you should do Haiku frfr
Hot cocoa is love
There sits a cat at the base of a tree, intently watching a little bird perched high on a branch. The little bird looks down at the cat and ponders,
Mr. Cat, I think you and I can come to an understanding that we both value freedom. But which kind of freedom? Is it a “freedom from-” or a “freedom to-“?
After laborious deliberation I have decided to officially endorse Pigasus the Immortal II as candidate for president of the United States of America. All you clowns are on the wrong side of history.
Remember kids, never expect a man to understand something when his salary depends on not understanding it.
So tired of all the narcissism and idolatry and fear/grievance culture. Such an alienated schizophrenic society.
I really need you people to zoom out more
late at night do you ever get stuck existentially thinking about how much you don’t know and will never know, and how terrifying that is, and that there is an unquantifiable amount of knowledge that has been shed from our history and that this separation is increasing at an exponential rate that none of us can individually comprehend.
or is that weird.
There once was a fellow from Perth
Who was born on the day of his birth.
He got married, they say
On his wife’s wedding day,
And died when he quitted the earth.
tautology 🤓
You should watch Beau is Afraid. Hilarious Freudian dark comedy. Would make for a great date night movie. 👍
the teleology of madness 
learning is painful
I dropped my work phone in the toilet 🫠
Liberal hedge fund manager beefing with liberal hedge fund manager (errrr I mean “university president”) is the epitome of decadence 😂🍿🤡
2024 is the year I reclaim my title as smol bean >:3
My New Year’s resolution is to optimize homeostasis even further by taking even more naps. Monophasic sleep is bourgeois Enlightenment propaganda.
Don’t forget to add American military junta to your 2024-25 bingo cards
https://open.spotify.com/track/64xYUSFAQhkXL9bWZfvgDV?si=W5ePEQgcQ6C5oR5PcjB2KA
monsters can’t love