Summoning the fiat gods to a crumbling, otherworldly landscape somewhere to finish this thing once and for all.

Uncute.com on Monday the 22nd

We caught the grind but missed the backflip.

The biggest threat to fiat currencies is a fun loving plush toy with indigestion.

Coming to Uncute.com via @`BTCPayServer` on 7/22 and to @`TheBitcoinConf` on 7/25.

Perhaps our best Spiral newsletter ever, this extremely late post covers all the bases: weather-induced spirituality, cosmic Jerome Powells, and, most importantly, the phrase “senior technical fungus.”

https://spiral.xyz/blog/spiral-quarterly-update-h1-2024/

Do it.

Your bank could already be insolvent. It’s not like they’d tell you.

We’ve got more herecomesbitcoin.org stickers, this time featuring nostr:npub17xvf49kht23cddxgw92rvfktkd3vqvjgkgsdexh9847wl0927tqsrhc9as, nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m, nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg, nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle, nostr:npub1jfujw6llhq7wuvu5detycdsq5v5yqf56sgrdq8wlgrryx2a2p09svwm0gx, nostr:npub10pensatlcfwktnvjjw2dtem38n6rvw8g6fv73h84cuacxn4c28eqyfn34f, nostr:npub1z3suvdpeazw72l23t498qa3mz5az5ezzpnp5hdfsj9u7pfpfl7sqnttq8s, and Brink.

Plus Black Ops Bitcoin, Girls Night Out 2, Ride the Lightning Bitcoin, and Old Charlie “Can O’ Beans” Bitcoin.

Will your brand 100% go under unless it gets its own anthropomorphic Bitcoin mascot? Weird problem, but relatable. DMs are always open.

Mining visualized.

Soon. Very soon.

Perfect money doesn’t just happen.

Bitcoin on a Ferris wheel. You can’t hear him because it’s a gif, but Bitcoin is doing Daenerys’ wheel monologue except it’s about the wheel of fiat currencies and how bitcoin eventually breaks it.

good call. Messed up formatting is only on primal desktop web.

Ooph, Nostr botched the formatting. Regardless, the content is the same.

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Bitcoin marketing projects from our many long years at this company we are not allowed to leave:

500 Headlines About Bitcoin: https://www.500headlinesaboutbitcoin.com/

Spiral Presents: The Lightning Development Kit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOT78Bgy1Qw

Bitcoin Mythology Volumes 1 & 2: https://bitcoinmythology.org/volume-1-bitcoin-mining/

Who is Bitcoin?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvHUOr8ruMw

Here Comes Bitcoin: https://www.herecomesbitcoin.org/

Mo is one of the greats.

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Catnip.

Nostr Implementation Protocol, or…

One of our first projects just turned 5. https://www.500headlinesaboutbitcoin.com/