0.09112050i

Loot pool provisioning

0.0

Payroll

0.94898273ii

Total

0.0

Total

1.04010323iii

S.MG assets

Account

01.01.2018

Net change

31.01.2018

Cash

8`493.63118337

1.04010323

8`492.59108014

Tangibles

311.50359762

0.08649511

311.41710251

Intangibles and goodwill

76.95200753

0.08649511

77.03850264

Total assets

8`881.0466853

S.MG liabilities

Account

01.01.2018

Net change

31.01.2018

Player holdings

137.91265233

0.08525776

137.99791009

Shareholder equity

8`744.1741362

1.12536099

8743.04877521

Total liabilities

8`881.0466853

S.MG has a total of 88`096`605 authorised shares outstanding. The shareholder equity per share implied value is thus 0.00009930 BTC.

S.MG has Special Stock Warrants outstanding, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

88`096`605

8`809.6605

1

3

5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002

192`307

25

1.3

4

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

10`000

1

1

5

BBB0A99950037551F533850A677ABD62D0AEE7D7

10`000

1

1

6

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

170`000

17

1

7

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

8

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

9

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

10

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

11

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

12

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

13

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

14

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

15

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

16

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

17

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

18

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

19

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

20`000

2

1

20

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

21

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

22

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

23

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

24

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

3`250`000

325

1

25

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

910`000

91

1

Tiv

95`398`912

9`544.6605

1.00052

Provisional statement, will be considered accepted within 24 hours. Make any observations or corrections below.

Miscellaneous

Eucrypt continues, now at chapter 8 (keccak).

———Price drop can't touch us, ta-nanana. [↩]Weak coinz, owch. [↩]Bitcoin evolution doubled our expense line mom. What do ? [↩]For clerical reasons we're no longer issuing warrants monthly ; nevertheless employee compensation package remains in force, and we intend to issue 12 months' worth of warrants for E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E on January 2019. [↩]

« No Such lAbs (S.NSA), January 2018 Statement

The Disaster Artist »

Category: S.MG

Monday, 05 February, Year 10 d.Tr.

MiniGame (S.MG), February 2018 Statement

S.MG incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

Deposits

0.0

Game server

0.09112050i

Loot pool provisioning

0.0

Payroll

0.49584117ii

Total

0.0

Total

0.58696167

S.MG assets

Account

01.02.2018

Net change

28.02.2018

Cash

8`492.59108014

0.58696167

8`492.00411847

Tangibles

311.41710251

0.13122276

311.285879749

Intangibles and goodwill

77.03850264

0.13122276

77.1697254

Total assets

8`880.459723619

S.MG liabilities

Account

01.02.2018

Net change

28.02.2018

Player holdings

137.99791009

0.10463803iii

138.10254812

Shareholder equity

8`743.04877521

0.691599711

8`742.357175499

Total liabilities

8`880.459723619

S.MG has a total of 88`096`605 authorised shares outstanding. The shareholder equity per share implied value is thus 0.00009930 BTC.

S.MG has Special Stock Warrants outstanding, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

88`096`605

8`809.6605

1

3

5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002

192`307

25

1.3

4

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

10`000

1

1

5

BBB0A99950037551F533850A677ABD62D0AEE7D7

10`000

1

1

6

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

170`000

17

1

7

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

8

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

9

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

10

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

11

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

12

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

13

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

14

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

15

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

16

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

17

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

18

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

19

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

20`000

2

1

20

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

21

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

22

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

23

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

24

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

3`250`000

325

1

25

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

910`000

91

1

Tiv

95`398`912

9`544.6605

1.00052

Provisional statement, will be considered accepted within 24 hours. Make any observations or corrections below.

Miscellaneous

Sadly it appears that both December and January reports were actually incorrect, in that they include the wrong figure in the cash movement line (but not in result!) ; that the error was glaring, especially last month, yet somehow nobody seems to have noticed is concerning.

In any case, work continues undaunted, and we are fast approaching that magical moment.

———We've made some commitments to Pizarro, which will yield marginally more powerful, significantly more trusted (and perhaps even cheaper) machinery. [↩]We've axed some parts, and the Bitcoin recovered to some degree, so... [↩]As this keeps growing you could almost say the players must be on to something! [↩]For clerical reasons we're no longer issuing warrants monthly ; nevertheless employee compensation package remains in force, and we intend to issue 12 months' worth of warrants for E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E on January 2019. [↩]

« Friendly Persuasion

And in other dead things... »

Category: S.MG

Tuesday, 06 March, Year 10 d.Tr.

MiniGame (S.MG), December 2017 Statement

S.MG incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

Deposits

0.0

Game server

0.09112050

Loot pool provisioning

0.0

Payroll

0.45271163

Total

0.0

Total

0.54383213i

S.MG assets

Account

01.12.2017

Net change

31.12.2017

Cash

8`494.1750155

0.54383213

8`493.63118337

Tangibles

311.75414637

0.250548745ii

311.503597625

Intangibles and goodwill

76.70145879

0.250548745

76.952007535

Total assets

8`882.08678853

S.MG liabilities

Account

01.12.2017

Net change

31.12.2017

Player holdings

137.77938651

0.13326582

137.91265233

Shareholder equity

8`744.85123415

0.67709795iii

8`744.1741362

Total liabilities

8`882.08678853

S.MG has a total of 88`096`605 authorised shares outstanding. The shareholder equity per share implied value is thus 0.00009930 BTC.

S.MG has Special Stock Warrants outstanding, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

88`096`605

8`809.6605

1

3

5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002

192`307

25

1.3

4

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

10`000

1

1

5

BBB0A99950037551F533850A677ABD62D0AEE7D7

10`000

1

1

6

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

170`000

17

1

7

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

8

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

9

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

10

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

11

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

12

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

13

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

14

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

15

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

16

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

17

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

18

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

19

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

20`000

2

1

20

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

21

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

22

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

250`000

25

1

23

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

70`000

7

1

24

E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E

3`250`000

325

1

25

EA0FAD90985B3025576A5061454B0FC0BC07B87E

910`000

91

1

Tiv

95`398`912

9`544.6605

1.00052

Provisional statement, will be considered accepted within 24 hours. Make any observations or corrections below.

Miscellaneous

The first four chapters of the previously announced basic building block for future Eulora have been releasedv on schedule (1 - 2 - 3 - 4) ; work is ongoing.

———An extremely strong and ever strengthening Bitcoin continues to relentlessly errode our expense accounts. We dropped a further 26% on top of last month's 22%. [↩]If you think about it, players making a quarter Bitcoin (ie 5k worthless fiats or whatever it comes to) net profit in a month is not even terrible on the Internet scale of things! [↩]Remarkably stable! [↩]For clerical reasons we're no longer issuing warrants monthly ; nevertheless employee compensation package remains in force, and we intend to issue 12 months' worth of warrants for E72DCCB73A5E06694C5CD781D5196EE6390F999E on January 2019. [↩]And I very much recommend them to the attention of both veteran and newcomer. [↩]

« Tamara Drewe

No Such lAbs (S.NSA), December 2017 Statement »

Category: S.MG

Saturday, 06 January, Year 10 d.Tr.